Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Republicans do not trust women.

People are weird.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

After dobbs, women are no longer free.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Giving up is unforgivable.

The revolution will be supervised.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Stand up, dammit!

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

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  5. 5.

    Jake

    Hmm. And yesterday was the anniversary of some sort of [prepares to give computer whizzes fits] major improvement to modems.

    Coincidence?

  6. 6.

    Andyjunction

    Keith Olbermann just plugged your blog.

    Well, he said the words “balloon juice” anyway.

  7. 7.

    Chris

    oh god oh god oh god was he talking to me? I can’t tell, i think he was looking at me when he said that now what do I say?? crap I better say something or he’ll think I hate him! Smile! Smile at him! shoot he’s looking the other way! i bet he hates me now. no i know he hates me now. augh.

    I’m just gonna go back on to craigslist and find my older hooker friend. i know she likes me.

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    OMFG! JOHN COLE HAS DIED!
    That is the only explanation I can find for a lack of OU v West Virginia Fiesta Bowl Game post.

  12. 12.

    cleek

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    get it out
    get it out
    get your fucking voice out of my head
    i never wanted this
    i never wanted any of this
    i wish you were dead
    i wish you were dead!

  13. 13.

    Chris

    Ahh, um…hi. Yeah…uh…listen…are…uh…you…

    Never mind.

    no no! continue! I didn’t mean to look like I was… um… i dunno… I just thought you were talking to someone else and…

    ahh forget it i guess. nobody cares about me….

  15. 15.

    Jake

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

  16. 16.

    Dreggas

    Jake Says:

    i think i’m gonna turn off all the lights and listen to the Cure until i can picture myself back in 9th grade.

    I feel old now. Thanks. A lot.

    LOL

  17. 17.

    incontrolados

    PUPPIES

    If you haven’t considered them, then you should. I know you have puppies in your hood, but not like these PUPPIES.

    Ok, they have worms. Taken care of.

    Okay, they are silly. Not much I can do about that.

    This is an open thread, no?

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