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Superbowl Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 3, 20086:26 pm| 49 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Ghost of Walter Payton

    February 3, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    What’s a Superbowl?

  2. 2.

    SmilingPolitely

    February 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    The game of who gets to thank god for their victory.

  3. 3.

    LiberalTarian

    February 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Who’s playing? :)

  4. 4.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Heh. Hey, look at it on the bright side; most of the Steelers are at the game–watching from the stands.

    Eli’s coming!

  5. 5.

    jrg

    February 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Who cares, really?

    Ad critics? Problem gamblers?

  6. 6.

    Colleen

    February 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Big grown men playing for diamond rings. Not me, I’m tuned into In Rainbows by Radiohead. I cannot get enough of this record.

  7. 7.

    Carnacki

    February 3, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    Clem offers counterprogramming.

  8. 8.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    What’s a Superbowl?

    That’s where the Jolly Green Giant pinches a loaf.

  9. 9.

    D-Chance.

    February 3, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    CommercialWatch ’08.

    So far, they all suck. I liked the Budweiser “Rambo” commercial, and that was it. The rest are about 5 levels below bad.

  10. 10.

    Jake

    February 3, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    So far I have seen one amusing commercial, one that made me gag and one that probably caused near-fatal flashbacks in LSD users.

  11. 11.

    D-Chance.

    February 3, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Make that the “ROCKY” commerical… eh, has Stallone every played anyone other than Stallone, anyway?

    “yo”

  12. 12.

    D-Chance.

    February 3, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Although a commercial with clydesdales armed with automatic weaponry wreaking havoc would be pretty damn sweet…

  13. 13.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    the drug commercial was kinda cliche’

  14. 14.

    Jake

    February 3, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    X-cellent 1/2 Time show.

  15. 15.

    D-Chance.

    February 3, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    So… Tom Petty?

    I think his halftime performance pales when compared to Prince’s awesome mini-show last year in the rain.

  16. 16.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    I recall the Buffalo-Giants Superbowl where the Giants defense shut down the high scoring Bills and won 20-19 with the Bills missing a last-seconf FG.

  17. 17.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    I think his halftime performance pales when compared to Prince’s awesome mini-show last year in the rain.

    I prefer Janet Jackson’s awesome titty-show myself.

  18. 18.

    demimondian

    February 3, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    Did Faux News go forward with it’s “superbowl sunday on the campaign trail” hokum?

  19. 19.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    I recall the Buffalo-Giants Superbowl where the Giants defense shut down the high scoring Bills and won 20-19 with the Bills missing a last-seconf FG.

    Scott Norwood is still my hero.

    … caused near-fatal flashbacks in LSD users.

    The paramedics just left my house.

  20. 20.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Here’s a link to AdBowl. Rate the commercials online or wait until you sober up and fax in your response. It’s a hoot.

  21. 21.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Rate the commercials online or wait until you sober up and fax send in your response after the game.

    Fixed.

  22. 22.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    GP – I like your Superbowl recipes.

    Until now I thought “Dirty Rice” was the SF 49er version of a “Dirty Sanchez”

  23. 23.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Fuck yeah!

    Giants score to take the lead 10-7

  24. 24.

    mac

    February 3, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    Go Jints!

  25. 25.

    Jake

    February 3, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Was the Obama ’08 commercial during 1/2T a first? The memory doesn’t reach back to ’04. I can’t even remember if I watched that SB.

    Unless that was the Costume Failure one, in which case I don’t remember anything much except the CF.

  26. 26.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Unless that was the Costume Failure one, in which case I don’t remember anything much except the CF.

    Seeing a naked titty in the wild will do that to ya.

  27. 27.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Fuck! Putz regain the lead.

    It’s up to Eli. This is where legends (and champions) are made.

  28. 28.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    suck it pats

  29. 29.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    :35 to get a field goal.

    Game. set. match.

  30. 30.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    YES!

  31. 31.

    mac

    February 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    HAHAHA! Un-fucking-believable!

  32. 32.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Who was it that said they were hoping to see the headline “Pats 1 game short of perfect season” ?

    They’re getting their wish.

  33. 33.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    I picked a bad week to quit drinking.

  34. 34.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    YES! Sacked!

  35. 35.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    BEAUtiful sack on Brady!

    (This IS NOT an invite for Michael D to make a gay )comment.

  36. 36.

    mac

    February 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Looks like champagne night for the Dolphins and the Giants.

  37. 37.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Fuck Tom “Tuck Rule” Brady!

    NEW YORK GIANTS ARE THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!

    Patriots come up 1 game short on their perfect season!

  38. 38.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    WTF? Pats are trying to take their 1 second back?

  39. 39.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    The real question is:

    Does this help Hillary or Obama?

  40. 40.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    ohmygod they’re spraying the field with teh pink ghey!!

    Damn you and your homosexual plots Michael!

  41. 41.

    Alan

    February 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Love this ending. I’m glad for Eli Manning and for Tom Coughlin. Great game.

  42. 42.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    February 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Gints…

  43. 43.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    That was a very good Superbowl.

    I hate blowouts (unless the Raiders are playing win) and it proves the adage that defense wins championships.

  44. 44.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Fuck yeah!

    Drinks are one me!

  45. 45.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Oops! That should be “on me.”

    Or maybe “in me”

  46. 46.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    This may not be the best Superbowl ever, but it’s gotta be high on the list.

  47. 47.

    myiq2xu

    February 3, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    The 1980 Raiders were the first wildcard team to win a Superbowl, but they had home field advantage for the wild card game.

    The 2007 Giants played every playoff game on the road – the lowest seed to ever win a Superbowl.

  48. 48.

    D-Chance.

    February 3, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    That one pass from Manning to Tyree will live on in every NFL Films Super Bowl Retrospective… from Eli avoiding the sack to him just winging it downfield to Tyree pinning it to his helmet on the way down, just an unbelievable play in the clutch on both ends of the pass.

  49. 49.

    Caidence (fmr. Chris)

    February 3, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    Everybody out on the street in Chelsea is all sparkles.

    The fun thing though, are finding the pockets of pats fans in the throng. They’re getting verbally destroyed

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