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You are here: Home / Politics / Alan Keyes To The Rescue!

Alan Keyes To The Rescue!

by Tim F|  December 12, 200712:54 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Politics, General Stupidity

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I will go out on a limb and predict that this won’t help.

***Update***

In all fairness, John send me this link by IM. Then I scooped him. Bwahahahaha.

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  1. 1.

    Dreggas

    December 12, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    But it will be funny as hell to watch. I mean c’mon, Huckabee, Romney and Keyes on the same stage, one night only? That should be on Pray-per-view or something!

  2. 2.

    Dreggas

    December 12, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    In all fairness, John send me this link by IM. Then I scooped him. Bwahahahaha.

    And I scooped you both by posting it in the comments BWAHAHAHAA!

  3. 3.

    TheFountainHead

    December 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    I believe the website is down, or linky no worky.

  4. 4.

    Jake

    December 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Keyes will either make all the other GOP candidates look sane by comparison or they’ll try to one-up his I HATE EVERYONE campaign platform.

  5. 5.

    Alan

    December 12, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Keyes personifies the perfect conservative candidate. He echos everything conservative pundits like Rush, Coulter and Ingraham say. Though distilled through Keyes, repulses even the most avid conservative. Take a look at these comments from HotAir’s debate thread:

    Keyes is strange, he says the right things, but he sounds shrill and you could never,ever put it on a bumper sticker.

    right2bright on December 12, 2007 at 2:37 PM

    I love Keyes; but the clip above my Allah makes RP look veritably normal in comparison. What was that tirade all about?

    lorien1973 on December 12, 2007 at 2:57 PM

  6. 6.

    eric

    December 13, 2007 at 1:21 am

    Alan King called back into service to thwart Barack Obama.

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