Difficulty level: O.J. Free Zone! (In fact, let’s strive to keep Balloon-Juice entirely O.J. free, Mmmmkay?)
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”
Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.
Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.
When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.
“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”
’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’
A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.
Hot air and ill-informed banter
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.
It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.
The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.
Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.
Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.
Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?
Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.
Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!
Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.
Michael D.
OMG, it’s RAINING in Atlanta. We’ll never hear the end of this!
Ranger3
Mike D (hey, wasn’t he one of the Beastie Boys?) no likey the OJ.
I don’t understand that, I mean… OJ is high in vitamin C and it’s tasty too. Oh well.
Ranger3
PROOF that there is no such thing as global warming and Al Gore is a liar.
Jason R
If you want to read something that will piss you off go here
Dreggas
Damn it and I wanted to see Human sacrifices too.
Dreggas
On a rain related note (given that it will be attributed to everything but the weather) The apocalypse is nigh
El Cid
I’m in Atlanta, and I just heard the rain, too. Great. Well, on the plus side, maybe Governor Purdue can lead a prayer for lower gas prices, too.
El Cid
Oops, I meant Perdue.
Dreggas
A chicken by any other name…
Dreggas
Am I the only one seeing the ad for the “The Coolest Pajama Party Ever” and shuddering at the fact that Glenn Reynolds is mentioned to attend?
The Disgruntled Chemist
So I was just thinking about the 1973 Buffalo Bills…
Oooh, right. Sorry.
jake
Thanks. Really. That’s exactly the sort of fugly image I want in my head before I go to sleep.
May your dreams be plagued by visions of Ann Coulter and Alan Keyes wearing those footie pajamas with the tushie flap.
Dreggas
Only so long as yours are plagued by a the image of Donnie and Mari getting “Romneyed”
rachel
No _range _uice? But, why?
rachel
OK, that preview function _has_ to be fixed
Rick Taylor
*blinks* What’s the matter with orange juice? You guys on a low carb Atkins diet or something?
laneman
That whole exchange was just wrong.
Wrong.
laneman
And unlike the roboticized X-Box, I can’t erase my brain.
Psycheout
What’s wrong with orange juice? Are you some kind of commie?
The Other Steve
I got some ad for AT&T phones.
I assume they already cancelled the pajamas party for lack of attendance.
stew
I’ve been a HUGE fan of OJ since I was a young boy. I still drink it everyday!
jake
Psst! Dick Cheney & Paul Wolfowitz jumping up and down on a bed … in nighties.
Krista
I will see your Cheney and Wolfowitz in nighties, and raise you Karl Rove and Antonin Scalia in dampened babydolls, jumping on a trampoline and spanking each others’ bottoms a la “The Man Show”.
Paul L.
No doubt you guys will be outraged at this questioning of the accuracy of a media outlet that is not Fox News (CNN) and saying they distorted someone’s words.
America’s Most trusted News Source
canuckistani
If we can’t talk about OJ, can we at least talk about Britney?
Tax Analyst
Wow! Even I think that’s truly twisted. Congratulations, that’s not an easy accomplishment.
MNPundit
So… I’ve always liked OJ more than apple juice or cranberry juice. I’m not sure why, but I think it’s because that in addition to the sweetness it’s also got that undertone of sour in it, that harkens backs to real oranges, the ones that are barely sweet at all but mostly sour? Those are great.
I think that’s why I tend to get OJ with lots of pulp. The little bit tartness, the sour-sweet taste OJ is wonderful. And all natural squeezed juice you make yourself (especially if you have an orange tree like my Aunt) is incredible.