Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

The words do not have to be perfect.

I am pretty sure Katy Tur wasn’t always such a bootlicking sycophant.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Please don’t feed the bears.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

There is one struggling party in US right now, and it’s not the Democrats.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Days Since JD Vance Insulted Women Across America: Zero

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

Let’s show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

‘Museums aren’t America’s attic for its racist shit.’

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

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  1. 1.

    Nikki

    It was a little weird to start watching a movie at 1:50 and look up 15 minutes later to see it was now 3:05.

  4. 4.

    D-Chance.

    Forget fixing the clock, can we fix Steve King? People like him don’t need to be reproducing…

  7. 7.

    jake

    Yeah. Great. I enjoy feeling semi-jet lagged without actually going anywhere. Wheee.

    This is the one of only two times of the year I really miss living in Indiana.

    Forget fixing the clock, can we fix Steve King? People like him don’t need to be reproducing…

    I would get a second job and contribute each pay check to a Spay/Neuter A Republican Whack-a-mole program. But that’s because I’m a librul fascist eugenicist.

  9. 9.

    Buck

    John, you say you have no hidden agenda, but you sound an awful lot like those idiots down at Timeis44.com

    I’m keeping an eye on you. And I’ll probably post some wise-ass, snarky comment every 10-15 minutes too!

  10. 10.

    Dennis - SGMM

    I’m getting real tired of the thinly veiled chronism that’s constantly displayed on this blog!

  12. 12.

    Krista

    All right. I’m finally buying into the hype and have downloaded WoW to try out. And I have no idea what I’m doing. Any tips?

  13. 13.

    OriGuy

    This is the one of only two times of the year I really miss living in Indiana.

    You missed the Great Indiana DST Debate. They’ve gone on DST for the last year. I still have family there, so I keep up with the news. You’d think they were going to war or something.

  14. 14.

    p.a.

    Doug Feith’s Iraq mia non culpa gets published this week. Librarians and bookstore clerks are in a tizzy on where to file it; history, fiction, fantasy, or home & garden- composting.
    Way to go Georgetown!

  15. 15.

    JWeidner

    All right. I’m finally buying into the hype and have downloaded WoW to try out. And I have no idea what I’m doing. Any tips?

    Don’t even get started. Just back away from your computer, slowly, and do something else.

  16. 16.

    jnfr

    Krista, find the quest-givers (they’ll have big yellow exclamation points over their heads and on your mini-map) and do quests. In most cases quests will get you through your levels easily.

    What class did you choose?

  17. 17.

    RSA

    Time doesn’t exist. It’s clearly another leftist ruse, just like “climate change” and Belgium.

    Has anyone ever seen France and Belgium in the same room? No? I didn’t think so.

  18. 18.

    caustics

    All right. I’m finally buying into the hype and have downloaded WoW to try out.

    I haven’t played WoW yet, but my understanding is that given enough time it becomes the gaming equivalent of hearing this song in your head constantly.

  19. 19.

    Krista

    Krista, find the quest-givers (they’ll have big yellow exclamation points over their heads and on your mini-map) and do quests. In most cases quests will get you through your levels easily.

    What class did you choose?

    I haven’t chosen anything yet — I’m still reading the “Getting Started” section to figure out what I want to do.

  20. 20.

    The Other Steve

    Democrats just picked up Denny Hastert’s seat in Illinois in a special election.

  21. 21.

    demimondian

    John, what kind of chrono-authoritarian are you, anyway? What gave you the right to say that my clocks are “broken”? They’re different from yours, sure — but that’s because it’s a different time here than it is there.

    So stop lying about your temporal experience!

  22. 22.

    demimondian

    Democrats just picked up Denny Hastert’s seat in Illinois in a special election.

    Denny Hastert’s “seat” was available for pickup?

    Typical Republican.

  23. 23.

    tBone

    All right. I’m finally buying into the hype and have downloaded WoW to try out. And I have no idea what I’m doing.

    You’re committing all of your free time to an endless devouring black hole of nerdy fun, that’s what you’re doing.

    Denny Hastert’s “seat” was available for pickup?

    If you have a crane, maybe. All of the trusses and steel reinforcements make it considerably heavier than a normal chair.

  24. 24.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    We’re an empire now, and when we set your clocks forward, we create our own time zones. And while you’re studying those time zones—judiciously, as you will—we’ll act again, creating other new time zones, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re chronology’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.

  25. 25.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    Stop calling it Daylight Savings Time. The new term is “Time Surge”. You gotta support the clocks.

  29. 29.

    demimondian

    jrg — I’m not surprised by the comments…but without a source, I can’t credit them, either.

    All you’ve got is a video with some very low-quality audio — and with some obvious audio editing glitches. We can’t be sure that it’s real.

  30. 30.

    demimondian

    The time change is an Obamist plot to shorten the time between now and the Democratic convention (thus keeping Clinton from locking the nomination up), and then to lengthen the last week to give the Republicans more time in their final money dump to seat McCain.

    Way to go, MUPpets!

  32. 32.

    demimondian

    Stop calling it Daylight Savings Time. The new term is “Time Surge”. You gotta support the clocks.

    Get a grip, man!

    You know that it’s not really a surge — in JUST A FEW MONTHS, we’ll need to Fall Back to our previous posture. It’s just another name for an escalation.

  34. 34.

    demimondian

    Shabazz…how can anything be OT on an Open Thread? Inquiring minds and all that.

    Seriously…I wish we had a freeking Truman commission. These guys should be facing criminal charges, exposed as the rank profiteers they are, and closed down. Whatever happened to the “power of the subpoena”?

  36. 36.

    Shabbazz

    >> Shabazz…how can anything be OT on an Open Thread? Inquiring minds and all that.

    Ha — well, it wasn’t “officially” declared an open thread, so I was just covering all my bases.

    The power of the subpoena was rendered “quaint” the second Harriet Myers was allowed to perform her no-show routine. Remember, in this country, the Decider makes all the decisions and he’s decided that neither he nor his party nor their benefactors have ever done anything worth investigating.

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