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Happy Introvert Day

by Michael D.|  January 2, 20086:50 pm| 19 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Mary

    January 2, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    ::waves shyly, walks away::

  2. 2.

    ThymeZone

    January 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    I’m beside myself.

  3. 3.

    myiq2xu

    January 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Stop! You’re embarrassing me.

  4. 4.

    Dreggas

    January 2, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    *peeks out, sees his shadow cast in multiple directions then ducks back inside*

    sorry that’s too many for me to deal with.

  5. 5.

    Jake

    January 2, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Hmm. And yesterday was the anniversary of some sort of [prepares to give computer whizzes fits] major improvement to modems.

    Coincidence?

  6. 6.

    Andyjunction

    January 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Keith Olbermann just plugged your blog.

    Well, he said the words “balloon juice” anyway.

  7. 7.

    Chris

    January 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    oh god oh god oh god was he talking to me? I can’t tell, i think he was looking at me when he said that now what do I say?? crap I better say something or he’ll think I hate him! Smile! Smile at him! shoot he’s looking the other way! i bet he hates me now. no i know he hates me now. augh.

    I’m just gonna go back on to craigslist and find my older hooker friend. i know she likes me.

  8. 8.

    Tax Analyst

    January 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    (Sigh)…if only I COULD be happy…(sigh)…

  9. 9.

    demimondian

    January 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Ahh, um…hi. Yeah…uh…listen…are…uh…you…

    Never mind.

  10. 10.

    Asti

    January 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    I’m speechless!

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    January 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    OMFG! JOHN COLE HAS DIED!
    That is the only explanation I can find for a lack of OU v West Virginia Fiesta Bowl Game post.

  12. 12.

    cleek

    January 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    get it out
    get it out
    get your fucking voice out of my head
    i never wanted this
    i never wanted any of this
    i wish you were dead
    i wish you were dead!

  13. 13.

    Chris

    January 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Ahh, um…hi. Yeah…uh…listen…are…uh…you…

    Never mind.

    no no! continue! I didn’t mean to look like I was… um… i dunno… I just thought you were talking to someone else and…

    ahh forget it i guess. nobody cares about me….

  14. 14.

    Rex

    January 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    She may be the first person to include Jimmy Carter among our ‘better presidents’.

  15. 15.

    Jake

    January 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

  16. 16.

    Dreggas

    January 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Jake Says:

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

    LOL

  17. 17.

    incontrolados

    January 2, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    PUPPIES

    If you haven’t considered them, then you should. I know you have puppies in your hood, but not like these PUPPIES.

    Ok, they have worms. Taken care of.

    Okay, they are silly. Not much I can do about that.

    This is an open thread, no?

  18. 18.

    Cassidy

    January 3, 2008 at 8:13 am

    CNN Ticker:

    Romney takes aim at Chuck Norris.

  19. 19.

    MaryS-NJ

    January 3, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Woo-hoo! INFP, baby! *Smirk*

    Ahem. Uh, tip-toeing back to my cave, now.

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