Note to Obama supporters- you don’t want the Bradrocket writing your slogans. So far, all he seems to have come up with is:
“Obama. Less crappy than the alternatives.”
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Democracy cannot function without a free press.
We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.
President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.
Damn right I heard that as a threat.
A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.
After dobbs, women are no longer free.
They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.
Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.
Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.
Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.
Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
T R E 4 5 O N
Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.
Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.
You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.
People are weird.
The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.
We can show the world that autocracy can be defeated.
Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.
Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.
Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.
TheFountainHead
Asking the obvious: Why would Bradrocket even be in consideration for writing said slogans? Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!
Zifnab
After the last 7 years, that’s the very definition of “Hope”.
cleek
Once you’ve had Barack, you’ll never go…
taodon
Obama: Unlike Clinton and McCain, he can still get his up.
demimondian
Top 10 rejected Obama slogans:
10. They think we can. They think we can. They think we can.
9. Two words: Mark Penn.
8. Well, we can hope.
7. Because we need a President who is clean and articulate.
6. Not your father’s pet goat.
5. Barack: a great First Lady’s husband.
4. Taller than Hillary, younger than John, and healthier than Dick.
3. Imagine the Obama girls saluting their father’s coffin!
2. Our time is now — while the Governor of Illinois is a Democrat.
and the number 1 rejected Obama slogan:
1. Sweet home All Obama!
calling all toasters
Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!
…says the Ayn Rand fan.
4tehlulz
Vote Obama — Because McCain likes Dick
TheFountainHead
Nothing wrong with her prose. She wrote a good deal better than the vast majority of people who get published these days. That being said, I’m more a fan of her characters than her philosophy/writing. For writing, I’m a die hard E.B. White fan.
chopper
in other words, “less crappy than the alternatives”.
god, i hate rand’s writing. drives me up the wall.
anyway, back to barack.
Decided FenceSitter
Demi,
Marry me?
myiq2xu
How about:
“Vote for Duke Cunningham – He’s a Man with Convictions”
Jon H
I still think Obama should use the Theme from Shaft as his campaign song.
Maybe it’s too early. ”Who’s the Senator with all the chicks? Shaft!“
Jon H
“Tired of baby boomer Woodstock/Vietnam angst bullshit? Vote Obama and kiss it all goodbye.”
myiq2xu
From Sadly No:
There’s more.
David
There’s my mantra for the year in a nutshell. It’s pessimistic and an incredibly compelling reason to vote Democratic. Score.
Gay Veteran
the DNC should be printing bumperstickers by the millions saying “Like Bush? Vote McCain!”
YellowJournalism
If you’re happy and you know it, vote Barack!
Jake
Actually, if you turn those “W” stickers upside down…
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
I wish i’d originated this one:
Vote Republican.
Because you can wreck a country in 8 years, but it takes 12 to destroy it.