Elisha Nelson “Eli” Manning is hot. Other than that, I got nuthin’. Commercials disappointing so far.
Update: Napoleon sucks. Clydesdales suck. Badgers were ok. Very disappointing. So, how’s the game going?
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Elisha Nelson “Eli” Manning is hot. Other than that, I got nuthin’. Commercials disappointing so far.
Update: Napoleon sucks. Clydesdales suck. Badgers were ok. Very disappointing. So, how’s the game going?
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Mike
I thought Brady was supposed to be hot, but my understanding of this stops at the “Geroge Clooney is better-looking than Danny Devito” level.
Brady’s last two girlfriends have been hot. So is the new First Lady of France.
amok92
Then I guess it’s too bad that Peyton’s the gay Manning.
jeff
When did professional athletes get younger than I am? That sucks. Anyway, Eli Manning is not hot, he’s plain as a slice of bread.
The Grand Panjandrum
It will get worse. Presidential candidates will one day be younger than you. I know from what I speak.
ScottS
Football is not really worthy of a gay perspective. Yeah, the 2 QBs are hot. Haven’t got a good look at the kickers, yet. But usually that’s about all that potentially interests me. Is there anything uglier than a Nose Tackle? Even Tight Ends are usually gigantic beefy beasts that would be totally uninteresting without a big…
Let’s bring back the gay perspective for the College World Series. Or Olympic swimming.
Do you remember the Simpsons when Lisa looks up football in the card catalog at the library? Hehe.
Jake
Silly Canuck. The guys in white & red are the Giants. Their QB is Eli. E. Manning who is less attractive than just almost barely passable brother P. Manning.
Brady would be teh hot if I weren’t sick of looking at him. Can we pay Giselle to lock him up for a few months?
Michael D.
Or Men’s Gymnastics at any level.
Or swimming, or diving, or well, anything.
myiq2xu
Gee Mikey, I would have thought you would prefer a tight end.
Psycheout
Yuck. Can’t you go back to blogging about how you got a new tv or are having trouble with a router or remote control or asking why your digital clock is blinking 12:00?
Why would anyone care who you think is “hot?” Seriously, upgrade your material or get lost. Or both.
Jake
Thinking about hot dudes makes Psycheout feel funny in the pants.
myiq2xu
The “green-eyed monster” rears its throbbing head.
Chris O.
Game’s been pretty engrossing despite the low score. Commercials really have sucked. But I only half pay attention to them because I really expect them to now.
Dennis - SGMM
Pot: kettle.
Pooh
the pepsi max night at the Roxbury one was good, as was the tire one with the screams.
LiberalTarian
lol. Funny how Psycoyote always comes out for the gay threads.
myiq2xu
Is Psicko really Larry Craig?
Jake
What’s that tapping noise?
RandyH
Yeah! What the fuck’s up with these shitty commercials? They’re paying god knows how much for each one and they REALLY suck this year. I could care less about the game but I watch the commercials.
I am disappointed. Really.
Hadley
WAIT! YOU”RE GAY!?!?!?!?! I AM SO OUT OF HERE!
I feel misled….
myiq2xu
Okay the Bridgestone commercial with Richard Simmons was for Mike.
LiberalTarian
Conservatives have finally managed to take over the media.
Which reminds me of a limerick I wrote when the Cons were having apoplexy over vibrating condoms (ahem):
There once was a man named Aquinas,
Who felt like a slave to his penis.
And so out of spite,
He said “Fun sex ain’t right!”
So there’ll be no vibration between us.
;)
Alan
I’m not gay but I thought Tom Petty kicked ass. :)
metalgrid
Eww.. just goes to prove that no matter how butt ugly someone is, there’s someone else out there that’ll find em attractive.
Darkness
Oh, come on, the bloody/oily grill in the bed was pretty good.
Zuzu
Does the kitty half time show at the Puppy Bowl look gay?
Kitty Half Time Show
I was sad that I missed it in real time but happy I caught it on video.
Jimmm
Wait, Mike, do you mean the gay perspective, or the embarassingly stereotypical “ain’t-I-outrageous-and-if-you-can’t-stand-me-you’re-a-bigot-because-I’m-gay” perspective?
Silver Owl
ZuZu,
Kittens aren’t nearly as fun playing unless you’re sleeping and your bare feet are hanging out of the blankets looks like something that must be killed by the kitty immediately. LOL!
Pooh
hey! Steelers made the sb!
Siouxsie
First of all – Tom Petty was duuuullllllll. I don’t even remember who played last year, but I will never forget Prince in the rain….
As for the ads, the baby on e-trade is the only one that got close to getting my attention.
I think Teddy Bruschi is cute.
The Other Steve
Looks like Giants win 17 to 14. Still 30 seconds left with patriots back at their 25.
Krista
Football. Meh. But yeah, Tom Petty’s pretty damn cool.
Caidence (fmr. Chris)
Fixed.
Jake
Holy Fuck. My boss is going to shit bricks and skull fuck kittens.
slov
Giants…hells ya!
Gay? On the Pats
I can has booze now?
Caidence (fmr. Chris)
It becomes a serious issue when he shits kittens. Just so you know.
Zuzu
Ah yes, the fascinatin’ feet thing.
ChristieS
LOL, that’s the one where the driver safely swerves to miss the deer and Alice Cooper, but speeds up towards Richard Simmons? My favorite commercial of the night.
Ummm, totally female opinion here, but I think Manning is kinda cute. Of course, with me being almost old enough to be his mother, I think most young men are “cute” nowadays. ::sigh:: Sean Connery is ‘teh hot’.
Beej
Oh come on, the Clydesdale with his dalmation personal trainer was clever. Other than that and the Audi? commercials, this lot was pretty dull.
John's Minions
Poor Tom Brady, what’s next, the Elder Manning gets drafted for the Chargers and beats him in ’09? The mysterious Manning “X” in ’10?
Heavens to Betsy, it’s nice watching that sulky little punk get his ass handed to him.
myiq2xu
That’s a strange comment for a gay themed thread.
Or maybe not.
apishapa
Will Farrell is funny.
akaoni
Why do so many people buy into the whole Super Bowl commercial hype? These are commercials people! Good god, don’t let yourselves be manipulated.
/sigh
Kynn
See, gay men don’t care about sports, only about sexy hot men! That’s the GAY perspective!
Thanks Michael D! Got any more internalized stereotypes to share with us?