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Michael Yon Calls Off The Dogs

by John Cole|  October 26, 200710:04 am| 44 Comments

This post is in: Military, Assholes, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

Yesterday, in a column on Beauchamp, Michael Yon wrote of the fanatic truth detectors chasing after Beauchamp:

In any case, he was up in that tree, surrounded by hounds who’d done this plenty of times, yet always found this part exciting. The hunters would have written the last sentence if the choice was up to them.

Some wanted Beauchamp to go to prison; some were baying for blood.

Yon stated why he was leaving Beauchamp alone:

But to his credit, the young soldier decided to stay, and he is serving tonight in a dangerous part of Baghdad. He might well be seriously injured or killed here, and he knows it. He could have quit, but he did not. He faced his peers. I can only imagine the cold shoulders, and worse, he must have gotten. He could have left the unit, but LTC Glaze told me that Beauchamp wanted to stay and make it right. Whatever price he has to pay, he is paying it.

The commander said I was welcome to talk with Beauchamp, but clearly he did not want anyone else coming at his soldier. LTC Glaze told me that at least one blog had even called for Beauchamp to be killed, which seems rather extreme even on a very bad day. LTC Glaze wants to keep Beauchamp, and hopes folks will let it rest. I’m with LTC Glaze on this: it’s time to let Beauchamp get back to the war. The young soldier learned his lessons. He paid enough to earn his second chance that he must know he will never get a third.

But what about the coon hounds? Will they listen? After months of trembling at the thrill of the hunt, snarling, drooling, barking up a tree, pissing on themselves in excitement? Can their bloodlust be sated?

It appears that the hounds can be controlled, if you have the right dog whistle. Red State’s Jeff Emanuel:

Beauchamp, though, as a young man who is, by all accounts, honorably and capably serving his country even now, should see his public demonization end, and should be allowed to get back to his own life.

Are we as a public not lucky to have such magnanimous loudmouths controlling our discourse? After months of slobbering at the smell, feigning outrage, penning column (here citing folks calling Beauchamp a slimeball) after self-promoting column baying at the indecency of it all, our wise and noble Emanuel (himself a young man) has decided to let it all go.

Beauchamp, it seems, has paid his debt to Emanuel. I am sure the Baghdad diarist will be thrilled to learn this.

What of the others? Despite his inflated ego and his self-promoting offers to “help” TNR, Emanuel was a bit player in all of this. What about Uncle Dimbo at Black Five, who started off the Beauchamp nonsense with calls for violence? Remember this:

You were already fronted out and I would assume it was some members of your unit that “politely” invited you to name yourself. You are a disgrace Beauchamp, a wannabe intellectual lacking the brainpower to do much more than embarrass yourself in public. Well Bravo, you have shown yourself to be a back-stabbing petty BS artist. Congratulations on that. Now you need to get busy watching your back, ‘cuz if you think you were disliked and unloved before……Heh.

Month after month of fatheaded bloviating came from Dimbo, with each successive post about Beauchamp more full-throated, MORE INDIGNANT, MORE OUTRAGED! Surely our BlackFive correspondent will not be so eager to let things go, will he?

We don’t know, yet. But his other chest-thumping buddies at BlackFive are ready to let bygones be bygones:

As for me, I believe in second chances, and in earned redemption. I hope and even pray that such things are possible. While I have not written about it, I know that Scott Beauchamp has been offered such, and that he has done a good bit within certain constraints to make things right with his unit.

How sweet. And on and on it goes, as we are told it is time to leave Beauchamp alone. Nothing, of course, has really changed. Beauchamp has not publicly recanted or apologized, and he isn’t all of a sudden in a new and dangerous job in Iraq- he is doing the same dangerous work he was doing over the past few months while the hissyfitsphere was calling for his head. The young American soldier is JUST as likely to be harmed today as he was every other day over the past few months, while our brave and noble bloggers were calling for him to be court-martialed, jailed, beaten, and spit upon.

Again, so we are clear, every day over the past few months, while our keyboard commandos (and no cat-calls at Emanuel or the Blackfive folks- they have served, and one must assume, served admirably) were navigating the headlines defending God-general Petraeus, advocating the surge, it was evil villain Scott Thomas Beauchamp who was actually out there on the frront lines, strapping on his boots, doing everything he could to avoid the IEDs, the snipers, and the insurgents to make the surge work. So nothing has really changed, except, perhaps, that there really are no other aspects of this young man’s life to pry into. To keep with our metaphor, I guess the thrill of the hunt just ain’t so thrilling anymore, so it is now time to let this soldier be.

I think I speak for everyone when I note how lucky we all are to live in America, where even the coon hounds believe in redemption.

*** Update ***

This Tom Tomorrow cartoon really says it all.

*** Update #2 ***

TNR’s editors go on the record:

The answer is simple: Since this controversy began, The New Republic’s sole objective has been to uncover the truth. As Scoblic said during the September 6 conversation: “[A]ll we want out of this, and the only way that it is going to end, is if we have the truth. And if it’s—if it’s certain parts of the story are bullshit, then we’ll end that way. If it’s proven to be true, it will end that way. But it’s only going to end with the truth.” The September 6 exchange was extremely frustrating; however, it was frustrating precisely because it did not add any new information to our investigation. Beauchamp’s refusal to defend himself certainly raised serious doubts. That said, Beauchamp’s words were being monitored: His squad leader was in the room as he spoke to us, as was a public affairs specialist, and it is now clear that the Army was recording the conversation for its files.

The next day, via his wife, we learned that Beauchamp did want to stand by his stories and wanted to communicate with us again. Two-and-a-half weeks later, Beauchamp telephoned Foer at home and, in an unmonitored conversation, told him that he continued to stand by every aspect of his story, except for the one inaccuracy he had previously admitted. He also told Foer that in the September 6 call he had spoken under duress, with the implicit threat that he would lose all the freedoms and privileges that his commanding officer had recently restored if he discussed the story with us.

Gee. Where have you heard all that before?

The complete and total douchebaggery of the truth detectors on the right is going to be a spectacle to document when this is all over.

*** Update #3 ***

Mark Noonan, at Blogs for Bush:

But what of Beauchamp? Well, some were calling for him to be severely punished – and they had a strong case: what Beauchamp wrote was grist for the enemy propaganda mill and by encouraging the enemy to fight, it is almost certain that some people will die in part because of what Beauchamp wrote. But to err is all too human, to forgive is divine – especially when one is forgiving someone who is making amends, as Michael Yon points out…

Yes! The enemy was fueling their jihad with the tales of perfidy as outlined in the 65,000 subscriber New Republic.

It is unfair to actual idiots to call these people idiots.

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Excellent! More Citizen Journalism!

by John Cole|  October 25, 20076:33 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Assholes

The next generation of wingnuts cut their teeth:

A politically conservative student armed with a video camera and a Web site is trying to force a Democratic congressional candidate out of his teaching job at Central Michigan University.

Dennis Lennox, a 23-year-old junior, has posted videos on YouTube of himself questioning assistant professor Gary Peters about campaigning for office while holding a prestigious position at the university.

Some say Lennox is persistent. Others accuse him of pandering for attention.

“What I’m doing isn’t about getting media attention,” said Lennox, a political science major. “I’m speaking for the hundreds of students, alumni, taxpayers and even legislators who have complained because Gary Peters won’t pick between Congress and campus.”

***

Lennox helped start the group Students Against Gary Peters and created a Web site for what he calls “Petersgate.” He insists that he isn’t targeting Peters because he’s a Democrat.

But some see it differently.

“Basically, he’s just an extreme partisan. Anybody that’s a Democrat, he’s going to try to get at,” said fellow political science major Eric Schulz.

I regret that there was no information available regarding the good prof’s kitchen counters. Stay tuned, though!

*** OBLIGATORY TROLL PROTECTION *** – I am sure there are JUST as many douchebags on the left doing this sort of things to Republicans.

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And Now We Defend Cheney

by John Cole|  October 25, 20076:00 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Politics

As someone who has resorted to stabbing myself quietly in the thigh with my keys under the table just to stay awake during a meeting (alternate strategies- dig my nails into my palm to the point I almost draw blood, bite the inside of my cheek, etc.), I am willing to cut Cheney some slack for this. And yes, I understand he is the Vice-President and this is a crisis.

Sometimes, you just can’t stay awake. And I am not closing in on 70 with a bum heart.

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On This, We Still Agree

by John Cole|  October 25, 20071:22 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Common ground between me and Little Green Footballs. Ted Rall is still an asshole.

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The Fires

by John Cole|  October 25, 200711:07 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Still seem to be raging, although it appears from the CNN coverage that they are calming down. Some stats to date on the carnage:

Fire crews found two bodies Thursday inside a home in Poway, California, one of the San Diego communities hit hardest by this week’s fierce wildfires, the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department said.

If the deaths are confirmed to be from the Witch fire, the largest to hit Southern California this week, they would be the third in the 23 fires that have charred more than 460,00 acres. More than 1,400 homes have been destroyed.

One person was killed in the Harris fire in southern San Diego County earlier this week.

Seven other deaths are labeled as fire-related: Three people died during evacuations, and four others died after being evacuated. Seventy-eight people, including at least 36 firefighters, have been injured.

Winds that fanned the wildfires calmed to single-digit speeds Thursday, while the lifting of evacuation orders allowed thousands of Californians to return to check on their homes.

Hopefully, Glenn Beck is running the numbers and we will know shortly how many of those 1,400 homes deserved to burn.

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All The Beauchamp You Never Wanted

by John Cole|  October 25, 200710:47 am| 76 Comments

This post is in: Military, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity

Day two since the illegal release of documents, and several things are clear:

1.) The alleged recanting in the testimony released yesterday is no such thing. At no point does Beauchamp recant, and at no point does it sink through the thick skulls of the blogospheric right that when someone is being monitered by a SSG and another and having their conversations recorded and transcribed, they may not feel comfortable to speak completely freely.

I really don’t understand how to make them understand that, particularly when it is clear they do not want to understand. If Beauchamp was telling the truth in his dispatches, he clearly is not going to corroborate them now while standing in front of the full weight of UCMJ. Additionally, it is stated that in later conversations with Beauchamp (after the interview published yesterday), he reassured Foer that he stood by his stories.

2.) It is telling that not one person on the blogospheric right is even remotely upset about this:

Foer said the Army has refused to turn over supporting documents in the case, despite a Freedom of Information Act request, and then “selectively leaked” material to Drudge. In an e-mail to the magazine yesterday, Army spokesman Maj. Kirk Luedeke said he was “surprised and appalled that this information was leaked” and that the military would investigate.

Instead of outrage over what is clear political maneuvering with the private files of a soldier serving in Iraq, the right-wing continues their assault on Foer and the TNR, and refuses to acknowledge that until those files were leaked to Drudge, TNR HAD NO ACCESS TO THEM.

Imagine for a second, if you will, what would have happened if the shoe had been on the other foot. Imagine what we would be reading today if, rather than someone in the Army selectively leaking documents to Drudge the TNR wanted access to, it had been Franklin Foer leaking documents to the Daily Kos that they had been keeping from Army. You don’t have to try really hard to imagine what would be going on today:

Michelle Malkin would take some time off from her new schedule of racially profiling dishwashers and would have 73 updates on this clearly illegal and unethical behavior. Bob Owens would have called every fax manufacturer, examined the kerning of the faxes, and have narrowed down the transmission of the fax to three states. The Free Republic would have posted the annual income and personal details of every employee of TNR, and speculated who would be most likely to be bribed to release the documents. Protein Wisdom would have written six new dick jokes related to the affair, and then issued a 62 page memorandum on why this is a typical narrative of the type of behavior illustrated by ‘teh left.’ The Instapundit probably would have broken a finger after typing ‘heh, indeed!’ ad infinitum while linking to tales of TNR perfidy from lesser known bloggers (“Jake at Minnesota Rambling says he once saw a copy editor for the TNR be rude to a waitress at a sushi bar- and asks, ‘Does their arrogance know no bounds?’ Heh. Indeed!”).

Stop laughing. You know I am right. At any rate, why didn’t TNR discuss this interview, you might ask? Well, we already covered that. Because Beauchamp said nothing new, other than that he didn’t want to talk about it anymore (for obvious reasons, notwithstanding his squad leader standing over his shoulder). Additionally, the military refused to release the documents pertaining to their investigations. In other words, Foer and the TNR had nothing new to work with.

Now, I understand that if you think the TNR is an evil left-wing rag who released these stories only to hurt the morale of our troops in the greatest most epicest struggle of our time, that is not an acceptable answer. To those of us on Planet Earth, it makes sense. Nothing new was covered in the interview, an interview in which they clearly felt their source was under duress, and in a subsequent off the record conversation he reassured them. TNR had nowhere to go, no new information.

3.) It is also interesting that months after this, none of our intrepid investigators has bothered to look into this Beauchamp dispatch:

The next day’s mission set list didn’t include me. I had tower guard from 0400 until 0800 instead. I went to guard shift, then got some sleep. When I woke up, the next day’s patrol had already returned, and, as usual, the gaggle of guys who walked in and out of my room gave me updates on what had happened, who had been shot at, who had fucked up, who had chickened out, who had pulled off some great stunt of ingenuity. One of the privates sauntered in with a somewhat bemused expression.

“Hey, we were in Little Venice today, talking to LNs and shit.”

“Anything happen?”

“Sort of. That James Bond kid you were telling me about–did he run around in an Adidas hat?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Those fuckers cut off his tongue.”

“What? Who?”

“Shia militia, the police, I don’t know. Apparently he had been talking to too many Americans.”

“No fucking way.”

“Yeah. Fuck them, man. I hate when this shit happens to kids.”

We didn’t go back to Little Venice for a raid or patrol or mission of any type for quite some time–maybe a month or two. But when we did eventually go back, I didn’t have to look very hard to find Ali. He was mixed in with the throng of children who waded up to our convoy screaming for us to throw them chocolate or soccer balls. Of course, he wasn’t screaming, but he was smiling and his hands were outstretched to catch whatever a soldier with a generous streak might be kind enough to throw at him. I wanted to yell, “Hey, James Bond! I hope you get to California!”–but I didn’t. I just watched him scramble for the soccer ball that went bobbing away toward an alley and out of my field of vision.

It seems to me, of all the stories, this would be the easiest to verify or disprove.

4.) So here we are, months later. Did someone run over dogs in a Bradley? Who knows? Who cares? I am having too much fun watching Greater Wingnuttia act like insane people. Maybe when they are done with this, they will get on that whole WMD story.

*** Update ***

This whole “scandal” is even funnier when you consider this is the attitude of most folk on ‘teh left’:

As a liberal, I’m wondering why anyone would want to “rescue” TNR? Peretz is such a scumbag and there’s the whole Super War Cheerleader thing that they’ve got going on. Why should I care if they backed a wrong gee?

*** Update #2 ***

Greenwald.

*** Update #3***

BTW- Where is the signed confession? Why wasn’t that leaked?

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Quote of the Day

by John Cole|  October 25, 20079:56 am| 18 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity

Daniel Larison: “It’s a bad sign for RedState when Kossack diarists are more politically astute than the RedState folks.”

*** Update ***

I know when I am beaten:

The student paper at GW interviewed Horowitz on ‘Islamofascism Awareness Week’ and he seems to have let the cat out of the bag about the goal behind the event.

“I’m a prominent conservative but no one is inviting me to speak at their campuses,” Horowitz said in an interview with The Hatchet. “I had to create an event.”

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