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For the Giants

by John Cole|  February 3, 200810:06 pm| 32 Comments

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The song that the evil pinko commies at Sadly, No! and the Poorman will not be playing this year:

Watching the whiny ass cheating Patriots lose, and knowing I get to watch Belichick’s whiny ass press conference is ALMOST as good as the Steeler win a few years back. I especially like having to drag all the Patriots back out on to the field for one final second to really grind the loss into their collective faces.

Congratulations, Giants!

*** Update ***

Can we now stop talking about the Patriots like the Steelers of the 70’s? And btw, a former Steeler is who killed the Pats.

*** Update #2 ***

Looks like McCain picked up another vote:

I am so confident of both a Patriots win today and a Romney win in Massachusetts on Tuesday that I made this pledge on the air Friday: “If the NY Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, I will vote cast my Super Duper Tuesday primary vote for (shudder) John McCain.”

So when I say “Go, Pats!” I really, REALLY mean it.

I also think they are even more of a lead-pipe cinch to win the Super Bowl than McCain is to win the GOP nomination. Either way, I’m putting my money..er vote where my mouth is.

Michael Graham at the NRO.

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  1. 1.

    4tehlulz

    February 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    All class Bill Belichek. All class.

  2. 2.

    TenguPhule

    February 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    John is going to be gloating for weeks now.

  3. 3.

    GeoX

    February 3, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    FUCK YEAH!

  4. 4.

    Xanthippas

    February 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    I’m a Cowboys fan, but it’s just impossible to hate the Giants tonight.

  5. 5.

    demimondian

    February 3, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Yeah, good deal. Rudy 9/11 will have something else to crow about now. How…nice…

  6. 6.

    4tehlulz

    February 3, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Click here for preview of Bill Belichek’s press conference

  7. 7.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    Yeah, good deal. Rudy 9/11 will have something else to crow about now. How…nice…

    No worries. We probably won’t hear much from Rudy for a while. He’s still a bit worn out from telling everyone how he single handedly saved NY from … well he saved the world from every evil known to mankind. That’s pretty strenuous work, you know.

    I told you Eli’s coming!

  8. 8.

    Pooh

    February 3, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    john,

    go fuck yourself.

    (yes I’m bitter. But when your team loses at home in the 1st round you don’t get to talk shit. Unless you want to sound like a douchebag. Oh wait…)

  9. 9.

    Jake

    February 3, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    I am so not looking forward to work tomorrow. My boss would gladly hand his first born over to Brady (roasted, on a platter, with pearl onions) and I suspect he is going to be in a foul mood for the rest of the year.

    [Snigger]

  10. 10.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Click here for preview of Bill Belichek’s press conference

    Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

  11. 11.

    Chuck Butcher

    February 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    hell of game, whoever you rooted for. I just picked the underdogs. BTW, Keith Olberman called this one right, smart guy.

  12. 12.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Michael Graham at the NRO.

    Some days life is so fucking good it hurts.

  13. 13.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Anyone remember who sat next to Laura at the State of the Union address? Heh. Tom Brady.

  14. 14.

    Chester Moistmuffins

    February 4, 2008 at 12:01 am

    For as long as I live, I will remember how, on Tuck’s second sack, Brady looked exactly like he was having his handbag stolen.

    I bet Giselle kicks him square in the nuts.

    Bip on over to Sadly, No for the best New England whine.

  15. 15.

    Dr. Squid

    February 4, 2008 at 12:30 am

    I hate the Giants (Eagles fan), but I was kinda for them tonight.

    Giants fans still suck next to Jets fans, though. I’ll take firefighters over snooty stockbrokers any day.

  16. 16.

    pfrets

    February 4, 2008 at 12:31 am

    I personally hope that Belichek gets a fine for walking (sulking) off the field with 2 seconds left. The Patriots players are a class act and played well. They’re management…not so much.

  17. 17.

    Svensker

    February 4, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Teh awesome. Go, Jints!

    I’m a Jets fan, but nothing makes me happier than seeing Tom Brady look upset. Yeah, baby, suck on it!

  18. 18.

    blackfrancis

    February 4, 2008 at 2:16 am

    Pooh Says:

    john,

    go fuck yourself.

    pooh, i concur.

  19. 19.

    Wilfred

    February 4, 2008 at 5:57 am

    I lost interest in American football years ago but out of loyalty to the Giants I stayed up to watch the game, remembering the days when my friends and I would to Yankee Stadium on Saturday mornings before a home game and they’d let you in for free to watch the Giants practice; the home games were blacked out. It was all so much more approachable back then.

    Anyway, good for the Giants. Sports are best when something totally unexpected happens – a great upset and a great game.

    Just a couple of words for New England fans after a great but ultimately unsatisfying season:

    Tough shit.

  20. 20.

    Jake

    February 4, 2008 at 6:39 am

    “If the NY Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, I will vote cast my Super Duper Tuesday primary vote for (shudder) John McCain.”

    It is far too early to laugh so hard. Let the backpedaling begin.

  21. 21.

    Sensitive Pony Tailed Girly Man

    February 4, 2008 at 8:04 am

    I personally hope that Belichek gets a fine for walking (sulking) off the field with 2 seconds left.

    I guess it was worth watching the entire game. Otherwise I might have thought this was true. For those who missed it, pay no attention to this Lying Liar and his Lies. Bill Belichick raced out to midfield, gave Tom a big hug, and graciously stepped out of the spotlight so that the Champions could have it all.

    Bill Derangement Syndrome, not a good look for you, you lying liar.

  22. 22.

    Pug

    February 4, 2008 at 8:54 am

    But when your team loses at home in the 1st round you don’t get to talk shit.

    I don’t see losing in the first round as an impediment to talking shit at all.

    I knew Joe Montana. Joe Montana was a friend of mine. And you, Tom Brady, are no Joe Montana.

  23. 23.

    Sensitive Pony Tailed Girly Man

    February 4, 2008 at 9:38 am

    All class Bill Belichek. All class.

    Right on! I thought it was very classy the way he ran out to congratulate Tom Coughlin and then get out of the way so the Giants could celebrate.

    What’s not so classy are the lying liars who don’t tell the truth. I know you were being completely sincere with your post, right? Because otherwise you’d, you know, be one of those lying liars. Not to mention exactly what you’re trying to project on the COY, a poor loser.

  24. 24.

    Bill H

    February 4, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I was watching the game without any emotional investment in the outcome until that red flag hit the field. At that moment I knew who I wanted to win, and it wasn’t the team coached by a chicken-crap piece of garbage who dresses like a thug and has the morals and behavior to match his attire. Watching him leave the field with his tail between his legs before the game was even officially over was the best moment of the entire NFL season.

    More on my post today.

  25. 25.

    Sensitive Pony Tailed Girly Man

    February 4, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I was watching the game without any emotional investment in the outcome until that red flag hit the field.

    My, you still haven’t gotten over Norv Turners bungling of the Red Flag -twice – in that Colts game? Chin up, hopefully he was watching the Master, who you’ll notice *won* that Challenge.

    Congrats to all the Giants Fans here trying to enjoy the Victory, but I piss on all the lying losers from the Loser Teams who lost weeks and months ago and have nothing left but Lies. Losing Liars.

  26. 26.

    pfrets

    February 4, 2008 at 10:37 am

    I guess it was worth watching the entire game. Otherwise I might have thought this was true. For those who missed it, pay no attention to this Lying Liar and his Lies. Bill Belichick raced out to midfield, gave Tom a big hug, and graciously stepped out of the spotlight so that the Champions could have it all.

    Bill Derangement Syndrome, not a good look for you, you lying liar.

    Two seconds on the clock…check.
    Final play of the game…check.
    Bill Belichek on the field with the rest of his team?

    Uh…Bill…Where are you, Bill?

    The Patriots players were all class. Bill…not so much.

  27. 27.

    Sensitive Pony Tailed Girly Man

    February 4, 2008 at 10:47 am

    You left something off your checklist pman, but hey, at least you’re consistent:

    Delete the part which puts the whole incident in a completely different light … check.

  28. 28.

    pfrets

    February 4, 2008 at 11:03 am

    You left something off your checklist pman, but hey, at least you’re consistent:

    Delete the part which puts the whole incident in a completely different light … check.

    Talk about getting your knickers in a twist? I didn’t delete it…I included it as a part of your quote. Up there for the rest of the world to read. Had I wanted to, I could have culled that little nugget out. Then, maybe, you’d have a complaint.

    I included your part…check.
    Belichek still has no class…check.

  29. 29.

    Pooh

    February 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Pug Says:

    But when your team loses at home in the 1st round you don’t get to talk shit.

    I don’t see losing in the first round as an impediment to talking shit at all.

    I knew Joe Montana. Joe Montana was a friend of mine. And you, Tom Brady, are no Joe Montana.

    Like I said above. Douchebag.

  30. 30.

    John's Minions

    February 4, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Shorter Sensitive Pony Tailed Girly Man:

    Bleaaargh!

    It’s like watching Mix2qu (give or take a consonant) defend Hillary, why are some so compelled to spew venom? Learn how to lose with class, like a Cubs fan.

  31. 31.

    t4toby

    February 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    I usually am on the same page as you are, John, but that Steelers win? Against the Seahawks?

    That was one of the poorest officiated games I have ever seen. Damn activist refs!

    Although, I am in Seattle, so I may be biased.

  32. 32.

    t4toby

    February 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    But I’d love to get my hands on some of those shorts.

    Boy-Howdy!

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