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In Other Important News

by Michael D.|  November 9, 20076:24 pm| 11 Comments

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The House passed the Employment Non-Discrimination Act.

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  1. 1.

    jcricket

    November 9, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    Look for much Republican wailing about “end times” (are those a good or bad thing for true believers – I forget) because of this. And how small businesses will be ruined, your kids will be forced to have a gay orgy, blah blah.

  2. 2.

    Michael D.

    November 9, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    jcricket: From The Onion, of course.

  3. 3.

    jcricket

    November 9, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    It would be funnier if the threat of stuff like that (“your priests will all be forced to perform gay marriages”) wasn’t being used as campaign propoganda (effectively until recently).

    I can imagine a LOLcat with the caption of “oh noes, i’ve been trix0red into a gay marriage”.

  4. 4.

    Ted

    November 9, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    The House passed the Employment Non-Discrimination Act.

    Yay! Now all you straight people have to attend gay sex training classes and pass a test! Or at least I gathered that from the American Family Association. They have a great news service.

  5. 5.

    metalgrid

    November 9, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    Ugh thank baby Agnos. Maybe now every single gay blog can stop the whining about the transgender omission.

    Yes, I am quite aware that I’m whining about whining.

  6. 6.

    jake

    November 10, 2007 at 2:06 am

    Wow. That’s… Weird. Excellent weird, but still weird. I did not expect it to pass or even come close. I was expecting the usual excuses from the usual subjects.

    I thought someone was setting off fire crackers earlier, but maybe it was wingy-heads ‘spoldin.

    I can imagine a LOLcat with the caption of “oh noes, i’ve been trix0red into a gay marriage”.

    Well, here’s one for the natural consequences of this bill.

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    jcricket

    November 10, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Well, here’s one for the natural consequences of this bill.

    That’s awesome. Although I think the “T” (trans-species) was left out. Too controversial right now.

  8. 8.

    jake

    November 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Speaking of trans-species luv, I wonder how long it will be until Dick “Santorum” crawls out of his lair, sees a dog humping a guy’s leg and predicts six more weeks of Armageddon.

  9. 9.

    Z

    November 10, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    Yay! The gay tarrists win!

  10. 10.

    Jess

    November 10, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    Well, here’s one for the natural consequences of this bill.

    I saw that somewhere with the caption “I’m in ur bed, bonin’ ur dog.” The puppy’s expression is priceless!

  11. 11.

    jcricket

    November 11, 2007 at 1:36 am

    I wonder how long it will be until Dick “Santorum” crawls out of his lair, sees a dog humping a guy’s leg and predicts six more weeks of Armageddon.

    Man on dog! Man on Dog!

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