As usual, The Onion gets it right!
Trent Lott, the second-ranking Republican in the Senate, announced that he would be leaving office at the end of the year. What do you think?
“See, you don’t have to wait for a public disgrace before quitting. You can do it two, or even three weeks before.”
“With Lott’s announcement and Dog the Bounty Hunter’s cancellation, white supremacy really took one on the chin this month.”
“This is a great loss for our country, but a huge gain for the principle of decency.”