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by John Cole|  November 9, 20078:03 pm| 16 Comments

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Back at home after a long day of travel.

Bonus points if you know what movie the title of this post is from without googling it.

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16Comments

  1. 1.

    Mr. Furious

    November 9, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    I thought I knew, but I had to Google it, and I was wrong… I won’t be a spoiler…

  2. 2.

    dreggas

    November 9, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    The Money Pit

  3. 3.

    ConservativelyLiberal

    November 9, 2007 at 8:18 pm

    Debbie does Dallas?

  4. 4.

    chopper

    November 9, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    “Bambi Goes Crazy-Ape Bonkers With His Drill and Sex”

  5. 5.

    Tim

    November 9, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    “You know how John Hurt is know as the Elephant Man? Well, Bacon Sandwich here is a Pig Ferret.”

    And sorry, I have NO idea what movie that came from.

  6. 6.

    wasabi gasp

    November 9, 2007 at 9:48 pm

    The Fly

  7. 7.

    jake

    November 9, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    Steel Magnolias?

  8. 8.

    jcricket

    November 9, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Ben Bernake’s next speech?

    Alan Greenspan’s memoirs?

  9. 9.

    calipygian

    November 9, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Saigon…Shit. I’m still in Saigon.

    Its Apocolypse Now, right?

  10. 10.

    Tara the anti-social social worker

    November 9, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    What do the bonus points get exchanged for?

  11. 11.

    incontrolados

    November 9, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    I don’t know what movie it is either (and am too lazy to look) but is sounds like the day I don’t clean out the litter boxes.

  12. 12.

    Hopelessly Pedantic

    November 10, 2007 at 1:06 am

    The Money Pit is correct.

    Tom Hanks says the line.

  13. 13.

    Michael D.

    November 10, 2007 at 3:55 am

    Debbie does Dallas

    Debbie Does Dishes.

    That’s a Jewish horror movie! :-)

  14. 14.

    Libby Spencer

    November 10, 2007 at 7:58 am

    I was going to say The Shining.

  15. 15.

    Charity

    November 10, 2007 at 11:10 am

    The Money Pit

  16. 16.

    i am not a robot

    November 10, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Also the title of a GodHeadSilo song. One of the best bands ever. Also best song titles ever; Bunson over the Junson; I luv U….nicorns; Friend Island; Relationshit; Buttress of Solitude; Skyward in Triumph.

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