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American History and Black History Cannot Be Separated

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Bark louder, little dog.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

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  1. 1.

    calipygian

    This is funny, too

    Saudi Arabia’s rulers threatened to make it easier for terrorists to attack London unless corruption investigations into their arms deals were halted, according to court documents revealed yesterday.

    Previously secret files describe how investigators were told they faced “another 7/7” and the loss of “British lives on British streets” if they pressed on with their inquiries and the Saudis carried out their threat to cut off intelligence.

    That Bandar Bin Bush – what a card!

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    Dennis - SGMM

    This is funny, too

    Holy fucking shit! I’m now amenable to the suggestion that Bush’s strategy has been to deflect attention and invade/bomb/threaten anyone but the real enemy. Once you’ve held hands with a man you can’t invade his country.

  4. 4.

    Zifnab

    Such a simple idea and so damned funny.

    Lulz. Excellent entrance into the weekend, JC.

    This is funny, too

    Aaaaaaaand, you killed it for me.

  8. 8.

    MonkeyBoy

    He must have practiced. Otherwise how would he know what pitch his voice was so that he could come in on key.

  10. 10.

    calipygian

    This shouldn’t amuse me either. Fercrisesakes, I’m sixty years old! When will I outgrow this kind of thing?

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

  11. 11.

    Ted

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

    At which time, you’ll probably let a big one rip, one last time, for your gathered family you’ve always tormented with them.

  12. 12.

    RSA

    My God, Wetten Dass is still on TV? They’ve been doing this sort of thing since. . . (checking). . . 1982. Pretty funny, sometimes.

  13. 13.

    Krista

    This shouldn’t amuse me either. Fercrisesakes, I’m sixty years old! When will I outgrow this kind of thing?

    That will always be funny. It transcends age, gender, race, class. It’s the Magical Unity Pony of YouTube videos.

  14. 14.

    D-Chance.

    Sullivan posts the oddest collection of random links. Yesterday, a hedgehog eating a carrot; today Ritchie on helium.

  16. 16.

    Birdzilla

    have you ever heard anyone who have been breathing helium? they sound like chip and dale or donald duck

  17. 17.

    HyperIon

    yeah, bird, i’ve inhaled a lot of He and old Lionel did not sound like he had much in him. i was disappointed.

  18. 18.

    jake

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style.

    Amen brother! [bwwart!]

  20. 20.

    Mike P.

    Saw it on Sullivan’s site – and even before I clicked I knew it had to be British (or maybe Japanese, but for different reasons).

  23. 23.

    RSA

    Saw it on Sullivan’s site – and even before I clicked I knew it had to be British (or maybe Japanese, but for different reasons).

    German, actually.

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    Panel members said that, in meeting with community members over the past two months, they found a great deal of confusion about when police will ask about a person’s citizenship and when they won’t.

    Now, they say, the rule is simple: Commit a crime and you’ll be asked. Don’t commit a crime and you won’t.

    I’ve seen some bullshit, and then I’ve seen this.

  25. 25.

    Goseph Gerbils

    First rule of manliness – farts is funny.

    Once you lose sight of that, time to pull the plug, Schiavo-style my finger.

    Fixed, etc.

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