Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Bark louder, little dog.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

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PS- I have been forwarded emails from Red State asserting that the Clinton campaign skull-fucks kittens to death. Will the Clinton campaign care to respond to these rumors, since we now know that all Democratic candidates have to respond to right-wing bullshit this primary? Inquiring minds want to know, and I will be attaching any more evidence I can get from the Powerline and Fox News as it becomes available.

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  1. 1.

    Kynn

    Will the Clinton campaign care to respond to these rumors, since we now know that all Democratic candidates have to respond to right-wing bullshit this primary?

    I think for their response they should hire this rapper guy to read it.

  2. 2.

    garage mahal

    Why are Obama supporters the bitterest most unhappy motherfuckers on the face of the planet? They can quote Dick Morriss on the front page of their blog, and rehash every single conspiratorial boilerplate wingnut fantasy, twist, contort, and flat out lie as they dissect to the molecular level every single sentence by a Clinton or supporter. Obama says something incredibly fucking stupid again, go walk by the family dog and kick it in the balls as hard as possible.

  5. 5.

    calipygian

    Its funny because it implies that Hillary has a penis. And since the only thing Hillary is attacking at this point is Obama, its dubble funny because it supports the assertion that Obama is a pussy.

    Its a toofer!

  6. 6.

    Ted

    And since the only thing Hillary is attacking at this point is Obama, its dubble funny because it supports the assertion that Obama is a pussy.

    I’ve already seen the “Obama-not-quite-heterosexual” meme gaining steam in wingnuttia. Perhaps we’ll hear more about it from them.

  7. 7.

    JackieBinAZ

    Obama says something incredibly fucking stupid again, go walk by the family dog and kick it in the balls as hard as possible.

    You should try it sometime … it breaks up the monotony of all that kitten skull fucking and as well as giving your dick a rest.

  9. 9.

    Rick Taylor

    Probably most people have seen this already, but I haven’t been able to express my feelings on this matter nearly as well as Digby has:

    I thought I was long past the point of being shocked at anything the Bush administration did. They suspended the constitution after 9/11 and set forth a series of legal opinions that said the president can do anything he deems necessary to “protect the country.” Once you truly absorb that fact, it’s hard to be emotionally affected by anything else you learn.

    But I was wrong. This shocks me. The president of the United States casually admits on television that he approved of his national security team personally deciding which specific torture techniques should be used against prisoners. . .

  11. 11.

    Rick Taylor

    Really this should have been in the thread a while back expressing frustration that anyone would still try to say Bill Clinton’s personal integrity was less than George Bush’s, except that Bush only just recently admitted water boarding was authorized at the highest levels of government and he knew about it all along.

    Bill Clinton:
    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman. . .”

    George Bush:
    “We do not torture”

  12. 12.

    calipygian

    Bill Clinton:
    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman. . .”

    George Bush:
    “We do not torture”

    No equivilance. After all, rational people knew that Bill Clinton skull-fucked Monica, but, like rational people who don’t butt into people’s private lives, they didn’t give a shit.

    Rational people know that the United States now tortures and its leadership attempted to suspend as much of the Constitution as they could get away with, but, Republicans didn’t give a shit.

    “Liebruls” like orgasms.

    Bush apologist Republicans like torture.

    Kinda scary, huh?

    I guess Bush apologist Republicans like orgasms too, as long as they are paying for them or its with underage boys.

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