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Song Pong Thread

by Tim F|  February 26, 20084:50 pm| 33 Comments

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Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame, but I know.

It’s The Other Steve‘s Fault.

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  1. 1.

    myiq2xu

    February 26, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    This place wasn’t geeky enough already?

  2. 2.

    Tim F.

    February 26, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Lay on, Macduff, and woe to he who cries hold, enough!

  3. 3.

    Ninerdave

    February 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Wow.

  4. 4.

    caustics

    February 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    I am forced to play The Shaggs card. I never thought it would come to this.

  5. 5.

    Tom Hilton

    February 26, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    When I was at UCSC, he was still teaching there–a couple of math classes, and a class in musical theatre. I have a friend who took the latter.

  6. 6.

    Tlaloc

    February 26, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    My brain hates you. My intestine is indifferent to you.

  7. 7.

    Punchy

    February 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    /stares at a completely blank screen, curses work filter for the 5,211th time

  8. 8.

    demimondian

    February 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Zero marks out of four.

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    February 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    It’s The Other Steve’s Fault.

    So much for the “Website of Personal Responsibility”.

    This can only hurt the Democrats’ chances in November.

  10. 10.

    The Other Steve

    February 26, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Oh, you just wait until I get home, and I slap some gem sweater on your ass.

    Work banning youtube has destroyed my productivity!

  11. 11.

    over it

    February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Something a bit more…ummmm….soulful? ;)

  12. 12.

    demimondian

    February 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Speaking of the Democrat’s chances in November (and Tom Lehrer, too), I think McCain’s Presidency is going to be a blast.

  13. 13.

    Studly Pantload

    February 26, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Alas, Senator Stevens would seem to have constipated my employer’s YouTubes. And with today’s go-for-the-throat catfight reasoned debate on the issues set to dominate my evening, I fear I’ll never get current on just what the hey is going on, here.

  14. 14.

    Dennis - SGMM

    February 26, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    So, the gloves are off: Tiny Tim: “Do You Think I’m Sexy?

  15. 15.

    Zifnab

    February 26, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    So its a shouting match you want?

  16. 16.

    demimondian

    February 26, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Thanks, Dennis. My eyes needed a good bleeding.

  17. 17.

    Jake

    February 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I hope that in the near future you wake up and realize you’ll have to chew off your arm to get away from Jonah Goldberg.

  18. 18.

    Dennis - SGMM

    February 26, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Thanks, Dennis. My eyes needed a good bleeding.

    Always glad to be of help! Sometime back in the early Sixties,I saw Tiny Tim live at The Glad Hand in Sausalito, CA.
    The word “unique” was coined for the man. RIP, Tiny Tim (b:1932, d:1996).

  19. 19.

    myiq2xu

    February 26, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Always glad to be of help! Sometime back in the early Sixties,I saw Tiny Tim live at The Glad Hand in Sausalito, CA.

    I was too young for concerts back then but I used to have TT’s album “Tiptoe thru the Tulips.”

    I remember him on “Laugh-in” which was unique too.

  20. 20.

    DrDave

    February 26, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    I think Bush learned fiscal responsibility listening to “New Math.” Which he clearly didn’t get.

  21. 21.

    Svensker

    February 26, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    I lost my LP of this, so was thrilled to find it on yt. It should make your eyes, ears and brain bleed. :)

  22. 22.

    myiq2xu

    February 26, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    I hope that in the near future you wake up and realize you’ll have to chew off your arm to get away from Jonah Goldberg.

    Imagine the Cheeto-stained sheets smeared with Aqua-Lube and try not to puke.

  23. 23.

    myiq2xu

    February 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    I lost my LP of this, so was thrilled to find it on yt. It should make your eyes, ears and brain bleed.

    How about this early casualty of political correctness?:

  24. 24.

    over it

    February 26, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Another toe-tapper (and nightmare-inducer).

    Here’s one that’s not quite so skeery.

  25. 25.

    The Other Steve

    February 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Eat it, you all!

  26. 26.

    The Other Steve

    February 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Gotta give some props to John McCain

    He apologized for the radio hack Cunningham in Cincinatti.

  27. 27.

    Jake

    February 26, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Imagine the Cheeto-stained sheets smeared with Aqua-Lube and try not to puke.

    Have you ever considered working as an “Enhanced Interrogation Specialist” you sick sadistic bastard?

  28. 28.

    skippy

    February 26, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    ok, i can’t decide which is weirder — gwar or horse the band.

  29. 29.

    jake

    February 26, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    What rhymes with song and pong?

  30. 30.

    demimondian

    February 26, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    What rhymes with song and pong?

    Prong? Bong?

    No, of couse!

    Gong!

  31. 31.

    mark

    February 27, 2008 at 12:13 am

    Another version of Lehrer’s “Elements” that’s pretty cool.

  32. 32.

    Kewalo

    February 27, 2008 at 1:48 am

    By far the funniest song by Lehrer is “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”.

    If you don’t laugh outloud at this, you are seriously lacking a sense of humor.

  33. 33.

    chopper

    February 27, 2008 at 10:25 am

    nimoy? feh. keep it gay, bitches.

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