Note to Obama supporters- you don’t want the Bradrocket writing your slogans. So far, all he seems to have come up with is:
“Obama. Less crappy than the alternatives.”
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
People are complicated. Love is not.
When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.
In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.
They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
Fuck these fucking interesting times.
Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.
Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”
I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.
If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.
Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.
They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.
Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.
Ah, the different things are different argument.
The GOP is a fucking disgrace.
Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?
I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.
Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.
Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.
We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.
TheFountainHead
Asking the obvious: Why would Bradrocket even be in consideration for writing said slogans? Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!
Zifnab
After the last 7 years, that’s the very definition of “Hope”.
cleek
Once you’ve had Barack, you’ll never go…
taodon
Obama: Unlike Clinton and McCain, he can still get his up.
demimondian
Top 10 rejected Obama slogans:
10. They think we can. They think we can. They think we can.
9. Two words: Mark Penn.
8. Well, we can hope.
7. Because we need a President who is clean and articulate.
6. Not your father’s pet goat.
5. Barack: a great First Lady’s husband.
4. Taller than Hillary, younger than John, and healthier than Dick.
3. Imagine the Obama girls saluting their father’s coffin!
2. Our time is now — while the Governor of Illinois is a Democrat.
and the number 1 rejected Obama slogan:
1. Sweet home All Obama!
calling all toasters
Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!
…says the Ayn Rand fan.
4tehlulz
Vote Obama — Because McCain likes Dick
TheFountainHead
Nothing wrong with her prose. She wrote a good deal better than the vast majority of people who get published these days. That being said, I’m more a fan of her characters than her philosophy/writing. For writing, I’m a die hard E.B. White fan.
chopper
in other words, “less crappy than the alternatives”.
god, i hate rand’s writing. drives me up the wall.
anyway, back to barack.
Decided FenceSitter
Demi,
Marry me?
myiq2xu
How about:
“Vote for Duke Cunningham – He’s a Man with Convictions”
Jon H
I still think Obama should use the Theme from Shaft as his campaign song.
Maybe it’s too early. ”Who’s the Senator with all the chicks? Shaft!“
Jon H
“Tired of baby boomer Woodstock/Vietnam angst bullshit? Vote Obama and kiss it all goodbye.”
myiq2xu
From Sadly No:
There’s more.
David
There’s my mantra for the year in a nutshell. It’s pessimistic and an incredibly compelling reason to vote Democratic. Score.
Gay Veteran
the DNC should be printing bumperstickers by the millions saying “Like Bush? Vote McCain!”
YellowJournalism
If you’re happy and you know it, vote Barack!
Jake
Actually, if you turn those “W” stickers upside down…
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
I wish i’d originated this one:
Vote Republican.
Because you can wreck a country in 8 years, but it takes 12 to destroy it.