Matt Yglesias spends entirely too much time worrying about the threat from robots, pirates and (presumably) robot pirate zombies. The real threat, as everyone knows, is me.
Before anyone complains, all I have to ask is whether any of you can sing eight octaves. Can you even find three people who collectively cover eight octaves? No? Then pipe down and enjoy.
Stupid Snopes. Still, “possibly close to six octaves” is better than your average Hannukah cantor.