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You are here: Home / Popular Culture / Creation Museum Evolving

Creation Museum Evolving

by Michael D.|  November 12, 20071:41 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture, Religion

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Jesus & DinoMy guess is that most of the people who go there, do so just to laugh at it. But hey! Money’s money! My favorite comments from the Fark threads today:

warbond: To actually believe that every living thing came from the same point of origin is beyond delusional.

Dorf11: You mean like “God did it”?

Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

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  1. 1.

    Jake

    November 12, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Please God, someone tell me that pic is photoshopped and not something from Devolutionist Nauseum.

  2. 2.

    Billy K

    November 12, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Oh Lawd – iz dat sum Raptor Jesus?

  3. 3.

    linda

    November 12, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    oh lordy, where is that image from. please confirm that it’s something you ‘shopped up this a.m. …

  4. 4.

    raff

    November 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    That pic is awesome in so many ways…

  5. 5.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 12, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    The pic is in the Fark thread, as is this piece of awesome along with this great bit of funning. As for this brilliant graph, I heartily endorse placing it in any blog posting where wingnuts are crying about “the oppressed Christians.”

    As I said when I first heard about this museum, I would love to go to it, preferably in some sort of intoxicated state (it’d be like a fundies-are-stupid version of a Pink Floyd laser light show), but only if I could go without paying.

  6. 6.

    Mary

    November 12, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    John Scalzi just published his report and photostream on his recent visit to the museum. Go!

  7. 7.

    Incertus (Brian)

    November 12, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Every time I see that graph, I want to say “wacka wacka wacka.”

  8. 8.

    Dreggas

    November 12, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Wait isn’t that the scene out of Carnosaur where the baby dino looks all cute and stuff in Jesus’ arms but then turns and eats him?

    I myself prefer adult preaching Carnosaur to Baby Carnosaur.

  9. 9.

    RSA

    November 12, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Some of the reviews linked off the main page are hilarious. There have to be some spoofs there, right? A few samples, ordered by entertainment value, apparently from different writers:

    “Answers in Genesis” is an indespensable [sic] asset to both my students as well as my family.

    I use [sic] to be an atheist, and became a geologist in part because of that. When I converted powerfully [sic] the [sic] Christianity, I began the long mental battle of assessing what I thought I knew, not as an ‘layman’ but as a scientist myself.

    To exclude creationists as teachers and scientists would exclude the founding scientists of most of the existing scientific disciplines. [ed: Not to mention that most of those guys are dead by now.]

    I’m a creationist teacher. Well, I have taken a new job as a grade six home room teacher. [ed: My favorite]

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    Jake

    November 12, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Silly Evanjellycals, all this time you were thinking you’d be swept up in the glorious Rapture.

    Chomp.

  11. 11.

    capelza

    November 12, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    “God created man in his own image. God created dinosaurs in the image of his cousin Ted.”

    Anyone ever see Eddie Izzard’s show where he does a ripping good take on Jesus and the donosaurs.

    This is a transcript, the youtube is gone…and if you haven’t seen him, Izzard’s God always sounds like James Mason.

    dhost.info/zolwbuzz/?p=238

  12. 12.

    Michael D.

    November 12, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    oh lordy, where is that image from. please confirm that it’s something you ‘shopped up this a.m.

    Heck no. It’s an actual photograph. I believe Sears-Roebuck had something set up back then. Or Peter was a shutterbug.

  13. 13.

    zmulls

    November 12, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Jesus and dinosaurs?

    Does the museum have an exhibit about the Velocirapture?

  14. 14.

    neil

    November 12, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Every time I see that graph, I want to say “wacka wacka wacka.”

    Pac-Man, not Fozzie Bear, I trust?

  15. 15.

    cleek

    November 12, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    Velocirapture

    ouch!

  16. 16.

    jeffreyw

    November 12, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    I’m starting to think that whole taken up in the Rapture thing is just a horrible transcription error by the Greeks. They were, of course, talking about being eaten up by a raptor.

  17. 17.

    Zifnab

    November 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Creationist Museum Mon has evolved into… Mega Creationist Museum Mon!

  18. 18.

    Jon H

    November 12, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    John Scalzi has posted his Creation Museum trip report at the Whatever.

  19. 19.

    Grumpy Code Monkey

    November 13, 2007 at 11:08 am

    It’s scary how good a job they did in building the museum; the dinosaur models are especially remarkable. It’s sad to me that someone who is obviously up on the latest scientific research on dinos is willing to use that expertise in service of something so deliberately and unabashedly anti-science.

    Like Scalzi, I have to admire the craftsmanship that went into building this temple of horseshit. Unlike him, I can’t be so sanguine about it. This kind of shit works, because Americans are fixated on Teh Shiny.

  20. 20.

    Grumpy Code Monkey

    November 13, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Oh, and I have to chime in with my love of the picture of White Guy Jesus cradling a baby Velociraptor. That’s brilliant.

  21. 21.

    Blue Jean

    November 13, 2007 at 11:22 am

    Awww….it’s a Cutosaurus.

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