Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Everybody saw this coming.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Tick tock motherfuckers!

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Bark louder, little dog.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

I really should read my own blog.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Consistently wrong since 2002

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

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  2. 2.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    hahahahaha “Stachoo” Ctrl+S

    4chan called. They want their meme back.

    Anonymous does not use phones. Anonymous delivers (his messages).

  4. 4.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    Fred Thompson is calling it a day.

    hah hah!

    I can haz Mint Joolepp?

    There! Now it’s on topic :P

  7. 7.

    Pixie

    I love cats, but the grammatically incorrectnessticity of LOLCatz makes me want to bang my head against something…=/ it would be just as funny if the werdz wur spelld rite!

  9. 9.

    Dreggas

    Pixie Says:

    I love cats, but the grammatically incorrectnessticity of LOLCatz makes me want to bang my head against something…=/ it would be just as funny if the werdz wur spelld rite!

    I beg to differ, only because if it was grammatically correct it would detract from the cuteness factor in that bad grammar = imagining how a cute cat or kitten would write something.

  11. 11.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    O/T: excellent pic of bernanke. (Caption it)

    but the grammatically incorrectnessticity of LOLCatz makes me want to bang my head against something…=/ it would be just as funny if the werdz wur spelld rite!

    Sorry, not the case. The meme is built on previous 4chan memes that involve the implicit mockery of poor grammar by the Internet’s lower classes (Examples: Intragoogles, ZOMG!!!11, idk my bff Jill, l337, teh [noun], etc.). Basically: mockery of stupid people.

    Then came the introduction of captioning, then came the introduction of cat captioning.

    Recipe complete. Memes have extensive histories; it’s good to know where this crap comes from.

  12. 12.

    Alex

    I love cats, but the grammatically incorrectnessticity of LOLCatz makes me want to bang my head against something

    If it helps, people have found that lolcats do have their own internally consistent grammar. It’s just not grammar as we know it.

  13. 13.

    Emma Anne

    Yes, Dreggas has got it. The spelling and grammar are bad because cats aren’t very good writers.

  14. 14.

    Punchy

    Clicked on link at the very instant my boss walks by and spam filter comes up as saying, “Forbidden, this site is catagorized as Nudity”. Guarenteed boss saw this. Thanks, Tim.

    Hop3 I ken haz j06 2m0rrow.

  16. 16.

    Jen

    They are so very addictive. You can get them as a facebook app and convert the last remaining members of teh intertoobz who haven’t heard of them yet, bwhahahhahah. Even got my M.D. sister to send out a birthday invitation with them.

  17. 17.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    Clicked on link at the very instant my boss walks by and spam filter comes up as saying, “Forbidden, this site is catagorized as Nudity”. Guarenteed boss saw this. Thanks, Tim.

    Don’t worry, we get that all the time here. We pay for a proprietary black list, and everyone gets hit by it.

    jewcy is a hate site, maddox is a hate site, etc.

    I’m sure your boss won’t fault you for it. Assuming your boss isn’t a ---+++ EMPLOYEE, REPORT TO HUMAN RESOURCES IMMEDIATELY. BRING YOUR COPY OF THE WORKPLACE REGULATIONS AND RULES BOOK. COME ALONE. DO NOT DEVIATE. DO NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE ELSE. +++---

  18. 18.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    One more. Ok, I’ll stop now.

    I’m pretty sure I saw those on the Fark thread, no?

    Fark’s been having trouble with the Caturday concept. Actually, most people do, outside of 4chan.

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    Krista

    And they have LOLdogs too, for people who think that pooches deserve funny captions too.

    This one is currently on my desktop. That dog just looks like some sort of cartoon dog drawn by someone on some impressive pharmaceuticals.

  20. 20.

    Andrew

    maddox is a hate site

    I’m pretty sure maddox is a hate site. A fucking hillarious, equal opportunity hate site.

  21. 21.

    AkaDad

    I’m pretty sure I saw those on the Fark thread, no?

    You are correct. I try to post 1 or 2 every Caturday.

  22. 22.

    RSA

    What’s great about this research is that it inadvertently targeted exactly what’s happening in lolcat images: the animal has been changed from being just a regular cute kitty, to being a cute kitty with special attributes created by the caption.

    Ah, no. These experiments followed a standard technique in studies of so-called change detection: show a scene for 250 ms, show a mask (e.g., a flat gray field) for 250 ms, show another scene, etc., in a cycle, until the subject identifies the difference. (Approximately; there can be some variation in the design.) That’s not at all what’s going on with how we perceive locat images. There’s no comparison image, we look at them for more than a glance, etc.

    (One of my colleagues does these kinds of studies. Here’s a link to some demos; it’s pretty cool stuff, one of those things where you think, “How the hell did I not notice that earlier?”)

  23. 23.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    You are correct. I try to post 1 or 2 every Caturday.

    If you’ve got the balls, post on 4chan. If it’s good, it will become part of the core stream and start affecting other memes.

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    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    One of my colleagues does these kinds of studies.

    Change blindness discoveries scare the hell out of me. The demonstration where a woman is stopped by a white man to ask for directions, and then is replaced by a black man, and then replaced again by a white man is frightening as all get out.

    Like, one day I’ll come home and not notice my beloved computer has been stolen and replaced by a big toaster that goes “whirrrrrrr” and I won’t notice for the first hour.

  28. 28.

    bago

    If you’re a programmer, lolcode.com is hilarious.

    HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    I HAS A VAR
    GIMMEH VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
    ….YARLY
    ……..BTW this is true
    …………VISIBLE “BIG NUMBER!”
    ……..NOWAI
    …………….BTW this is false
    …………….VISIBLE “LITTLE NUMBER!”
    ……..KTHX
    KTHXBYE

  29. 29.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    If you’re a programmer, lolcode.com is hilarious.

    I tried to get in on the language specification, but it was largely closed.

    I wanted exception handling to be based on “THIS IS MADNESS! NO, THIS IZ SPARTAAAAAA!”

    I had a couple other good ideas which are escaping me…

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