This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. My personal favs are:
#1- Old is the new hope
#9- Obliterating the Middle East is on his bucket list.
by John Cole| 89 Comments
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This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. My personal favs are:
#1- Old is the new hope
#9- Obliterating the Middle East is on his bucket list.
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cbear
If you like that, you gotta see the Real McCain.
r€nato
hard to choose. My faves: “Got Old? John McCain!” “John McCain for President! And Go Fuck Yourself!” “He won’t hesitate to bomb global warming!”
jrg
“Possible Mascots: Pitbull, Orville Redenbacher, Dolphin jumping over sunrise (angry dolphin)”.
That’s hilarious.
cbear
“Fuck YOU, my friends”.
r€nato
“John McCain: Not As Crazy As He Sounds”
Dennis - SGMM
Forget what you know about John McCain – he has.
jrg
This is pretty funny, too (via C&L).
Really, though, McCain is dangerous. He was just on the Daily Show talking about how he’d be the “terrorist’s” “worst nightmare”. The man is unstable at best.
Soylent Green
“If you have diabetes, and are on Medicare, you may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Mutual.”
Oh, sorry, that’s Wilford Brimley’s slogan.
r€nato
“John McCain: He Once Shot A Man In Reno, Just To Watch Him Die”
cbear
“McCain, the choice of trollops and c-nts everywhere”
bonus bumper sticker-
“C-nts for McCain”
(I’m truly sorry, but somebody had to go there)
r€nato
In Your Guts, You Know He’s Nuts
(recycled but still funny)
bootlegger
WTF! That ain’t real.
Also, that could be his catch phrase.
mrrichardfeder
As usual, The Onion was there first …
nightjar
“Youth is a disease I can cure”
TenguPhule
“Fuckstain McCain: Never pulls out when it counts.”
Incertus
John McCain–Meaner than Father Jack Hackett.
Davis X. Machina
America, GET OFF MY LAWN!
Splitting Image
“Two For America: John McCain and Somebody Sane”.
ThymeZone
“I’ve had an erection that lasted more than six hours. Should I call the White House doctor?”
shera
Grandpa Simpson dubbed over McCain is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in ages. I especially love the theme song.
KRK
John McCain thinks the League of Nations still exists.
So I’m thinking he’d consider “A Chicken in Every Pot” to be just the kind of forward-looking slogan to really draw in the younger voters.
Jon H
John McCain: Missed 5 and a half years of bombing, and intends to make up for lost time.
Rick Taylor
This is off topic, but I’m not sure where to put it It seems the Clinton campaign will not be making a graceful end.
Ok, I’m doing my best to avoid jumping to conclusions, but I don’t see how to read it, other than the Clinton campaign is now arguing that the super-delegates need to over-rule the pledged delegate count because it doesn’t give enough weight to white peoples’ votes; which necessarily implies it’s giving too much weight to African American votes. Some reporter really needs to press her on the argument she’s making here. Are black working class not people you need to worry about winning over if you’re a Democrat? Does she really want her final arguments to be on the order of, I won among white people, and that’s what matters?
The Grand Panjandrum
John McCombover: Hair today, none tomorrow.
Notorious P.A.T.
Clinton rejected any idea that her emphasis on white voters could be interpreted as racially divisive.
Whew, I feel much better now.
jake
He has a don’t ask, don’t tell policy in regard to racism.
He has an American flag pin lodged in his colon.
Kathy
I accidentally read #18 and 19 together and thought they were funnier that way.
“Elect John McCain or else he will be roaming the streets – Like your Grandfather.”
Hysterical list!
Dennis - SGMM
John McCain: In your heart you know he’s white.
John McCain: Reclaiming America’s future, one nap at a time.
Tom Brandt
This is OT, but John’s email address ([email protected]) doesn’t seem to work so I am posting it here.
Your RSS feed seems to be broken – or at least Bloglines thinks it is. I stopped receiving your feed sometime Wednesday. I rescribed to the feed, but Bloglines says there is some unspecified error.
I can’t tell if this is a problem on your end or with Bloglines. Anyway, I thought you might like to know.
4tehlulz
shorter clinton: Nigga be stealing my White House!
Original Lee
McCain for President: I’m too old to be deluded by hope.
Scrutinizer
Well, as for that—
Jake
John McCain has fallen and he can’t get up.
wasabi gasp
A Return to Classic Conservatism: His Bicycle Has a Fuckin’ Huge Front Wheel.
JackieBinAZ
McCain: Change you can depend on!
… er, I mean, Change my Depends!
Svensker
The Negroes stole our dates!
Punchy
“I don’t need a wheelchair, just a McCane”
“If I can beat the gooks, I can beat this n#ggah. And I’m old, so I’m allowed so say such racist things. The Grandpa Rule, bitches”
“Yawn McCain for Preznit”
“Elect me, and I promise…er….zzzzzzzz”
“Y’all never seen a black man in the WH? Well, you ALSO never had a c#nt and trollop as yer First Lady!”
Ugh
Adapted from here.
McCain: An Old Poop
peach flavored shampoo
MC Cane:
I’ll tax the poor, drop some bombs, and subsidize Cheetos.
JoyP
I like #21 – He makes Rambo look well-adjusted.
Kathy
Sorry this is off topic, but I’ve heard some people bring up the idea of Obama retiring Hil’s campaign debt (MSNBC). Since this site has so many Obama contributors, what do you think? I gave $60.00 and while I hate the idea of it going to Mark Penn, I think I can live with it if and only if it would end this thing. (However, Obama must be clear, not a dime of it comes until November, I don’t trust the Clintons as far I can throw them)
Jen
Mmm, maybe because balloon has two O’s?
McCain: Like Bush, but Older and Angrier
(It’s not really that funny, but it seems to be true. I really can imagine several ways in which he’d be worse than Bush.)
Jen
Yeah, I don’t think so. They reported, what $109 million in earnings over 7 years and she’s evidently bound and determined to continue her campaign even though contributions have dried up? Then she can pay for it. I figure in those 7 years they earned $108.7 million more than me…
Dennis - SGMM
That way she can use her money to stab him in the back in 2012.
Jen
Plus, I’m not a good lawyer, but I expect there are probably restrictions on how one can spend campaign donations, and logically one of those restrictions should be “don’t give it to the competition”.
chopper
we need to remember to use the sort of language of mccain’s time.
don’t take a brodie, get on the trolley with mccain!
Xenos
Hillary should have to eat any debt incurred since March 5. Maybe if she had not stirred the pot in a GOP way, I would have some mercy. Why reward such asshattery?
The Grand Panjandrum
I see no problem with Obama paying off her debts to small vendors. Mark Penn and her personal loans are another matter entirely. They are both very rich people and could stand to eat a few salads anyway.
Kathy
Yeah, I hate the idea of rewarding her fucked up bigoted, Rovian campaign, yet perhaps better this than putting her on the ticket?
Jen, I’m not sure about the finance laws either, but with the FEC out to lunch who enforces? Fox can make a big deal out of it but McCain’s got his own finance issues, I don’t know if going there might hurt more than help.
Before I get dumped on, I totally hate and loathe Hillary and if she keeps up the I appeal to white voters who matter more than she shouldn’t get a penny (and yes I am white but I’m also an egghead).
Punchy
/puts ‘stop payment’ on Jen’s check, re-checks Yellow Pages for “Good Lawyers”…
wasabi gasp
McCain: Hard Problems. Hard Solutions. Hard Candy.
ThymeZone
“Please ask your brother not to park the beer truck in front of the White House.”
Kathy
I like GP’s suggestion, not quite sure how you would do it (get a list of creditors from Hil’s campaign and pay them directly?) It certainly makes more sense than paying off Penn or Hillary’s personal loan. If anyone is interested this piece in the Guardian makes a lot of sense and these arguments apply to the debt issue as well:
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/james_poulos/2008/05/nuclear_option.html
r€nato
John McCain: Like A Rock… An Angry, Senile Rock.
Svensker "Egghead" Hussein
John McCain: Not too smart to have a beer with.
AkaDad
McCain: Older Than Television
Jen
Bwahahahahaha…
whew
/wipes eyes
Here’s Josh Marshall channeling me on this debts idea…
zzyzx
Our old friend p.lusasiak announced that he will be sitting out the general now. Why am I not surprised?
Rick Taylor
How does Hillary Clinton win the nomination? By appealing to white people. Youtube audio here. Maybe super-delegates should weight each black vote at 85% when considering who to support? She should drop out now.
r€nato
John McCain: Because There Are 160 Nations We’re Still Not At War With!
W Hackwhacker
Dammit! McCain! Dammit!
Dennis - SGMM
Hopefully that means relief from his bizarre comments as well.
4tehlulz
He might as well vote for McCain. In fact, I bet he will.
Rick Taylor
They’re doing it on purpose. Ferraro wasn’t an aberration. It’s the message: Hillary should win because the choice the white working class people. Here’s another Clinton supporter. It’s fascinating to find that white people are the ones most impacted by the recession. And to think, I didn’t take the charges of race baiting against the campaign seriously.
4tehlulz
Wait, I thought only the dark hordes could race bait. You’re telling me white people can too?
The Grand Panjandrum
Boo fucking hoo.
Obama’s declaring victory on May 20.
PeterJ
You wish.
He’ll be posting anti-Obama screed over there and pop in here with his crap.
A “lost” vote for Obama would have been a small price to pay for not hearing from him again.
leinie
The MUP doesn’t need to take the unity so far as to pay HRC’s debts. If I wanted to give to her, if I thought that fuck Penn should get paid, I would have.
MUP wants to retire somebody’s campaign debts, he can help someone like Chris Dodd, who actually endorsed and supports him and shit.
I have a real issue with money I donated to him being used to pay off her debts for attempting to kneecap him, and the objection gets bigger with financing what will be inevitably used by the GOP.
MUP needs to kill this particular idea or the donations might start to dry up, you know?
Soylent Green
McCain slogan:
“I lived through the Great Depression. So if you think times are tough now, boo fucking hoo.”
Rick Taylor
And to top it off, his declaring it’s because Obama has been “race baiting.” And right when the Clinton campaign has decided to make she should win because she appeals to whites their talking point.
Doug H. (Fausto no more)
I give him, and anyone else stomping their feet and holding their breath, a week or two to wait and see if things calm down. Then I’ll tell ’em to man up, Nancy
Doug H. (Fausto no more)
patronizing.luk has been acting Mighty White as of late. I’m sure some of his best friends are black, though.
The Other Steve
That’s a very sexist thing to say.
Soylent Green
Oops I should have read Panjandrum’s comment first. Used the same phrase by coincidence.
I don’t buy the analysis that Hillary will contest his victory declaration, at least not sincerely. She knows her push for claiming MI and FL as her private reserve is bullshit, but it is red meat to her supporters, and she needs their money. She has to drag this out as long as possible and throw them whatever delusions float their boat until she gets her finances in order.
I’d like to see her go on the 20th but her best face-saving move would be to stay in until all the voting is done. By then the superdels will have made MI and FL moot.
Nothing amazes me more about her hardcore followers than their ethics-free desire to count all of Michigan’s delegates as their own.
Dennis - SGMM
”We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
Grand Moff Texan
Lukasiak is over on sadly, no! right now, pushing the same bullshit he got punked for over here yesterday.
And the day before.
And the day before.
.
Jon H
It’s 3AM. The phone is ringing in the White House. “Where the hell did I put my teeth?”
grandpajohn
Yeah along with everybody else in the world related to diabetes supply
When diagnosed as having diabetes, the first thing you learn is NEVER buy a glucose testing meter,somebody is just itching to give you a free one. Why? because the money is in the test strips they sell you
ThymeZone
Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword
Like punching under water
You never can hit who you’re trying for
J. Mayer
Rick Taylor
Just to say, I’m completely floored today. I’ve been slowly going from liking and admiring Hillary Clinton to becoming more and more horrified by what she’s willing to do to win, but I never thought they’d go this far. I never thought they’d explicitly argue that she should be the nominee because she appeals to white people. That’s what it comes down to (and p.lusasiak reflects this).
Hillary to drop out now, for the sake of her own reputation if nothing else. And if she doesn’t, the party elders need to start putting immense pressure on her now, super-delegates need to come out now. It has to be made clear this is just unacceptable. Imagine the hysteria on left wing blogs if Republicans tried to make an argument like this? Sometimes they do, implying victories by Democrats are somehow questionable because of the disproportionate support by black voters.
Grand Moff Texan
Lukasiak and Glenn Beck are on the same page. Nice.
.
ThymeZone
Yes, I listened to the Clinton Campaign Telephone Press Conference Call yesterday (unedited on XM radio) and …
I thought I was listening to Lukasiak. The message was clear, a negro can’t win. I mean, that is the only possible reasonable interpretation of the garbage they were spewing. It was just amazing, and shocking.
The good news is … the Superdelegates are going to have none of it. They are just as horrified as we are at this crap.
w vincentz
This is OT. It has to do with the upcoming supplemental to fund the “war” (occupation). I’d post the link if I knew how, but you’ll just have to go to Afterdowningstreet.org and read Cindy’s latest rant (one of her best) for yourselves. Keep speaking Cindy!
May PEACE be with you all.
dj spellchecka
after some of mccain’s iraq comments last week i think an actual slogan could be “after iraq, no MORE wars for oil.”
Fledermaus
NOOOOOOOOO Bush done bombed my bucket!
Delia
Well, I have some old cans of dog food that I’d be happy to donate for the care and feeding of Mark Penn. My dog’s still fine, but a couple of years ago he had to upgrade to the non-corn-and-wheat made foods. Mark doesn’t look like he’s too fussy, and I’m sure if someone else would throw in a bottle of old ketchup we could tell him it’s meatloaf.
Other than that, I’d just as soon have my pittances go for Barack.
Jon H
“I thought I was listening to Lukasiak. The message was clear, a negro can’t win. I mean, that is the only possible reasonable interpretation of the garbage they were spewing.”
But she’s a fighter!
I’d think a progressive fighter would be someone who’d want to make sure the black nominee *would* get elected, rather than giving in so weakly.
Xenos
What is so special and authentic about the white non-college educated sector of society, anyway? Three hundred years of killing indians and oppressing black folks, and you can’t even get your posterior down to the community college to rack up a few credits?
What, are these midwestern underpreformers like Patriots fans (a/k/a ‘Massholes’) without the funny accents? Addled by sports and crappy beer, fiercely group-oriented and xenophobic, and ever resentful of anyone who tries to better themselves, especially fancy minorities?
These are not ‘authentic Americans’ — these are the white lumpenproletariat. They are definitely not middle class, whatever their fantasies hold out for themselves. Hillary wants them? Let her choke on ’em.
Bob Munck
Liebermann is going to be disconsolate that he’s not on the “possible mascots” list.