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Friday Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 16, 20079:31 am| 8 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Ned Raggett

    November 16, 2007 at 9:55 am

    I am busy and lazy at the same time. There’s something to do at work but there’s no way to do it until a computer is fixed. So in the meantime…well, there’s always NaNoWriMo. (I’m at 34,000 words at this point.)

  2. 2.

    Fecapult

    November 16, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Pure Foma!

  3. 3.

    Punchy

    November 16, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Or, if you wanna feed some kids and simultaneously prove to yerself that yer vocab acumen aint all that….(level 46, bitches)

    freerice.com

  4. 4.

    RSA

    November 16, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I used some acumen in cooking Mexican last night. . .

  5. 5.

    Nikki

    November 16, 2007 at 11:13 am

    How many would 2,000,000,000 grains of rice feed?

  6. 6.

    Pb

    November 16, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Nikki,

    How many would 2,000,000,000 grains of rice feed?

    Given that there are about 29,000 grains of rice to a pound, that’d be about 34.5 tons of rice, or 275,862 cups (uncooked). So, they could have fed at least 3,500 people two bowls of rice a day over the past 39 days.

  7. 7.

    Face

    November 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    It’s my wet dream that someday “freerice.com” will be the website collecting money to pay for her lawyer to spring her from her war-crimes convictions.

  8. 8.

    Jake

    November 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    More unintented comedy from the Right.

    From the WaTi article which I refuse to link:

    The Coalition for a Conservative Majority (CCM) — co-founded by Mr. DeLay, Texas Republican, and former Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell — will establish “chapters” in all 50 states, which will be used to lobby lawmakers, coordinate political messages and influence members of the press.

    Now there’s a winning team. Maybe GoneZo will join up and provide legal advice. I can see the ads for their first convention now: Come to Con-Con!

    Members will be required to pay an annual fee of $52, which will go toward funding the group’s outreach efforts Mr. DeLay’s legal bills.

    Fixed.

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