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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Stupidity / My Dog is Smarter Than Me I

My Dog is Smarter Than Me I

by Michael D.|  December 22, 20072:26 am| 23 Comments

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Tonight, I told my dog, Charlotte, that I was wondering why there weren’t more sensible Republicans in the race. She looked at me as though I was stupid. I understood. Smart dog.

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  1. 1.

    myiq2xu

    December 22, 2007 at 2:54 am

    Sensible Republican is an oxymoron.

    (Emphasis on the “moron”)

  2. 2.

    Rex

    December 22, 2007 at 3:40 am

    That’s a lab for you. They believe that most partisan issues can be resolved with more treats followed by some nice pets. Nature’s liberals is what they are.

  3. 3.

    Pb

    December 22, 2007 at 4:16 am

    And there you have it, folks–let’s get Charlotte posting here instead!

    Cheers, Michael D.

  4. 4.

    Michael D.

    December 22, 2007 at 5:59 am

    And there you have it, folks—let’s get Charlotte posting here instead!

    Perfect. She would be a perfect preznit

  5. 5.

    Michael D.

    December 22, 2007 at 6:08 am

    She is a Lab, by the way.

  6. 6.

    VidaLoca

    December 22, 2007 at 7:32 am

    BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?

  7. 7.

    4tehlulz

    December 22, 2007 at 8:26 am

    BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?

    As a professional grammar Nazi, I can say that this is the correct form.

  8. 8.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    December 22, 2007 at 8:56 am

    BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?

    That would be object pronoun as opposed to subject pronoun? I always put a verb after it and see if it sounds right or not. I am or me am? It’s when you try to learn another language that you wish you’d paid more attention to grammar in school.

  9. 9.

    Michael D.

    December 22, 2007 at 9:29 am

    BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?

    No.

  10. 10.

    myiq2xu

    December 22, 2007 at 9:29 am

    BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?

    As a professional grammar Nazi, I can say that this is the correct form.

    That would be object pronoun as opposed to subject pronoun? I always put a verb after it and see if it sounds right or not. I am or me am? It’s when you try to learn another language that you wish you’d paid more attention to grammar in school.

    Pro nouns or pro nazis, you’re all a bunch of librul fascists. I did paid attention to grammar in school. I listened to Grampa too, but it weren’t much help cuz he don’t talk right neither.

  11. 11.

    Kynn

    December 22, 2007 at 10:19 am

    Also, Charlotte doesn’t support the FAIR TAX.

    Smart dog.

  12. 12.

    Michael D.

    December 22, 2007 at 10:20 am

    She does

  13. 13.

    canuckistani

    December 22, 2007 at 10:37 am

    She does

    Well, you shouldn’t listen to her all the time. Dogs have brains the size of walnuts, and are only good at the simple questions. So while she may be smarter than you, the rest of us are smarter than her.

  14. 14.

    VidaLoca

    December 22, 2007 at 11:23 am

    the rest of us are smarter than her she [is]

    [h/t maxbaer]

    OK, sorry, couldn’t resist. It’s a slow morning…

    Hey by the way — preview seems to be missing. There’s just a [.] down there where preview used to be. Has anyone else noticed this?

  15. 15.

    Krista

    December 22, 2007 at 11:25 am

    No, it’s just you, VidaLoca.

    Good morning, all! (Passes around coffee.)

  16. 16.

    craigie

    December 22, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Frighteningly, my do is also named charlotte.

    I’m not you, am I?

  17. 17.

    craigie

    December 22, 2007 at 11:57 am

    er, “dog”

    Sheesh

  18. 18.

    demimondian

    December 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    No, the preview is up and working for me.

  19. 19.

    Chuck Butcher

    December 22, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    If she’s a Democrat, throw her a bone, it’ll do.

  20. 20.

    Michael D.

    December 22, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    Chuck: My dog is a Republicanine.

  21. 21.

    canuckistani

    December 22, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    the rest of us are smarter than her she [is]

    Thanks. I feel like Ralph Wiggum.

  22. 22.

    Birdzilla

    December 25, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Chickens are smarter then politicians

  23. 23.

    Brachiator

    December 27, 2007 at 12:27 am

    Chickens are smarter then than politicians

    Good grammar is, of course, a dog, i.e., a bitch.

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