Earlier today, the birth of a minor quip in the “Cruise South America with Hugh Hewitt” thread:
Ahmmm, I’m a ghey, and I wouldn’t do anything with the words “Cruise” and “Hugh Hewitt” in it.
Of course, with all those social conservatives in one place, it’ll probably sound like Riverdance in the bathrooms.
We now have visual evidence from one of our reporters in the field:

Lord of the Stance
Consider this an ‘open’ thread.
nightjar
Some visions are better not viewed before bedtime.
ConservativelyLiberal
Quality here, nothing but the best! Ya gotta luv Photoshop.
That quote is an instant classic, one for the record books.
On the latest outrage front, it is obviously a slow news day over at RedState.
http://www.redstate.com/stories/liberals/…
Guess they are upset with Stevens again. Not hardcore enough about the death penalty, and now he loves Yamamoto and obviously wanted the US to lose WWII.
Yawn…
guyermo
as Senator Craig’s heavyweight championship belt clearly says, that is “Lord of the Dance”
Perhaps the lack of ellipses and editing confused you…
ninerdave
We’re doomed.
Keith
C’mon, you gotta make room for this guy: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DMBQsRpNL._AA240_.jpg
In all fairness, he’s in the seats choreographing. “Muh-ooore KICKS!”
chopper
yeah, from now on they should be known as ‘wide threads’ in honor of el senor wide-stance.
Breschau
That’s some high-quality ‘shoppin’ right there.
Kudos.
Krista
Shit, chopper beat me to it. :P
Dreggas
Seriously they should just name the cruise “Man Love Boat”
Add a little Santorum in for good measure and it can be “Man Dog Love Boat”.
Tim
You know, I used to come here for teh “serious”. Now this place is getting as good as Sadly, No and I’m hitting the Balloon “pipe” two or three times a day.
Then again, I was once attracted to Ayn Rand/Libertarian concepts. The fact that at the time I was living in my parent’s house in Beverly Hills with a pool and room for a pony escaped my perceptions of irony.
Patricia Neal remains coldly hot though.
OxyCon
Craig looks like the “Lord of the Pants”.
Dreggas
that should be LORD OF THE STANCE
OxyCon
Dreggas Says:
that should be LORD OF THE STANCE
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How bout “Lord of the Wide Stance”!
jake
John, before I die laughing, a request: Please make this the caption. [Wheeze~]
Dreggas
that’s pretty good but kinda thrown off by the Wide bit, to me anyways.
I wonder if one of the sponsors for the cruise and show is Little Vicky’s school of dance where everyone can “Tapp-a Tapp-a Tapp-a”?
CruzBustamove
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Susan Kitchens
Okay, all you Chorus Line aficiados:
“I’m watching Craig go pitta pat. Say, I can do that, I can do that.”
And:
Stance: Ten*. Taps: Three
Blame it on a bit of toilet paper
My little hand-wave men’s room caper
Gay I ain’t, kid. Gay I ain’t, kid.
Stance Ten, Taps Three
Vice Cop flashed his badge at me
My Senate Card he wouldn’t see
Gotta change my guilty plea,
cause…
I’m an ass.
Tell the world, “I am not gay”
I’ll leave the Senate soon one day
First resign
then soon decline
It’s a gas
Take on the press, my wife beside me
Gladiator Politics will deride me
I’ll fight back, yes,
I’ll fight back!
*width measurement
Susan Kitchens
okay. adapted, more or less, from the original, here:
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/achorusline/danceten;looksthree.htm
incontrolados
You think that’s funny . . . did you know that one of the republicans who is hoping to run against Nick Lampson for Tom DeLay’s old seat is John Manlove, former mayor of Pasadena, Texas?
Please let the republicans pick him, please!
The Other Steve
Oh my GOD! Justice Stevens is human.
Quick, someone replace him with an deceptobot.
jake
Hey, where the hell is our other Master of Ceremonies?
Dreggas
I heard he was somewhere below deck getting a special lesson on “family values” from Mitt and Tagg…
TenguPhule
Frodo has failed.
jake
No way Dreggas. Tim F. is way too old…
to attract ReThuglicans.
ConservativelyLiberal
Riverdance and The Lord of the Stance, two home runs in one day at BJ! Hold it…
Riverdance? Craig, The Lord of the Stance? BJ?
My, how apropos! :)
Peter Johnson
Do you mean WWIII? Last I checked, we already won WWII. I realize victory is a hard thing for some of you to get used to but what’s past is past.
Spartacvs
A fresh face.
Need to get this guy’s photo in the lineup.
Spartacvs
Bugger.
The link didn’t work.
http://www.columbian.com/news/localNews/2007/10/10302007_Police-report-sheds-new-light-on-Curtis-encounter.cfm
ConservativelyLiberal
HughPeter Johnson, you even read the link? It is Moe Lane obsessing over a story about Justice Stevens, and yes, he is talking about WWII.Those nuts will go to any length to find something to bitch about, as long as it is about a liberal. After a while, it gets pretty tiring.
Kinda like Bush yelling “WOLF! WOLF!” over and over again.
Cain
Well guys, you can add one more Republican into a gay sex scandal. (he voted against gay rights too, closeted bastard that he is) The guy is a state legislator from Washington State.
http://www.koin.com/Global/story.asp?S=7288671
Enjoy!
cain
jake
Since this is an OT.
They’ve caught one of the
terroristsimmigrants… OK it was a kid who started one of the CA wild fires.Check his counters!
Michael
Has anyone discussed this NY Time Op-ed piece that compared the Bush Administration to the French Revolution’s Jacobins?
I’m not a great student of history, but this was a facsinating comparison:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/28/opinion/28furstenberg.html
Andrew
Hugh Halfwit, Heavyweight Hack – halliterative hode
Huit heures. Haughty Hugh, hypocrite, had hardly had his habitual ham.
His harbinger hurries hallward, heralding Hugh’s hodiernal harangue.
Hopping halyards hustingsward, Hugh has his heavy hamper hauled harbourside;
Hefting his hip-hugging Hosen, his height hastens, hitching his haemoglobin-hiding hide,
Huge handles heaving, hoisting his hideous hypertrophied humps heavenward.
His hall, hack’s habitat, hell-hole, heeds: he holds his hearers, hawking hoky hateful hypotheses hard,
Hollering his hollow hallucinations, his hysterical hokum, handing his hapless hearkeners hogwash:
Hoarsely harpooning heterodox Hollywood, hippies’ hedonism — his hierophant’s hebetating hash.
Hilariously, Hugh Hewitt’s hair’s hue’s hoar’s held handsome, his hateful hardihood’s held holy here.
His hydrophobic hyperbole has hypnotised his half-hemisphere.