Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Sometimes the world just tells you your cat is here.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

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  3. 3.

    I didn't know about town hall

    Wow! So this is where Hillary has posted her hidden agenda. Fiendishly clever of her.

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    Libby Spencer

    I am asking myself why I started clicking in here six times a day and I just realized it’s because it’s the only place in Blogtopia that makes me laugh anymore. That is VERY FUNNY.

    By the way, I am Spartacus too.

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    trevor

    Nice site here. I got here by way of ThinkProgress to Greenwald to here. Some funny stuff. A blogger who drinks and then blogs, nice, I won’t have to go to Althouse anymore.hahaha
    Hey John when is your drunken Vblog going up?
    hahaha

  18. 18.

    Mary

    trevor, you’re making the grave assumption that John watches American Idol and likes it.

    Please back off before you get hurt. Seriously.

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    The Other Steve

    Nice site here. I got here by way of ThinkProgress to Greenwald to here. Some funny stuff. A blogger who drinks and then blogs, nice, I won’t have to go to Althouse anymore.hahaha

    Althouse? That’s that feminazi blog that talks about boobies all the time, right?

  22. 22.

    Andrew

    Althouse? That’s that feminazi blog that talksdrunken slurs about boobiesLOLOLOLOroxors!11one!1iwantglennreynoldsbabiesLOLOLOLOLdrunkst1! all the time, right?

    Correct.

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    ConservativelyLiberal

    I am Lentulus Batiatus. Spartacus, bring me some wine and kill someone while you do it…

  27. 27.

    Mona

    John, I signed up for Townhall to get their latest updates; it is great blog fodder. Don’t look an asshole’s gift in the, uh, orifice.

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    Krista

    It was beautiful and perfect and fun and totally stress-free. :)

    Great weather (the rain held off, thank goodness), and it was SO pretty over at Bow Bridge. On the way there, our cab got in a fender bender at 60th and Central Park West, so we had to walk 12 blocks, but it was a nice day, so I didn’t care (besides, I then had the fun of having all of these random strangers congratulating us). We had a really fun time (the photographer stayed an extra half-hour for no charge ’cause he was enjoying himself so much with us). We were just all really relaxed and easygoing and happy — it was exactly the way I’d hoped it would be.

    (And can I just be self-congratulatory for a moment about how non-Bridezilla I was?) It took me less than an hour to get ready. I was grooving to Barry White and drinking a beer while putting on my mascara.

    Anyhoo, be a sport and add me on your Facebook already and you’ll be able to see the pictures once I post them.

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    Mary

    Woo-hoo Krista! Hope you had a wonderful time. (And wasn’t it nice having a mighty dollar to bring down there?)

  36. 36.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    Yes, mollusks will do fine Spartacus. Bring me some grapes and a woman to feed me them for dessert too. While you are doing that, go ahead and kill someone else, for I am bored and in need of amusement.

    ———–

    Congrats Krista! Bridezilla eh? I married a bridezilla over twenty years ago. She eventually calmed down… ;)

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    Jess

    Congratulations, Krista! I’m so glad it was fun rather than stressful.

    It took me less than an hour to get ready. I was grooving to Barry White and drinking a beer while putting on my mascara.

    I did something similar preparing for my wedding, only it was numerous glasses of wine people kept handing me, because I did momentarily turn into Bridezilla (tried to plan everything myself–NOT recommended). Long story short, I ended up having to make my march down a steep flagstone staircase (garden wedding) in high heels, totally tipsy, with everyone watching and wondering if I was going to end up cartwheeling down the landscaped terraces…all ended well though (although my new MIL finished off the cake before I had any, and the groom ended up too drunk to properly consummate the event). Those were some fun times…

    Oh, by the way, I AM SPARTAPUSSY!

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    Libby Spencer

    Well I’m too new here to know you but congrats anyway Krista. Like your style. My first marriage was in 1972 so needless to say I wasn’t drinking beer but I was on my ass stoned on some really great pot. It was so obvious in the photos that the family burned them rather than show them to their friends.

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    canuckistani

    I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!

    And congratulations, Krista! Good on you for being a relaxed bride! That’s when people have fun.

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    Tax Analyst

    Dreggas Says:

    Why does that remind me of the question: “Alright which one of you fuckers put novocaine in the vaseline?”

    I guess “Once more, with feeling” was out of the question at that point.

    OH…yeah, congrats to the max, Krista.

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