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Very Funny

by John Cole|  October 28, 20074:32 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

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Which one of you jackasses is responsible for signing me up for a TownHall.com account?

Psycheout?

DougJ?

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47Comments

  1. 1.

    the Pale Scot

    October 28, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    I am Spartacus

  2. 2.

    Andrew

    October 28, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    I am Spartacus!

  3. 3.

    I didn't know about town hall

    October 28, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Wow! So this is where Hillary has posted her hidden agenda. Fiendishly clever of her.

  4. 4.

    JL

    October 28, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    This sounds like a pass, fail question.

  5. 5.

    Jim Henley

    October 28, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    I’m thinking it was that little Graeme Frost prick.

  6. 6.

    ThymeZone

    October 28, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    I am Sparklepuss.

  7. 7.

    jake

    October 28, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    Damn U Scott Beauchamp!

  8. 8.

    Libby Spencer

    October 28, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    I am asking myself why I started clicking in here six times a day and I just realized it’s because it’s the only place in Blogtopia that makes me laugh anymore. That is VERY FUNNY.

    By the way, I am Spartacus too.

  9. 9.

    DougJ

    October 28, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    It’s the same guy who’s been spoofing Boylan’s email messages.

  10. 10.

    Tim F.

    October 28, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    What’s a townhall.com?

  11. 11.

    jnfr

    October 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    I am not Spartacus. I think I’m Kirk Douglas.

  12. 12.

    rachel

    October 28, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    So, when are you going to post over there?

  13. 13.

    Bombadil

    October 28, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    I am Spartacular.

  14. 14.

    demimondian

    October 28, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    I am Spartacustard.

  15. 15.

    Gus

    October 28, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    Better crank up that spam filter.

  16. 16.

    whatsleft

    October 28, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    I am Sparta. Obsolete.

  17. 17.

    trevor

    October 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    Nice site here. I got here by way of ThinkProgress to Greenwald to here. Some funny stuff. A blogger who drinks and then blogs, nice, I won’t have to go to Althouse anymore.hahaha
    Hey John when is your drunken Vblog going up?
    hahaha

  18. 18.

    Mary

    October 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    trevor, you’re making the grave assumption that John watches American Idol and likes it.

    Please back off before you get hurt. Seriously.

  19. 19.

    Cinderella Ferret

    October 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    I am the Thracian slave formerly known as Spartacus.

  20. 20.

    jake

    October 28, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    i am spartan

    (no caps on my keyboard)

  21. 21.

    The Other Steve

    October 28, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    Nice site here. I got here by way of ThinkProgress to Greenwald to here. Some funny stuff. A blogger who drinks and then blogs, nice, I won’t have to go to Althouse anymore.hahaha

    Althouse? That’s that feminazi blog that talks about boobies all the time, right?

  22. 22.

    Andrew

    October 28, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    Althouse? That’s that feminazi blog that talksdrunken slurs about boobiesLOLOLOLOroxors!11one!1iwantglennreynoldsbabiesLOLOLOLOLdrunkst1! all the time, right?

    Correct.

  23. 23.

    Dennis-SGMM

    October 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    I am Antoninus [smooths hair].

  24. 24.

    Ninerdave

    October 28, 2007 at 7:51 pm

    Our buddy Psycheout got called out on Olbermann the other night.

  25. 25.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    October 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm

    I am Lentulus Batiatus. Spartacus, bring me some wine and kill someone while you do it…

  26. 26.

    Krista

    October 28, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    You’re right, John…that IS very funny.

  27. 27.

    Mona

    October 28, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    John, I signed up for Townhall to get their latest updates; it is great blog fodder. Don’t look an asshole’s gift in the, uh, orifice.

  28. 28.

    Psycheout

    October 28, 2007 at 9:12 pm

    Townhall? That’s some nice digs.

  29. 29.

    Abe Froman

    October 28, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    heh!

  30. 30.

    John Cole

    October 28, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Krista!

    How did the wedding go?

  31. 31.

    Krista

    October 28, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    It was beautiful and perfect and fun and totally stress-free. :)

    Great weather (the rain held off, thank goodness), and it was SO pretty over at Bow Bridge. On the way there, our cab got in a fender bender at 60th and Central Park West, so we had to walk 12 blocks, but it was a nice day, so I didn’t care (besides, I then had the fun of having all of these random strangers congratulating us). We had a really fun time (the photographer stayed an extra half-hour for no charge ’cause he was enjoying himself so much with us). We were just all really relaxed and easygoing and happy — it was exactly the way I’d hoped it would be.

    (And can I just be self-congratulatory for a moment about how non-Bridezilla I was?) It took me less than an hour to get ready. I was grooving to Barry White and drinking a beer while putting on my mascara.

    Anyhoo, be a sport and add me on your Facebook already and you’ll be able to see the pictures once I post them.

  32. 32.

    the Pale Scot

    October 28, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    Lentulus.

    would you like some mollusks with that wine?

    calling pz….

  33. 33.

    rachel

    October 28, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Krista: Congratulations! May you have many happy years together.

  34. 34.

    Cain

    October 28, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Congratulations again, Krista. Glad it went great for you. :-)

    cain

  35. 35.

    Mary

    October 28, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Woo-hoo Krista! Hope you had a wonderful time. (And wasn’t it nice having a mighty dollar to bring down there?)

  36. 36.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    October 28, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    Yes, mollusks will do fine Spartacus. Bring me some grapes and a woman to feed me them for dessert too. While you are doing that, go ahead and kill someone else, for I am bored and in need of amusement.

    ———–

    Congrats Krista! Bridezilla eh? I married a bridezilla over twenty years ago. She eventually calmed down… ;)

  37. 37.

    incontrolados

    October 28, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    I signed up for Townhall to get their latest updates

    So, it was you?

    Congrats, Krista

  38. 38.

    TenguPhule

    October 29, 2007 at 12:02 am

    Damn you Steely McBeaM!!

  39. 39.

    Jess

    October 29, 2007 at 1:04 am

    Congratulations, Krista! I’m so glad it was fun rather than stressful.

    It took me less than an hour to get ready. I was grooving to Barry White and drinking a beer while putting on my mascara.

    I did something similar preparing for my wedding, only it was numerous glasses of wine people kept handing me, because I did momentarily turn into Bridezilla (tried to plan everything myself–NOT recommended). Long story short, I ended up having to make my march down a steep flagstone staircase (garden wedding) in high heels, totally tipsy, with everyone watching and wondering if I was going to end up cartwheeling down the landscaped terraces…all ended well though (although my new MIL finished off the cake before I had any, and the groom ended up too drunk to properly consummate the event). Those were some fun times…

    Oh, by the way, I AM SPARTAPUSSY!

  40. 40.

    Johnny Pez

    October 29, 2007 at 1:49 am

    I am Biggus Dickus!

    I mean, I am Peter Johnson!

    No, wait . . .

  41. 41.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    October 29, 2007 at 2:09 am

    You are A. Incognito Johnson…

  42. 42.

    ET

    October 29, 2007 at 7:49 am

    I think it was Cindy Sheehan.

  43. 43.

    Libby Spencer

    October 29, 2007 at 8:56 am

    Well I’m too new here to know you but congrats anyway Krista. Like your style. My first marriage was in 1972 so needless to say I wasn’t drinking beer but I was on my ass stoned on some really great pot. It was so obvious in the photos that the family burned them rather than show them to their friends.

  44. 44.

    canuckistani

    October 29, 2007 at 10:22 am

    I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!

    And congratulations, Krista! Good on you for being a relaxed bride! That’s when people have fun.

  45. 45.

    capelza

    October 29, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Krista…congrats. It sounds like a fun wedding. You’ll have a great marriage.

  46. 46.

    Dreggas

    October 29, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Why does that remind me of the question: “Alright which one of you fuckers put novocaine in the vaseline?”

  47. 47.

    Tax Analyst

    October 29, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    Dreggas Says:

    Why does that remind me of the question: “Alright which one of you fuckers put novocaine in the vaseline?”

    I guess “Once more, with feeling” was out of the question at that point.

    OH…yeah, congrats to the max, Krista.

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