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To My Adoring Fan

by John Cole|  January 16, 200810:09 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

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I don’t generally delete comments, and I think I have banned under ten people since this website was started (half of whom I then let back after a few weeks), but one idiot I have banned repeatedly, he keeps coming back with a new IP, I ban him again, rinse and repeat. I have decided, for fun, to share some of the collected works of “JWW,” the bipolar, substance-abusing, alleged soldier who every now and then comes by to ramble insanely, be banned, and then ramble insanely some more. All of these are from last night, fresh from the spam filter:

8:19 pm

JWW Says:

John,
“Here is the proof”

You still amaze me. Mr. ex soldier, you were back then what you are now. We would fail if all were like you. You are a POS, why not just stay away from any post having to do with honor.

8:47

John,

As in the past you have the power of deleting any comment you wish. I can again see, Freedom of Speech. Why do you even represent a blob site. I’m sure all your readers would like to know that you are the master of Censorship.

John,

Is and will always be for John. You are tools for the man, (John is the Man). You may think this, you have been used.

9:17

JWW Says:

John,

I would call you a fag, but that might offend Michael so I will just call you a FAG. You leave me no reason to consider you as other than such. The word has no meaning towards sexuality. It points out that you are shameless and less than a man.

In truth, you are a coward. I’m sure your ancestors would be proud. You have only the guts to whine, piss on America, and lie about that which you will never be,(Honorable).

Have faith, you and the number like you are minimal. Though you may break a brick from time to time, the wall will stand and your sorry ass will fade away.

We picked up this piece of trash during the Beauchamp era- he hopped over from an Uncle Dimbo thread and has graced us with his presence every now and then. I just thought I would share with you the writings and deep thoughts of one of America’s best and brightest (allegedly, I have no way of proving this moron is actually in the military).

At any rate, there you have it- JWW, live, one night only.

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29Comments

  1. 1.

    Jen

    January 16, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Sounds like JWW might have a man-crush on you, actually.

  2. 2.

    TRex

    January 16, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Why do you even represent a blob site.

    Holy amoebas, Batman! Is that what this place is?

  3. 3.

    taodon

    January 16, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Feeding trolls causes them to reproduce. In fact, it is the only way.

  4. 4.

    Xanthippas

    January 16, 2008 at 10:31 am

    (allegedly, I have no way of proving this moron is actually in the military)

    I hope to God he’s not, but I hear they’re letting anybody in these days.

  5. 5.

    cbear

    January 16, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Too bad he doesn’t come from an influential gooper family, that level of insight and perceptivity belongs in the NY Times or National Review.

  6. 6.

    myiq2xu

    January 16, 2008 at 10:34 am

    When does he get a job at NYT?

  7. 7.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    January 16, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Could be Jack Handey because he does seem to be a deep thinker.

  8. 8.

    canuckistani

    January 16, 2008 at 11:16 am

    Hmmm.. I’m going to guess 6 monkeys typing for 20 minutes will generate any of those comments.

  9. 9.

    srv

    January 16, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Feeding trolls causes them to reproduce. In fact, it is the only way.

    There are non-trolls on this site?

    Unbelievable.

  10. 10.

    Teak111

    January 16, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Clear projection with classic bully presentation, John. JWW is expressing internal self-hatred, bordering on loathing outward at you through the comments section of a blog. Gees, feel sorry for his dog.

  11. 11.

    myiq2xu

    January 16, 2008 at 11:51 am

    There are non-trolls on this site?

    So you admit you are a troll?

  12. 12.

    Rick Massimo

    January 16, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Wow, John; JWW’s logic and forthright arguments have totally won me over!

    You were a fool to let us see such brilliant stuff!

  13. 13.

    Bombadil

    January 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I think I have banned under ten people since this website was started

    I’m one of only 9 or so people? Hey, go me!

  14. 14.

    ThymeZone

    January 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I think I have banned under ten people

    I think I might be eight of them.

    j/k

    Okay, three.

    I don’t know, really.

  15. 15.

    Tsulagi

    January 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    I have no way of proving this moron is actually in the military

    Did he ever claim to be active?

    I pictured him on a permanent IV drip of cheap bourbon. He cracked me up, though. He transcended rational thought.

  16. 16.

    Michael D.

    January 16, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    I’m a fag?

  17. 17.

    Ted

    January 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Is and will always be for John. You are tools for the man, (John is the Man). You may think this, you have been used.

    Priceless.

  18. 18.

    over_educated

    January 16, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    JWW: I find your views intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  19. 19.

    Innocent Bystander

    January 16, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    His command of the English language rivals that of the Decider Guy. I think this grammar challenged troll might be posting from India.

  20. 20.

    Jay

    January 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    He sounds like the propaganda from the enemy’s loudspeakers in a war film:

    “Go home Black Man – this not your war.”

    “John Cole is sleeping with your wife.”

    “John Cole is and will always be for John.”

    “You are tools for the man, (John is the Man).”

    “You may think this, you have been used.”

    “Go home – this not your war.”

  21. 21.

    Ed Drone

    January 16, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Holy Wholly amoebas, Batman! Is that what this place is?

    There — fixed it for you.

    Ed

  22. 22.

    Sirkowski

    January 16, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Stupid proxies are stupid.

  23. 23.

    Ed Drone

    January 16, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Michael D. Says:

    I’m a fag?

    No, that’s faq — for “Frequently Asked Questions.” I can’t tell you how many times around here I have heard it asked, “Michael D?”

    Ed

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    January 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    The advent of mental institution library computers has certainly helped the national discourse. Jeez, whatta maroon.

  25. 25.

    sully

    January 16, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Well at least he’s not Hillary Clinton. Man, I hate her

  26. 26.

    Tax Analyst

    January 16, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    I’ll bet he was a hockey puck in his former life.

  27. 27.

    Hugh

    January 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Hi John,

    Love your site. You did delete the one and only comment I ever made on it! I noted some discomfort at your suggestion of naming a horse John Henry in an ealier post, John Henry being an American icon who was (is? how does one tense a myth?) black. It just seemed off to me. My comment was quite polite, not at all an attack, so I thought your deletion of it was unwarrented.

    Anwyay, I continue to read your blog daily with great pleasure.

  28. 28.

    John Cole

    January 16, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Hugh- I have no idea why it was deleted.

  29. 29.

    Nancy Irving

    January 18, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Can an ass fade away? I guess it could be a kind of Cheshire Ass.

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