Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

As long as McCarthy is Speaker, the House will never be in order.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself.

The words do not have to be perfect.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Everyone is in a bubble, but some bubbles model reality far better than others!

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

I was promised a recession.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

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  1. 1.

    Mike

    I thought Brady was supposed to be hot, but my understanding of this stops at the “Geroge Clooney is better-looking than Danny Devito” level.

    Brady’s last two girlfriends have been hot. So is the new First Lady of France.

  3. 3.

    jeff

    When did professional athletes get younger than I am? That sucks. Anyway, Eli Manning is not hot, he’s plain as a slice of bread.

  5. 5.

    ScottS

    Football is not really worthy of a gay perspective. Yeah, the 2 QBs are hot. Haven’t got a good look at the kickers, yet. But usually that’s about all that potentially interests me. Is there anything uglier than a Nose Tackle? Even Tight Ends are usually gigantic beefy beasts that would be totally uninteresting without a big…

    Let’s bring back the gay perspective for the College World Series. Or Olympic swimming.

    Do you remember the Simpsons when Lisa looks up football in the card catalog at the library? Hehe.

  6. 6.

    Jake

    Silly Canuck. The guys in white & red are the Giants. Their QB is Eli. E. Manning who is less attractive than just almost barely passable brother P. Manning.

    Brady would be teh hot if I weren’t sick of looking at him. Can we pay Giselle to lock him up for a few months?

  7. 7.

    Michael D.

    Let’s bring back the gay perspective for the College World Series. Or Olympic swimming.

    Or Men’s Gymnastics at any level.

    Or swimming, or diving, or well, anything.

  9. 9.

    Psycheout

    Yuck. Can’t you go back to blogging about how you got a new tv or are having trouble with a router or remote control or asking why your digital clock is blinking 12:00?

    Why would anyone care who you think is “hot?” Seriously, upgrade your material or get lost. Or both.

  11. 11.

    myiq2xu

    Why would anyone care who you think is “hot?”

    The “green-eyed monster” rears its throbbing head.

  12. 12.

    Chris O.

    Game’s been pretty engrossing despite the low score. Commercials really have sucked. But I only half pay attention to them because I really expect them to now.

  13. 13.

    Dennis - SGMM

    Why would anyone care who you think is “hot?” Seriously, upgrade your material or get lost. Or both.

    Pot: kettle.

  18. 18.

    RandyH

    Yeah! What the fuck’s up with these shitty commercials? They’re paying god knows how much for each one and they REALLY suck this year. I could care less about the game but I watch the commercials.

    I am disappointed. Really.

  21. 21.

    LiberalTarian

    Yeah! What the fuck’s up with these shitty commercials? They’re paying god knows how much for each one and they REALLY suck this year. I could care less about the game but I watch the commercials.

    I am disappointed. Really.

    Conservatives have finally managed to take over the media.

    Which reminds me of a limerick I wrote when the Cons were having apoplexy over vibrating condoms (ahem):

    There once was a man named Aquinas,
    Who felt like a slave to his penis.
    And so out of spite,
    He said “Fun sex ain’t right!”
    So there’ll be no vibration between us.

    ;)

  23. 23.

    metalgrid

    Eww.. just goes to prove that no matter how butt ugly someone is, there’s someone else out there that’ll find em attractive.

  26. 26.

    Jimmm

    Wait, Mike, do you mean the gay perspective, or the embarassingly stereotypical “ain’t-I-outrageous-and-if-you-can’t-stand-me-you’re-a-bigot-because-I’m-gay” perspective?

  27. 27.

    Silver Owl

    ZuZu,

    Kittens aren’t nearly as fun playing unless you’re sleeping and your bare feet are hanging out of the blankets looks like something that must be killed by the kitty immediately. LOL!

  29. 29.

    Siouxsie

    First of all – Tom Petty was duuuullllllll. I don’t even remember who played last year, but I will never forget Prince in the rain….

    As for the ads, the baby on e-trade is the only one that got close to getting my attention.

    I think Teddy Bruschi is cute.

  30. 30.

    The Other Steve

    Looks like Giants win 17 to 14. Still 30 seconds left with patriots back at their 25.

  32. 32.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    Krista Says:

    Football. Meh. But yeah, Tom Petty’s body temperature pretty damn cool.

    Fixed.

  35. 35.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    Holy Fuck. My boss is going to shit bricks and skull fuck kittens.

    It becomes a serious issue when he shits kittens. Just so you know.

  36. 36.

    Zuzu

    Silver Owl Says:

    ZuZu,

    Kittens aren’t nearly as fun playing unless you’re sleeping and your bare feet are hanging out of the blankets looks like something that must be killed by the kitty immediately. LOL!

    Ah yes, the fascinatin’ feet thing.

  37. 37.

    ChristieS

    myiq2xu Says:

    Okay the Bridgestone commercial with Richard Simmons was for Mike.

    LOL, that’s the one where the driver safely swerves to miss the deer and Alice Cooper, but speeds up towards Richard Simmons? My favorite commercial of the night.

    Ummm, totally female opinion here, but I think Manning is kinda cute. Of course, with me being almost old enough to be his mother, I think most young men are “cute” nowadays. ::sigh:: Sean Connery is ‘teh hot’.

  38. 38.

    Beej

    Oh come on, the Clydesdale with his dalmation personal trainer was clever. Other than that and the Audi? commercials, this lot was pretty dull.

  39. 39.

    John's Minions

    Poor Tom Brady, what’s next, the Elder Manning gets drafted for the Chargers and beats him in ’09? The mysterious Manning “X” in ’10?

    Heavens to Betsy, it’s nice watching that sulky little punk get his ass handed to him.

  40. 40.

    myiq2xu

    Heavens to Betsy, it’s nice watching that sulky little punk get his ass handed to him.

    That’s a strange comment for a gay themed thread.

    Or maybe not.

  42. 42.

    akaoni

    Why do so many people buy into the whole Super Bowl commercial hype? These are commercials people! Good god, don’t let yourselves be manipulated.

    /sigh

  43. 43.

    Kynn

    See, gay men don’t care about sports, only about sexy hot men! That’s the GAY perspective!

    Thanks Michael D! Got any more internalized stereotypes to share with us?

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