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You are here: Home / Humorous / “Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on Your Wall

“Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on Your Wall

by Michael D.|  November 9, 20078:17 am| 35 Comments

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… in your office, home, or dorm!”

Boing-Boing: “They had me with the first seven words of their pitch.”

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  1. 1.

    gypsy howell

    November 9, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Surely they’re offering a post-Halloween sale on this – 75% off shipping & handling?

  2. 2.

    chopper

    November 9, 2007 at 8:33 am

    1) no education is complete until it includes ann coulter and michelle malkin? my god, what a frightening idea.

    2) has ann althouse analyzed the picture for perky breasts yet? i’ll reserve the rest of my judgement until the breasts have been fully analyzed.

  3. 3.

    sparky

    November 9, 2007 at 8:39 am

    scroll down that thread for teh lolz.
    my fave is “scrubbin out yer facts”

  4. 4.

    jake

    November 9, 2007 at 8:40 am

    Great! Does it come with a cat-o-nine-tails?

    Ah shit, it’s only a poster.

  5. 5.

    SpotWeld

    November 9, 2007 at 8:57 am

    “Now that the Council of Doom has been assembled it is time for the first order of Business; the Death of Superman!”

  6. 6.

    Libby Spencer

    November 9, 2007 at 9:14 am

    They had me at the first seven words too, but lost me at the $7 s&h charge. What a joke.

  7. 7.

    ET

    November 9, 2007 at 9:26 am

    What’s with 3 of the 4 women having their hands on their hips?

  8. 8.

    John S.

    November 9, 2007 at 9:29 am

    That last line really does sum up the modern GOP:

    Get your *free conservative VIP poster here… while supplies last!

    *You pay only shipping and handling! [$7]

    There’s always a caveat with these people…

    Mission Accomplished*

    *Void in Iraq

    We have a strong dollar policy!*

    *Strong refers to the policy, not the actual dollar

    Boy, this is fun!

  9. 9.

    Jen

    November 9, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Those are funny, John S.!

    Freedom’s on the March!*

    * Not in Pakistan

  10. 10.

    The Other Steve

    November 9, 2007 at 9:58 am

    I can’t imagine ever buying a poster, much less thinking of buying a poster of liberal or centrist thought leaders.

    Who on earth would buy this shit? They have to be seriously brainwashed.

    Perhaps paul L can tell us, by comparing this to the Duke case?

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    November 9, 2007 at 9:58 am

    “Our Nation is prepared, as never before, to deal quickly and capably with the consequences of disasters and other domestic incidents.”** –FEMA Director Michael Brown, March 9, 2005

    **Batteries not included

  12. 12.

    Jen

    November 9, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Hee hee. What *was* Ann Coulter’s name when she was a dude?

  13. 13.

    taodon

    November 9, 2007 at 10:09 am

    My favorite:

    “WERE IN UR INTRAWEBZ!
    TAPPIN UR TOOBS!

  14. 14.

    horatius

    November 9, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Come on, the other Steve,

    Admit it. David Broder makes you all hot in your pants.

  15. 15.

    Pb

    November 9, 2007 at 10:12 am

    “I’m going to be judicious as to how to use the military. It needs to be in our vital interest, the mission needs to be clear, and the extra strategy obvious.”* — George W. Bush, 10/11/2000

    * Offer expires after the election.

  16. 16.

    Michael D.

    November 9, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Krusty: All right, here’s the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you a check for forty dollars!

    Voiceover: Checks will not be honored.

  17. 17.

    Billy K

    November 9, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Hang the leaders of the Conservative Movement on Your Wall

    Can I choose between meathook and noose?

  18. 18.

    Krista

    November 9, 2007 at 10:54 am

    It was probably pretty easy to get them all together. Being able to communicate via the Dark Mark probably saves a shitload in daytime minutes.

  19. 19.

    TomMil

    November 9, 2007 at 11:00 am

    This is the only poster of its kind that includes these twelve conservative luminaries: John Ashcroft, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Robert Novak, Ward Connerly, Dinesh D’Souza, Walter Williams and many more.

    That leaves 5 out of the list as the “many more”. It reminds me of the theme song to “Gilligan’s Island” in it’s first season with, “…and the rest…” instead of “..the Professor and Mary Ann..’that was substituted in later years.

  20. 20.

    Tim F.

    November 9, 2007 at 11:14 am

    If only they came in convenient dartboard format.

  21. 21.

    Dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 11:19 am

    We’ll restore honor and dignity to the White House*+

    *We did not say WHICH white house

    +Honor and dignity void where prohibited.

  22. 22.

    Jen

    November 9, 2007 at 11:40 am

    “I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul.” *

    * Soul may not actually be visible

  23. 23.

    demimondian

    November 9, 2007 at 11:49 am

    This is the only poster of its kind that includes these twelve conservative luminaries&dag;+

    &dag;”Of this kind” does not refer to posters for hrror movies.

    +Images of luminaries available separately.

  24. 24.

    Dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    “I’m going to be judicious as to how to use the military. It needs to be in our vital interest, the mission needs to be clear, and the extra strategy obvious.”*—George W. Bush, 10/11/2000

    *Offer excludes nations whose leaders threatened to kill mah Daddy!

  25. 25.

    Dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    “The insurgency is in its last throes.”* – Dick Cheney

    *Not valid in countries whose names start with the letter “I”.

  26. 26.

    chopper

    November 9, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    “snapping fingers may not make food appear”

  27. 27.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 9, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    This story isn’t complete until Stalkin’ Malkin fires up the Outragemotron. “Boing Boing hates conservatives and wants them hanged!”

  28. 28.

    Dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Bubblegum Tate Says:

    This story isn’t complete until Stalkin’ Malkin fires up the Outragemotron. “Boing Boing hates conservatives and wants them hanged!”

    she’s just pissed because that was a bad photo of her.

  29. 29.

    Zifnab

    November 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    This story isn’t complete until Stalkin’ Malkin fires up the Outragemotron. “Boing Boing hates conservatives and wants them hanged!”

    Did she call them racists? Did she call them racists? Awe, no. But she does spout an interesting hypothetical.

    Why go out of your way to alienate tech-savvy conservative readers who enjoy keeping up with the latest tech innovations and who care just as passionately as liberals about intellectual property and Internet free speech issues?

    Why indeed.

  30. 30.

    Jen

    November 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Wow, those Malkin people are unhinged, huh? Hi, guys, your government is actually torturing people.

  31. 31.

    Dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    “Freedom’s on the march!”* – George Bush

    *Offer not valid in the following countries: Venezuela, Cuba, China, Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan…

  32. 32.

    Dr. Squid

    November 9, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Is Fathead going to make a Bob Novak now?

    You’re welcome for that image in your head.

  33. 33.

    Jake

    November 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    This is the only poster of its kind that includes these twelve conservative luminaries #

    #Conservative luminaries are of lower wattage than normal luminaries.

  34. 34.

    Jen

    November 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    According to Froomkin today in the WaPo, Bush said this at a fundraiser:

    “Thank God there was a generation that did not lose faith . . . because the Middle East is a place free of suiciders.” *

    * Not valid in the Middle East

  35. 35.

    demimondian

    November 9, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    This is the only poster of its kind that includes these twelve conservative luminaries #

    # Illumination not included

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