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You are here: Home / Politics / Where Have They All Been

Where Have They All Been

by John Cole|  January 1, 20084:49 pm| 45 Comments

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The funniest thing about this WSJ piece about Huckabee deciding not to air negative ads about Romney while playing them for the media has got to be the reader responses:

Not sure how many people in Iowa read the WSJ, but it’s worth saying here that this takes slimy gutter politics to a new level. Unfortunately, it looks like it’s working with those ever-so educated Iowa voters who don’t even know he actually showed the ad to the press. It appears he gets to kill two birds with one stone… he looks nice and clean even though he’s guilty of a number of unethical actions and lapses in judgment AND he gets free air time for an ad he didn’t have the money to actually run himself because his campaign is broke!
Comment by scott – January 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Huckabee makes Clinton look like an amateur whan it comes to deception.

I swear, what is in the water there in AK?
Comment by Bill Mitchell – January 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm

HUCKABEE…Clearly exposes himself as a DISHONEST and DECEITFUL MAN with his news ’stunt’!

It is very obvious to the entire nation…Huckabee purposefully planned to: State lies about Romney. Then said he would not run the ad because he is an honorable
man… Then, he purposefully shows and purposefully dissemnates the ad…While knowing the press would publish the ad.

Huckabee’s thinking and statements expose him as a purposeful deciever who flaunts common ethics and everyday religious beliefs. He is, obviously, not a Christian thinking man.
Comment by Don – January 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm

I have not bothered to check, but I am willing to bet the usual suspects in the right-wing blogosphere are saying similar things. At any rate, where have they been for the past few years? This is taking gutter politics to a new level? Huckabee’s transparent stunt yesterday was right out of the Rove playbook, and really was no big deal as far as gutter politics go. I mean, hell- it wasn’t like he planted a bunch of anti-gay amendments at the state level to bring out the vote.

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  1. 1.

    J. Michael Neal

    January 1, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    OT: I’m listening for the sounds of all those folks who proclaimed that Michigan football was finished.

  2. 2.

    taodon

    January 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Oh please, had Huckabee just said he had an ad and was pulling it the MSM would call him a liar for talking about this “mythical ad” – and he would be slammed for making up stories.

    Face it – there is nothing Huckabee can do that will not be met with ire by the MSM, pundits, and party leaders – because all three absolutely hate the fact that anyone who hasn’t been pre-ordained may actually have a chance.

    Huckabee is the reaping of what the GOP has sown for the last fifteen years – hearing them cry now brings nary a moment of sympathy to them. Go Huck! LOL

  3. 3.

    Krista

    January 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I almost (almost) feel sorry for Republicans. When you look at their roster of candidates, it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

  4. 4.

    Horselover Fat

    January 1, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    I have no idea whether actual Huckabee voters care much about this story or not, maybe they do.

    But I think there is no overlap between Huckabee voters and people who post comments in Right Blogostan, so comments posted on blogs tell us nothing about what is going on with Huck voters.

  5. 5.

    myiq2xu

    January 1, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    It’s just like all the people who said that the Raiders would suck this year . . .oh, wait

    They were right.

  6. 6.

    calipygian

    January 1, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Not only are the Republicans hating on Huckabee, they are hating on Fox News too for the crime of hating on Phred:

    http://www.redstate.com/blogs/ilja/2007/dec/31/fox_news_we_wont_have_to_worry_about_fred

    Boy, the Republicans are FUCKED!

    But, that is good for the Republicans…

  7. 7.

    KC

    January 1, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    More and more, I’d just prefer it if journalists–at least the talking heads on television–would just declare which candidates they like and dislike outright. I’m really tired of what appears to be institutional favorites, like Romney or Giuliani, getting somewhat preferential treatment by the cable “news” press.

  8. 8.

    RSA

    January 1, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Huckabee’s transperent stunt yesterday was right out of the Rove playbook, and really was no big deal as far as gutter politics go.

    I agree it was nothing new, but the clumsiness of its execution is kind of surprising. Huckabee’s really testing Mencken’s claim that nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public, in this case Iowans or at the very least national political reporters (who are apparently doing exactly what Huckabee’s campaign expected them to do).

  9. 9.

    myiq2xu

    January 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    When you look at their roster of candidates, it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

    Interesting expression, I haven’t seen it used except in fiction.

    But it reminded me of my thought earlier today when I read that the GOP was returning to the Johnny Mac camp – “Like a dog returning to its vomit.”

    Their roster is a bunch of pukes ain’t it?

    s/ The Notorious myiq2xu

  10. 10.

    craigie

    January 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    “transperent”?

    What do they teach you conservatarians at school?

  11. 11.

    craigie

    January 1, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Interesting expression [dog’s breakfast], I haven’t seen it used except in fiction.

    It’s pretty common in Ye Olde Englande

  12. 12.

    Krista

    January 1, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    craigie Says:

    Interesting expression [dog’s breakfast], I haven’t seen it used except in fiction.

    It’s pretty common in Ye Olde Englande

    And in Ye Olde Nova Scotia, too. But like many expressions, once you start using it, you rely on it often. Saying “it’s a muddle” or “it’s a mess” just isn’t as picturesque.

  13. 13.

    KCinDC

    January 1, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    I swear, what is in the water there in AK?

    I think they have extra-strong doses of something that causes financial corruption among politicians in the water there in Alaska, but I have no idea what that has to do with Arkansas (yes, it’s foolish to expect idiot commenters to know the postal abbreviations they use).

    anyone who hasn’t been pre-ordained

    Isn’t Huckabee the only candidate who actually has been “pre-ordained”?

  14. 14.

    Dug Jay

    January 1, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    “Interesting expression [dog’s breakfast], I haven’t seen it used except in fiction.”

    It’s pretty common in Ye Olde Englande

    It’s probably unreasonable to expect a thirteen year old to know that, however.

  15. 15.

    Wilfred

    January 1, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Huckabee’s thinking and statements expose him as a purposeful deciever who flaunts common ethics and everyday religious beliefs. He is, obviously, not a Christian thinking man.

    The scoundrel.

    So which candidate is the Christian man’s thinker? Or the thinking man’s Christian?

  16. 16.

    Jake

    January 1, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    I almost (almost) feel sorry for Republicans. When you look at their roster of candidates, it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

    Yeah, after it’s been through the dog.

  17. 17.

    PeterJ

    January 1, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    OT but

    Clinton, Obama Top $100 Million for 2007

    The fund-raising numbers are an indication of how energized Democrats are to retake the White House. On the Republican side, only Texas Rep. Ron Paul, who raised more than $19 million in the last three months of the year, has released his figures. The silence of the other Republican candidates speaks for itself. Presidential candidates must officially report their fourth quarter fund-raising figures by Jan. 15 with the Federal Election Commission.

    I doubt any of the other republican candidates will report before Jan 15. That way they might be strengthened by the results in three primaries (the 4th being on Jan 15) before having to report their numbers…

  18. 18.

    Jake

    January 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Huckabee’s transp[a]rent stunt yesterday was right out of the Rove playbook

    Not unless it was one he had in grade school. Rove would have created a group called Massachusetts Patriots for Huckabee, put their name on the ad and run it on as many outlets as possible. I suspect the pearl clutchers that responded to the article are upset by the fact cHuckabee failed to create the requisite plausible deniability.

    HUCKABEE…Clearly exposes himself as a DISHONEST and DECEITFUL MAN with his news ’stunt’!

    Did anyone else think of BIRDZILLA when they read this one?

  19. 19.

    myiq2xu

    January 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    It’s probably unreasonable to expect a thirteen year old to know that, however.

    Gee Dung J, will I have to go through puberty again?

    I hope not, cuz the pimples remind me of you.

    s/ The Notorious myiq2xu

  20. 20.

    myiq2xu

    January 1, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    HUCKABEE…Clearly exposes himself

    Well, I guess he is a traditional Republican

    s/ The Notorious myiq2xu

  21. 21.

    Andrew

    January 1, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for Redstate to meltdown any more than it has already turned in a slag heap of disaffected zombie stupidity, but they’re trying their level best and Thomas also just GBCW’ed himself too.

  22. 22.

    mellowjohn

    January 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    “Huckabee’s … obviously, not a Christian thinking man.”

    boy, now there’s an oxymoron!

  23. 23.

    PeterJ

    January 1, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for Redstate to meltdown any more than it has already turned in a slag heap of disaffected zombie stupidity, but they’re trying their level best and Thomas also just GBCW’ed himself too.

    While I do not agree with him on some of the things he writes, he does raise some good points about why the republican candidates all suck.

    He doesn’t mention Paul though. But you can’t write anthing about Paul anymore on Red State, so that’s understandable.

  24. 24.

    Rome Again

    January 1, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    HUCKABEE…Clearly exposes himself as a DISHONEST and DECEITFUL MAN with his news ’stunt’!

    But he’s a God-fearing Christian Leader, how can that possibly be?

  25. 25.

    Tsulagi

    January 1, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for Redstate to meltdown any more

    Now that was funny. I hope Thomas wasn’t wearing his SoCon approved wetsuit when writing that rant. He would have been uncomfortably warm.

    Of course, though, there was a hidden asterisk and line at the end: “* But any Democrat is always worse!” Have no fear, once the Pubs anoint their new savior from among the ones he called not fit to be president, for the battle in the general Thomas will armor up putting on the second wetsuit. He’s one of Jesus’ warriors.

  26. 26.

    bdr

    January 1, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    When you portray a rube a rube and the rube rubes, that’s rubed cubed.

  27. 27.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    January 1, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for Redstate to meltdown any more

    Thanks for that link! Better take away the sharp objects until after november.

  28. 28.

    calipygian

    January 1, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Thomas will armor up putting on the second wetsuit. He’s one of Jesus’ warriors.

    Like this one?
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

  29. 29.

    The Other Steve

    January 1, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    I mean, hell- it wasn’t like he planted a bunch of anti-gay amendments at the state level to bring out the vote.

    Those aren’t introduced until June.

  30. 30.

    The Other Steve

    January 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible for Redstate to meltdown any more than it has already turned in a slag heap of disaffected zombie stupidity, but they’re trying their level best and Thomas also just GBCW’ed himself too.

    That’s interesting that he thinks the Democrats win because they run on a campaign of redistribution and baby killing.

  31. 31.

    Tsulagi

    January 1, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    Like this one?

    Okay, hadn’t before read the actual autopsy report on the good double-wetsuited reverend. I do pity the person who after the autopsy went to pick up his personal effects. The report listed them as…

    Personal effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one dildo.

    Reading the report, I do see one thing that would absolutely appall the SoCon set. The abstinence only crowd. The reverend covered the dildo in his ass with a condom. Guess he was experimenting with safe sex.

    You just couldn’t make up these guys.

  32. 32.

    incontrolados

    January 1, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

    Ok, Kista, you gave me an in — puppies now have names: Murphy (Stout), Olga, Polly, and Emiliano.

    Huckabee is the reaping of what the GOP has sown for the last fifteen years – hearing them cry now brings nary a moment of sympathy to them. Go Huck! LOL

    ditto!

  33. 33.

    incontrolados

    January 1, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    I have no idea whether actual Huckabee voters care much about this story or not, maybe they do.

    I find it odd that the righties haven’t focused on the Riddle angle of the Clinton-cousin-rapist-let-go-to-kill-again angle but that Riddle’s wife is a state rep here in Texas and Riddle the attorney himself now advetises on the AM radio station that broadcasts Bennett, Gallagher, Praeger, Medved, Hewitt, and the dear ‘Dr. Laura.’

    Let’s not go there — go Huck!

  34. 34.

    AnonE.Mouse

    January 2, 2008 at 1:16 am

    J.Michael Neal,that was as good a game as the Patriots-Giants last week.
    I expected them to score points on a mediocre Florida defense.Michigan hadn’t had 11 healthy offensive starters on the field all year.But Florida was so fast!I kept adjusting the contrast on my television until I realized it was just the superhuman speed of those SEC players causing the blurry picture.And the alcohol,of course.
    I hope Rodriguez enjoyed his first game on a Wolverines sideline-he looked at home there.

  35. 35.

    Anne Laurie

    January 2, 2008 at 1:45 am

    Boy, the Republicans are FUCKED!

    But, that is good for the Republicans…

    Or at least it’s BAD for the Democrats. Ask David Broder!

  36. 36.

    TenguPhule

    January 2, 2008 at 2:14 am

    When you look at their roster of candidates, it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

    You must really hate your dogs, Krista. :P

  37. 37.

    Tony J

    January 2, 2008 at 5:30 am

    When you look at their roster of candidates, it’s really a dog’s breakfast, isn’t it?

    Interesting expression, I haven’t seen it used except in fiction.

    Speaking as a dweller on the Left Bank of the Pond, I’m more familiar with the expression “dog’s dinner”. I don’t think I’ve ever heard “dog’s breakfast” before.

  38. 38.

    Tony J

    January 2, 2008 at 5:31 am

    Right Bank, I meant Right Bank!!

  39. 39.

    kmblue

    January 2, 2008 at 8:20 am

    Cox at Swampland says Iowans are mostly unaware of Huckabee’s stunt.

  40. 40.

    serge

    January 2, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I believe that Dunlap of redstateupdate.com had it right all along…”Huckabee…? F*ck me!”

    Of course, Jackie objects to his language but not the thought.

  41. 41.

    Punchy

    January 2, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Saw some CNN morning fuck broadcasting from The Hamburg Inn #2 in Iowa City. Hands down best Eggs Benny on the planet. First time I’ve actually involuntarily salivated watching CNN since That Hot Tan Chick With Hot Lips got bumped.

    I hope their polling a lot in IC. They’ll have to ask at least 150 people before they find a Republican. Unless they bumrush a church or the Beta house…

  42. 42.

    Krista

    January 2, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Steve Benen has a fun catch:

    I hesitate to give too much attention to Mike Huckabee’s promote-my-ad-for-free scheme, but about mid-way through the ad, during a litany of accusations against Mitt Romney, Huckabee criticizes his rival with this data point: “No executions.” Apparently, Huckabee — you know, the evangelical, pro-life Republican — is going after Romney for not having executed any Americans during his gubernatorial tenure. I realize Republican politics are far more crass than norms should allow, but it’s disconcerting to think “You didn’t kill anyone” has suddenly become a criticism in conservative circles.

    Sooo…Huckabee, he of the “thou-shall-not-kill” tribe, is critcizing Romney for not executing anybody. In Massachusetts. Which doesn’t allow the death penalty.

    Disregard for the law combined with holier-than-thou sanctimony, combined with bloodlust. Gentlemen, I believe we have the Perfect Republican(tm).

  43. 43.

    Bombadil

    January 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Apparently, Huckabee — you know, the evangelical, pro-life Republican — is going after Romney for not having executed any Americans during his gubernatorial tenure. I realize Republican politics are far more crass than norms should allow, but it’s disconcerting to think “You didn’t kill anyone” has suddenly become a criticism in conservative circles.

    Not to mention that Huckabee is apparently unaware that we in the Commonwealth do not have a death penalty, so Romney would have had to off the offenders his own self.

  44. 44.

    Bombadil

    January 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    D’oh! Sorry, Krista, I completely skipped the part where you said “Which doesn’t allow the death penalty”. My bad.

  45. 45.

    Krista

    January 2, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    so Romney would have had to off the offenders his own self.

    Yes, and that’s the idea isn’t it? That’s what a MANLY MAN would do.

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