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You are here: Home / Humorous / What’s Dick Lookin’ At?

What’s Dick Lookin’ At?

by Michael D.|  April 11, 20088:59 am| 35 Comments

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It’s all over the Web, so it may as well be here, too.

The White House says the reflection is an arm holding a fishing pole. Whatever it is, Cheney seems quite taken with it. If it is a naked chick, it’s the ugliest naked chick possible.

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  1. 1.

    Dennis - SGMM

    April 11, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Linked article says he was fly fishing. Maybe they meant “Fishing for his fly.”

  2. 2.

    cleek

    April 11, 2008 at 9:09 am

    it’s his hand.
    hi-res version here

  3. 3.

    4tehlulz

    April 11, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Dick’s into dickgirls.

  4. 4.

    Halteclere

    April 11, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Here is the official high-res picture (assuming that it hasn’t been retouched).

    The reflection is clearly of a hand grasping the end of a fishing rod.

  5. 5.

    Xenos

    April 11, 2008 at 9:40 am

    He is shark-fishing, and he is using a plucked chicken for bait.

  6. 6.

    Stooleo

    April 11, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Seconds later, he ripped her chest open and plucked out her still beating heart.

  7. 7.

    Keith

    April 11, 2008 at 9:44 am

    It’s an arm holding a cat-o-nine-tails.

  8. 8.

    Michael Keyes

    April 11, 2008 at 10:00 am

    The White House is wrong, it is a fishing rod. There is a distinct difference in the construction and use of a fishing pole vs. a fishing rod.

    Of course no one really cares :grin: but it is a pet peeve of mine since I wrote a book on the subject.

  9. 9.

    Michael

    April 11, 2008 at 10:11 am

    http://www.wildvoice.com/emperorwal/Posts/Cheney-s-Eyes

    Yes, hand holding fishing rod

  10. 10.

    annagranfors

    April 11, 2008 at 10:11 am

    Cheney’s never smiled at a naked chick in his life. naked ambition and naked corruption, he smiles at.

  11. 11.

    Cris

    April 11, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I can’t study the reflection, because I’m too drawn to Cheney’s face that looks uncannily like Peter Boyle’s version of Frankenstein’s monster.

  12. 12.

    Cris

    April 11, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Also, I assume without checking that the Photoshop gods at Something Awful and FARK are already all over this.

  13. 13.

    JasonC

    April 11, 2008 at 10:15 am

    he just shot a man to watch him die.

  14. 14.

    b. hussein canuckistani

    April 11, 2008 at 10:20 am

    He’s smiling because he just poked a naked woman in the eye with a fishing rod.
    She’s lucky he didn’t have a gun.

  15. 15.

    Danton

    April 11, 2008 at 10:49 am

    I’ve been fly fishing for over 40 years. Most people who pursue the sport, in my experience, practice catch and release, donate money to conservation organizations, and often volunteer to clean up or protect riparian habitats.

    Cheney does none of this, I’d wager. He’s out there to kill as many fish as possible.

  16. 16.

    JackieBinAZ

    April 11, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Excuse me while i go take about a half-dozen hot showers.

  17. 17.

    b. hussein canuckistani

    April 11, 2008 at 11:20 am

    You know, I’m pretty sure this is fake. When Cheney wants to fish, he has a shotgun and a barrel.

  18. 18.

    rob!

    April 11, 2008 at 11:28 am

    i don’t believe Dick Chaney is turned on by anything other than the brutal wielding of power.

  19. 19.

    Dennis - SGMM

    April 11, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Considering the way Cheney “hunts” the gov must be paying a pretty penny to have those SCUBA divers attach the fis to Cheney’s line.

  20. 20.

    Dennis - SGMM

    April 11, 2008 at 11:37 am

    ummm, fish

  21. 21.

    w vincentz

    April 11, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I’m guessin’ he’ll be charged with “assault with a dead weapon”…by the piscatorials, of course.

  22. 22.

    Red

    April 11, 2008 at 11:54 am

    If it is a naked chick, it’s the ugliest naked chick possible.

    No, that’s not Barbara Bush.

  23. 23.

    Ninerdave

    April 11, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    The White House is wrong, it is a fishing rod. There is a distinct difference in the construction and use of a fishing pole vs. a fishing rod.

    Ok, I’ll bite, what’s the difference?

  24. 24.

    Psycheout

    April 11, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Vice President Cheney holding his rod. So what? Next you’ll say his daughter (who has a child by the way) likes girls or that he said a bad word on the Senate floor.

    For the record, he said “Good luck, yourself.” This even after being provoked by Senator Leaky Leahy. Given enough blind hatred, libtards will believe anything.

    I’m glad to see that even the unhinged loons here at Balloon Juice refused to take the, er, bait.

  25. 25.

    Ellison, Ellensburg, Ellers, and Lambchop

    April 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Yeah, but if this were a reflection in Barack Obama’s sunglasses, the blogs on the right would be calling for martial law, virgin sacrifices, and for all black men and Democrat women to be hanged by the neck until dead.

    Isn’t that how the “hypothetical hysteria argument” goes, John?

  26. 26.

    Pooh

    April 11, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Vaguely reminds me of the days when Patrick Swayze was teh hawt. There was a spread on him in people, including a shot of him diving into a pool wearing a speedo. A speedo which may have become, er, dislodged. The official explanation from his people that the image was in fact a “piece of string.”

    Talk about the explanation being worse than the original act…

  27. 27.

    chopper

    April 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    its not like this picture, where he’s poppin a boner sittin next to a little girl.

  28. 28.

    jake

    April 11, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Knowing Dick and judging from his smile, he’s looking at a kitten that’s about to get one hell of a headache.

  29. 29.

    w vincentz

    April 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Do you first catch the trout and THEN waterboard it?
    And another question…did his hunting buddy, the guy that found his face full of birdshot, go on the “fishing expedition” with Darth, and manage to find a size 14 light cahill dry lodged in his right eyeball?
    Just askin’.

  30. 30.

    Jamey

    April 11, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    He’s probably thinking about the first time he ordered a detainee tortured. When he was eleven. And the detainee was his dad.

  31. 31.

    w vincentz

    April 11, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    It’s not his hand. It’s Jenna.

  32. 32.

    Delia

    April 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    It’s the Devil come for his soul.

    Robert Johnson got to launch to blues in return for his soul. Shooter got to screw up the world.

  33. 33.

    frogspawn

    April 11, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Is it just me, or does he look kinda like the Penguin sans cigarette holder in this picture?

  34. 34.

    Dave_Violence

    April 11, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    That’s a really badass photo.

  35. 35.

    bernarda

    April 12, 2008 at 4:48 am

    So, Cheney’s defense is that he prefers a fisherman’s arm, and I suppose the hand attached, to a naked woman.

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