Difficulty level: O.J. Free Zone! (In fact, let’s strive to keep Balloon-Juice entirely O.J. free, Mmmmkay?)
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
I really should read my own blog.
The lights are all blinking red.
Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.
Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker
Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.
Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.
Their freedom requires your slavery.
President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.
🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵
Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.
You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.
Innocent people do not delay justice.
Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.
The unpunished coup was a training exercise.
We are aware of all internet traditions.
They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!
Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.
“Alexa, change the president.”
The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.
So very ready.
The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.
No one could have predicted…
Michael D.
OMG, it’s RAINING in Atlanta. We’ll never hear the end of this!
Ranger3
Mike D (hey, wasn’t he one of the Beastie Boys?) no likey the OJ.
I don’t understand that, I mean… OJ is high in vitamin C and it’s tasty too. Oh well.
Ranger3
PROOF that there is no such thing as global warming and Al Gore is a liar.
Jason R
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Dreggas
Damn it and I wanted to see Human sacrifices too.
Dreggas
On a rain related note (given that it will be attributed to everything but the weather) The apocalypse is nigh
El Cid
I’m in Atlanta, and I just heard the rain, too. Great. Well, on the plus side, maybe Governor Purdue can lead a prayer for lower gas prices, too.
El Cid
Oops, I meant Perdue.
Dreggas
A chicken by any other name…
Dreggas
Am I the only one seeing the ad for the “The Coolest Pajama Party Ever” and shuddering at the fact that Glenn Reynolds is mentioned to attend?
The Disgruntled Chemist
So I was just thinking about the 1973 Buffalo Bills…
Oooh, right. Sorry.
jake
Thanks. Really. That’s exactly the sort of fugly image I want in my head before I go to sleep.
May your dreams be plagued by visions of Ann Coulter and Alan Keyes wearing those footie pajamas with the tushie flap.
Dreggas
Only so long as yours are plagued by a the image of Donnie and Mari getting “Romneyed”
rachel
No _range _uice? But, why?
rachel
OK, that preview function _has_ to be fixed
Rick Taylor
*blinks* What’s the matter with orange juice? You guys on a low carb Atkins diet or something?
laneman
That whole exchange was just wrong.
Wrong.
laneman
And unlike the roboticized X-Box, I can’t erase my brain.
Psycheout
What’s wrong with orange juice? Are you some kind of commie?
The Other Steve
I got some ad for AT&T phones.
I assume they already cancelled the pajamas party for lack of attendance.
stew
I’ve been a HUGE fan of OJ since I was a young boy. I still drink it everyday!
jake
Psst! Dick Cheney & Paul Wolfowitz jumping up and down on a bed … in nighties.
Krista
I will see your Cheney and Wolfowitz in nighties, and raise you Karl Rove and Antonin Scalia in dampened babydolls, jumping on a trampoline and spanking each others’ bottoms a la “The Man Show”.
Paul L.
No doubt you guys will be outraged at this questioning of the accuracy of a media outlet that is not Fox News (CNN) and saying they distorted someone’s words.
America’s Most trusted News Source
canuckistani
If we can’t talk about OJ, can we at least talk about Britney?
Tax Analyst
Wow! Even I think that’s truly twisted. Congratulations, that’s not an easy accomplishment.
MNPundit
So… I’ve always liked OJ more than apple juice or cranberry juice. I’m not sure why, but I think it’s because that in addition to the sweetness it’s also got that undertone of sour in it, that harkens backs to real oranges, the ones that are barely sweet at all but mostly sour? Those are great.
I think that’s why I tend to get OJ with lots of pulp. The little bit tartness, the sour-sweet taste OJ is wonderful. And all natural squeezed juice you make yourself (especially if you have an orange tree like my Aunt) is incredible.