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Love It!

by Michael D.|  April 18, 20085:24 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

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New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Thursday that whoever wins the presidency in November, “at least we’ll have an adult in office who can lead and accomplish something.”

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  1. 1.

    merl

    April 18, 2008 at 5:26 am

    no shit. unless of course, Juan McBush is somehow elected.

  2. 2.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    April 18, 2008 at 5:45 am

    In McCain’s case, that may be a bit too adult, gerontologically speaking.

  3. 3.

    TR

    April 18, 2008 at 6:10 am

    Daaaaaaamn.

  4. 4.

    Wilfred

    April 18, 2008 at 6:39 am

    Let me be the first to sing “Ding dong, the witch is dead…”

    Ongoing nomination fight hurting Clinton more than Obama

    WASHINGTON (AP) — In a dramatic reversal, an Associated Press-Yahoo! News poll found that a clear majority of Democratic voters now say Sen. Barack Obama has a better chance of defeating Republican Sen. John McCain in November than Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

    While Obama and Clinton are both sustaining dents and dings from their lengthy presidential fight, the former first lady is clearly suffering more. Democratic voters no longer see her as the party’s strongest contender for the White House.

  5. 5.

    cmorenc

    April 18, 2008 at 6:43 am

    Too bad Hillary sees the campaign as a demolition derby, where it doesn’t matter how bad your car gets trashed, so long as you don’t take a hit in your engine’s radiator. She must think she gets a new car (a Hummer at that) to compete in the next round, if she somehow survives this one.

  6. 6.

    jake

    April 18, 2008 at 7:44 am

    He’s funny. I didn’t pay much attention to Bloomie until he told everyone to calm the fuck down after those grumpy old men were caught “plotting” to blow up JFK’s fuel tanks. If Ghooliani had been in office it would have been a Martial Law free-for all.

    In McCain’s case, that may be a bit too adult, gerontologically speaking.

    Second childhood.

  7. 7.

    Phoebe

    April 18, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    If it were going to be Guiliani vs. Clinton, he’d be running as an Independent by now, and he’d have my vote. That’s what this is.

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