Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Shut up, hissy kitty!

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

Come on, man.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

Giving up is unforgivable.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

T R E 4 5 O N

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

When we show up, we win.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

This fight is for everything.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

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  11. 11.

    chopper

    There’s a way to almost guarantee an amazing result that I’ll share if you want to know.

    lie?

  18. 18.

    Kit Smith

    I’ve found that if your plane does a loop, you’re going to lose a lot of your end distance. My current record is 95.818.

  27. 27.

    Fe E

    I’ve upped it to 69.21, but still can’t break out. I’m hitting the window more frequently, but lately I’ve been having trouble going past 40 meters or so.

  28. 28.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    114.429!

    Sadly, only world rank 7001.

    Almost every throw of mine above 113m is ranked World #7001. Must be a glitch.

  30. 30.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    Almost every throw of mine above 113m is ranked World #7001. Must be a glitch.

    Fixed.

  31. 31.

    Krista

    EEEL – first of all, you’re a bastard for doing so well.

    Secondly, it could be that 7000 people got the same distance you did, and so they just rank them at random, instead of having a 7000-way tie for first.

  35. 35.

    zzyzx

    Ok.

    Grab the plane. Move it to the upper left corner and then let the mouse go out of the window.

    Staying outside the window, move the cursor to the right side of the window and then move it back in about 1/3 to halfway up on the right side.

    Simple huh.

  37. 37.

    Krista

    Grab the plane. Move it to the upper left corner and then let the mouse go out of the window.

    Staying outside the window, move the cursor to the right side of the window and then move it back in about 1/3 to halfway up on the right side.

    Now how in the HELL did you think to do that?

  38. 38.

    Tsulagi

    Okay, only 70m so far, but on a laptop! No separate mouse.

    BTW, once you get tired of throwing the plane yet still have more work to avoid, you could try George. Or Hillary. While the latter might be safe for work, not sure about your eyes.

  41. 41.

    Cinderella Ferret

    I used to like you–before I hated you. The terrorists win! My dog ate my homework. And … you won’t respect us in the morning, will you?

    AAaiiyyeeeee! I’m melting.

  42. 42.

    Tim F.

    144 and change on that Xbox version. If you look at the way they slope the ground at that point, anything over 140 will come down to a game of inches.

  43. 43.

    Tax Analyst

    Dreggas Says:

    sorry but have to share The chinese put ghb in toys now

    Saw that, but it’s only harmful if kids put the little beads in their mouth and some of the coating dissolves. Little kids never put things in their mouth, right?

    Who needs regulation, inspection or oversight? If kids go into a coma after putting one of these toys in their mouth or licking one then their parents won’t be buying them more toys, so the manufacturer’s will take note of the reduction of revenue and be more careful. Problem solved, right?

    I nominate this for the “Free Hand of the Market” award.

  44. 44.

    Tax Analyst

    And OH…I suck at that airplane throw thing. Mine went XX meters. I’m redacting the quantified number in the interest of National Security.

  45. 45.

    ninerdave

    I hate things like this, I’m going to obsess over it for the rest of the day. 37m so far….

    There was an old Mac game in the System 7 days that was like this.

  46. 46.

    Dreggas

    Krista Says:

    Now how in the HELL did you think to do that?

    every one of these little games has a sweet spot, if you start with that knowledge it’s just a matter of finding it. It’s like there is always one spot in a web or desktop based bowling game that will let you get a strike every time, it’s a given and just needs to be found.

    For example go to candystand.com and play the Hockey game, slapshot shootout or something like that, once you play with it for a while you will find that if puck placement and timing and the shot are just right you score every time, and this is repeatable and even predictible.

  47. 47.

    Krista

    It’s like that little game where you have three houses and have to hook up the utilities without crossing the lines — there’s a way around it, but it’s tricky to find.

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