A classic. And a Christmas open thread.
Update: The grinches at YouTube ate the Mr. Garrison Christmas video. Happy day anyway!
Update II:
This one will probably die before the day is out, too!
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A classic. And a Christmas open thread.
Update: The grinches at YouTube ate the Mr. Garrison Christmas video. Happy day anyway!
Update II:
This one will probably die before the day is out, too!
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dslak
YouTube is sorry, but this video is no longer available.
myiq2xu
Dick Cheney must have ordered it destroyed.
Michael D.
Oh well, Merry christmas anyway!
myiq2xu
Last night was horrible. First, I had some guy try to break into my house. So I went outside and I saw a guy in a red jogging suit. I fired my gun in the air to scare him away, and some big smelly animal fell off the roof onto my head. While I was laying there on the ground the burglar got away.
Then the cops show up and didn’t believe my story so they cited me for hunting without a license!
BTW – Does anyone have a recipe for cooking reindeer?
Nikki
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to ya’ll!
Dreggas
Merry Christmas you neo-yuppie scumbags!
Seriously Merry ChrismaChanaKwanza everyone.
Dreggas
Those Elves
Letter To Santa
cleek
Happy Life Day, infidel heathen scum.
myiq2xu
I’m no heathen, I’m an apostate.
Punchy
I’ll bite: what is “NSFW”?
myiq2xu
Now Stop Fucking Whining?
demimondian
Happy hunting, myiq.
myiq2xu
It was an accident I tell you! I hunt less than Mitt Romney. When I want meat I stalk and kill a steak at the supermarket.
BTW – Check out “Christmas in Jail” on YouTube
The Other Steve
Jesus vs Santa
with spanish subtitles.
myiq2xu
So far this season I’ve seen all my favorite Christmas movies except two: Miracle on 34th Street (the original) and A Christmas Carol (with Alistair Sim)
The ones I’ve seen: Bad Santa, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, White Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life and Reindeer Games (starring Charlize Theron’s funbags)
myiq2xu
It occurs to me that Doughy Pantload probably loves It’s a Wonderful Life too, but for a different reason than me.
Dough Boy Fudgepants probably gets all excited when Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) is on screen. He would consider that mean old man to be a role model, and must think the world would have been a better place without George Bailey.
Psycheout
Not Safe for Wombats?
Libby Spencer
Merry Fucking Whatever to all and sundry.
I always cry at the end of It’s a Wonderful Life. I start getting misty when George Bailey kisses Bert the cop on the bridge and by the time Mary gets home, the tears are just rolling and don’t stop until Clarence gets his wings. And I’m always surprised that it can still make me cry after all these many years.
The Other Steve
So apparently Mitt Romney’s father George was an illegal Mexican immigrant?
The Other Steve
Bad Santa is a Christmas classic. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
In fact, that’s what I am getting for Christmas from my sweety. ;-)
demimondian
New South F*cking Wales
myiq2xu
It’s hard to believe that the movie did poorly in theaters and didn’t reallty catch on until it had been shown on television a gazillion times.
Capra was an unreconstructed New Dealer, or as Jo’Berg would say, a “librulfascist.”
I find my eyes watering sometimes too, but it must be allergies or something, cuz us big boys don’t cry.
Dreggas
What no Christmas Story? No Monty Python’s Life Of Brian?
myiq2xu
I’m proud to say I’ve never seen it, despite the 24/7 marathon currently on TBS
John Cole
A Christmas Story is a personal favorite. I watch it 2-3 times every Christmas.
ThymeZone
Same here, for 23 years now, meaning that I have seen it somewhere around 60-70 times I imagine.
BUMPASES!
myiq2xu
Well, I guess I’m going to have to break down and watch it then. I better hurry, it’s only on about 10 more times today.
cleek
same thing for A Christmas Story: it didn’t do well in the theaters when it was released – though I saw it! it didn’t really catch on till cable TV started showing it non-stop.
Libby Spencer
Someone unexpected raved about A Christmas Story a few years ago and I’ve been wanting it catch ever since. Hard to believe, but I haven’t seen it yet.
I haven’t seen A Christmas Carol (with Alistair Sim)in my listings at all. That’s my favorite version.
Ranger 3
Kwanza…
I always thought of it as something for angry pissed off black people who don’t want to convert to Islam.
But what do I know, I’m just a stupid white male who wants to vote for Ron Paul.
Ranger 3
I’m burned out on that one. I liked it the first 20 times, but it got old.
I prefer the old school stuff. The Grinch, Charlie Brown Christmas. Does anyone remember A Cricket in Times Square? I loved the book, as I recall they did make a cartoon of it.
Krista
We watched Elf last night. Will Ferrell usually annoys me, but I do have to admit — I enjoyed this movie.
demimondian
Oh, look, we have an out and out racist troll! John, you’re going up in the world when Ranger 3 infests your blog.
stuck in 200
“Scrooge”, the Albert Finney semi-musical version of “A Christmas Carol,” is an underpraised classic. We watch it every Christmas Eve after church. NOT the Bill Murray version – that’s “Scrooged.” One letter is all the difference in the world.
Birdzilla
Liberal lunkheads will have us giving our boys pink monkies and replace our popular christmas trees with HOLIDAY TREES i mean LIBERALS CAN BE SUCH A BUNCH OF WUSSIES
demimondian
Happy Saucestice to you, too, Bird, and sincere wishes for a hoppy new year ale.
ImJohnGalt
Y’know why it’s hard to believe? Because it’s not fucking true.
From my Silver Screen Edition DVD Box:
“Nominated for Five Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor.”
Sounds like it was a real dud.
Oh, and Merry Fucking Christmas to you too!
The Other Steve
Bad Santa is still the #1 Christmas classic.
I need a melon ball and a loofah
The Other Steve
Why the fuck would anybody want a pink monkey?
Fe E
Or, more accurately; who WOULDN’T want a pink monkey?
Dreggas
Uh..huh.huh…I’ve got a “pink monkey”
horatius
And like the Moustache of Understanding would say,
SUCK. ON. THIS.
Dreggas
Pet the monkey…the monkey likes you