Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

We’re not going back!

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

This really is a full service blog.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Republicans in disarray!

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Optimism opens the door to great things.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

So many bastards, so little time.

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  1. 1.

    calipygian

    This is funny, too

    Saudi Arabia’s rulers threatened to make it easier for terrorists to attack London unless corruption investigations into their arms deals were halted, according to court documents revealed yesterday.

    Previously secret files describe how investigators were told they faced “another 7/7” and the loss of “British lives on British streets” if they pressed on with their inquiries and the Saudis carried out their threat to cut off intelligence.

    That Bandar Bin Bush – what a card!

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    Dennis - SGMM

    This is funny, too

    Holy fucking shit! I’m now amenable to the suggestion that Bush’s strategy has been to deflect attention and invade/bomb/threaten anyone but the real enemy. Once you’ve held hands with a man you can’t invade his country.

  4. 4.

    Zifnab

    Such a simple idea and so damned funny.

    Lulz. Excellent entrance into the weekend, JC.

    This is funny, too

    Aaaaaaaand, you killed it for me.

  8. 8.

    MonkeyBoy

    He must have practiced. Otherwise how would he know what pitch his voice was so that he could come in on key.

  10. 10.

    calipygian

    This shouldn’t amuse me either. Fercrisesakes, I’m sixty years old! When will I outgrow this kind of thing?

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

  11. 11.

    Ted

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

    At which time, you’ll probably let a big one rip, one last time, for your gathered family you’ve always tormented with them.

  12. 12.

    RSA

    My God, Wetten Dass is still on TV? They’ve been doing this sort of thing since. . . (checking). . . 1982. Pretty funny, sometimes.

  13. 13.

    Krista

    This shouldn’t amuse me either. Fercrisesakes, I’m sixty years old! When will I outgrow this kind of thing?

    That will always be funny. It transcends age, gender, race, class. It’s the Magical Unity Pony of YouTube videos.

  14. 14.

    D-Chance.

    Sullivan posts the oddest collection of random links. Yesterday, a hedgehog eating a carrot; today Ritchie on helium.

  16. 16.

    Birdzilla

    have you ever heard anyone who have been breathing helium? they sound like chip and dale or donald duck

  17. 17.

    HyperIon

    yeah, bird, i’ve inhaled a lot of He and old Lionel did not sound like he had much in him. i was disappointed.

  18. 18.

    jake

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

    Amen brother! [bwwart!]

  20. 20.

    Mike P.

    Saw it on Sullivan’s site – and even before I clicked I knew it had to be British (or maybe Japanese, but for different reasons).

  23. 23.

    RSA

    Saw it on Sullivan’s site – and even before I clicked I knew it had to be British (or maybe Japanese, but for different reasons).

    German, actually.

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    Panel members said that, in meeting with community members over the past two months, they found a great deal of confusion about when police will ask about a person’s citizenship and when they won’t.

    Now, they say, the rule is simple: Commit a crime and you’ll be asked. Don’t commit a crime and you won’t.

    I’ve seen some bullshit, and then I’ve seen this.

  25. 25.

    Goseph Gerbils

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style my finger.

    Fixed, etc.

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