Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Bark louder, little dog.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

How stupid are these people?

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Oppose, oppose, oppose. Do not congratulate. This is not business as usual.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

The words do not have to be perfect.

If marriage is the equivalent of selling yourself into slavery, women with self respect should reject the offer.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

FFS people, this was a good thing. take the win.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

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    myiq2xu

    Happy New Year, Prospero Ano Nuevo, and Gung hei faat choi to everybody, including the spoofs and trolls (and you know who you are)

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    myiq2xu

    I’ll be spending New Year’s Eve at work, dealing with inebriated partygoers.

    The fun looks a lot different from the other side.

    I’ve bounced on a couple of New Years, so I commiserate.

    Q: What’s the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?

    A: Proctologists see assholes one at a time.

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    West Coast libertarian

    On New Year’s Eve, 1970 I asked a co-worker, friend, if he had any plans for the evening. His reply which is as sound today as it was then was “I get to drink 364 days a year. One night a year I like to leave to the amateurs”
    Happy New Year everyone

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    Krista

    No driving involved, as it’s been storming all day. Again. For the 4th day since Christmas. And it’s supposed to storm again tomorrow evening. Do you miss living in the Maritimes, Michael?

    So, my New Year’s involves the couch, some Brie, some black pepper Triscuits, and more wine than is good for me.

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    incontrolados

    Since I bought my house, I have spent New Year’s Eve with a couple of good friends and the garden hose at the ready. My neighbors go crazy with fireworks. After about 1:00 a.m., I spend my time calming down the pups.

    I wish you all a Safe and Happy New Year!

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    Tom G

    Happy New Year to Michael, Tim, and John.
    I’m glad you guys keep this blog going.

    2008 ought to be both fun and scary. At the same time !

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    jnfr

    Happy New Year to you too, Michael, and to all the bunch around here.

    We’re spending the evening at home, with too much food and some movies to watch. We’re working on the too much champagne part, but it’s early yet.

    Baby, it’s cold outside…

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