Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Everyone is in a bubble, but some bubbles model reality far better than others!

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

This really is a full service blog.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

White supremacy is terrorism.

We’re not going back!

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

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  5. 5.

    Jake

    Hmm. And yesterday was the anniversary of some sort of [prepares to give computer whizzes fits] major improvement to modems.

    Coincidence?

  6. 6.

    Andyjunction

    Keith Olbermann just plugged your blog.

    Well, he said the words “balloon juice” anyway.

  7. 7.

    Chris

    oh god oh god oh god was he talking to me? I can’t tell, i think he was looking at me when he said that now what do I say?? crap I better say something or he’ll think I hate him! Smile! Smile at him! shoot he’s looking the other way! i bet he hates me now. no i know he hates me now. augh.

    I’m just gonna go back on to craigslist and find my older hooker friend. i know she likes me.

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    OMFG! JOHN COLE HAS DIED!
    That is the only explanation I can find for a lack of OU v West Virginia Fiesta Bowl Game post.

  12. 12.

    cleek

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    get it out
    get it out
    get your fucking voice out of my head
    i never wanted this
    i never wanted any of this
    i wish you were dead
    i wish you were dead!

  13. 13.

    Chris

    Ahh, um…hi. Yeah…uh…listen…are…uh…you…

    Never mind.

    no no! continue! I didn’t mean to look like I was… um… i dunno… I just thought you were talking to someone else and…

    ahh forget it i guess. nobody cares about me….

  15. 15.

    Jake

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

  16. 16.

    Dreggas

    Jake Says:

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

    LOL

  17. 17.

    incontrolados

    PUPPIES

    If you haven’t considered them, then you should. I know you have puppies in your hood, but not like these PUPPIES.

    Ok, they have worms. Taken care of.

    Okay, they are silly. Not much I can do about that.

    This is an open thread, no?

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