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by Tim F|  April 26, 200812:11 pm| 11 Comments

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Some more games that might make me buy a Nintendo (a few via commenters in an earlier thread):

Wii Polo
Mario Curling
Wii Bearbaiting
Wii Pottery
Wii Breakdancing
Wii Interpretive Dance
Leisure Suit Wii

Me, I’m going to enjoy the great spring weather. Chat about whatever until I get back.

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  1. 1.

    Pseudofool

    April 26, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Wii Blogging
    Wii Campaign
    Wii Air balloon
    Wii Pole dance
    Wii Beat Hillary Clinton in the Backroom
    Wii Beer

  2. 2.

    RSA

    April 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Don’t forget Wii Anal Intruder, Wii Sofa Crack Hunting, and Wii Generic Ready-to-Hand Projectile.

  3. 3.

    Ted

    April 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Seems like the Wii controller would be suitable for a game called Wii Wanking.

  4. 4.

    calipygian

    April 26, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Wii Hookers and Beer.

    Then I’m buying.

  5. 5.

    JGabriel

    April 26, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    And be on the lookout for these new titles:

    Wii Sims: Fetish Bar! ™

    Wii Garden Hose

    Wii Pundit (Conservatives start with a 2000 point media advantage)

  6. 6.

    MJ

    April 26, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Tim here is game for you:

    Super Pii Pii Brothers; Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan

    From the link:

    According to the Japanese text on the box “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.” What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun!

    LOL…

  7. 7.

    RSA

    April 26, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Indeed, that was one of the games that sparked this thread. . . (I think it’s hilarious too.)

  8. 8.

    Soylent Green

    April 26, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    What you said earlier. I want curling. It’s my favorite winter games sport.

  9. 9.

    bago

    April 26, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Pfft. With Condemned 2 you get the greatest hobo beating simulator ever!

    Watch this review.

  10. 10.

    jake

    April 26, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Wii-litism!

  11. 11.

    bartkid

    April 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Wii Tai Chi

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