Via Gizmodo, this video of a remote control flying penis interrupting a Gary Kasparov speech:
I don’t even have anything clever to say.
by John Cole| 55 Comments
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Via Gizmodo, this video of a remote control flying penis interrupting a Gary Kasparov speech:
I don’t even have anything clever to say.
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Dave S.
Well, for starters it’s obviously designed to penetrate enemy airspace.
Billy K
We know.
(Sorry – I had to.)
John Cole
Well played, Dave. I was angling for a smartbomb or SDI joke and just kept coming up blank.
jake
Curse my detachable penis, always getting into trouble.
Krista
Boo….I can’t get it to play.
4tehlulz
TMI
Krista
Yay — it played at the linked website. That’s too funny. If I had one of those, I’d be heading over to the Baptist church this Sunday for some great giggles.
Mary
Oh. You were talking about the video, Krista. Got it! :-)
Keith
There’s some joke there about a weapon of ass destruction.
Ninerdave
I’m bringing one to the next Hillary rally.
Just Some Fuckhead
Teehee.
bago
Now that’s a move Kasparov didn’t see coming.
Incertus
Well, we know what porn you’ve been watching. Wait, did I reveal something about myself as well? Dammit!
ThymeZone
Thanks, just spit menudo about 18 feet onto laptop, couch, and two cats. And that stuff is sticky.
BTW, can you send me a picture?
Jon H
They forgot the radio-controlled rolling donut.
Krista
Watch out for those rotors. Yeowch!
Andrew
You spit menudo across the room? Say what?
Just Some Fuckhead
Menudo is TZCode for “box of twinkies”
Liberal Masochist
Andrew – Menudo is tripe soup, which is also is an apt description of their musical stylings.
I think I speak for everyone when I say: how do I get one of those flying penises???!!!???
Liberal Masochist
I think that video gives new meaning to the phrase “Bishop to E4”
Perry Como
More proof that Obama supporters are sexist.
Jon H
I hope that isn’t the result of someone trying to masturbate with an RC helicopter.
There have been similar injuries.
calipygian
I think this incident is based on this:
calipygian
And yes, I googled “flying penis second life attack”
The spooks in Fort Meade are going to have a blast trying to figure that one out.
Jon H
If only someone had done that at one of Larry Craig’s press conferences.
Just Some Fuckhead
If only.
r€nato
looks like it came in for a hard landing.
Funkula
Yeah, I saw this linked elsewhere, and I didn’t even bother clicking on it at that time because I assumed it was another Second Life thing.
Ned R.
Hehehe. I was waiting for John to discover this story, I admit.
Ben
I like the part when the guy jumps up, bats it out of the air, and then just coolly walks away.
jake
How do you say Cock Block in Russian?
Actually, I was wondering what the hell is wrong with those people. First they looked highly agitated (Wang of Mass Destruction at 10 o’clock!) then most of them looked annoyed and finally there’s that one old guy peering over the table like he’s not quite sure what he’s seeing.
I’m pretty sure it’s a rule that if you’re in a room when an air borne schlong starts zooming around, you have to laugh until you suffer brain damage.
jake
And of course there’s no way to watch that without thinking of this.
b-psycho
Make it a big black one, and bring someone with a cameraphone. Please.
TheFountainHead
As if Russian politics needed any more pricks.
Ted
That is some seriously sublime stuff. If I was there, that might have hypnotized me.
JGabriel
Last week or so, I made a mistake in the comments here where I confused Mark Salter with Mark McKinnon and asked why he hadn’t quit the McCain campaign as he promised to do if Obama was the nominee.
Anyway, I thought it fair to acknowledge that, in fact, Mark McKinnon has now kept his promise. Kos reports: Mark McKinnon quits McCain campaign.
Very gracious of him.
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rachel
No that isn’t even close to the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. This, for instance, is considerably weirder. (Not work safe! Not brain safe! Seriously, do not click on this link if bodymods squick you at all.)
No refs to Austin Powers yet?
reid
That happens at least once a day to me. Sometimes they come in waves, dozens of them. I could’ve sworn one of them had Hillary’s face…. Damn thing went straight for my ear.
Conservatively Liberal
I liked some of the comments at Gizmodo:
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The Flying Fickle Penis Of Fate?
Jack H.
What kind of dick does that?
shpx.ohfu
It’s a Helicockter.
nightjar
Old KGB satellite falls to earth.
Dennis - SGMM
Good thing Michelle Malkin wasn’t there. She’d have had cuts all over her face.
bad dad
I guess somebody really DOES give a flying fuck.
Dennis - SGMM
FTW!
Tsulagi
Okay, now that’s something you don’t see every day. Or wish to. But then I’m not Republican. Or Russian.
How long before one of our brilliant family values warriors takes this concept to greater depths? Of course improved with more powerful motor. Can just about see a line in a future report…Personal Effects: one wedding band; one big-ass, nitro fuel injected flying dildo.
binzinerator
Not a likely scenario. I doubt all that plus two wetsuits would fit in an overhead compartment.
binzinerator
Vid seems to be kaput. Dang.
Jody
The vid won’t work for me either. I’ve tried it at my home pc and my work mac. Odd.
shpx.ohfu
Alternate link for those aching for their fix of mechanized plastic flying dick.
Tsulagi
Much better link. Including this still picture providing a clear shot of the HeliPenis. Sure to be at the top of this year’s Xmas wish list for the massive Foley/Haggard wing of the Pub party.
binzinerator
Finally saw the vid on a search on youtube. Laughed until snot came out of my nose.
Saw a comment that said basically, you stupids in the west missed the symbolism, the flying cock means Kasparov sucks corporate Western cock.
Well, of course the “helicocker” was political commentary, but it makes sense that it’s a “Kasparov sucks western cock” message. It was a radio-controlled flying cock, after all (the radio control implying technology, UAV, and the suggestion of having a puppet-master controller). Of course it was a perfect symbol. And it was funny as hell, a gadfly-as-cock buzzing annoyingly, hovering about a pol like an aura of degeneracy made visible. If ever there were truth in advertising… Fucking brilliant.
On another note, I was aware of the possible security threat to Kasparov (or any political figure) by the radio controlled prank. There could be far worse things to steer over someone’s head than an ersatz penis.
Ted M
You see the part of the video where my wife was chasing after it?
Sarcastro
Cock and awe.
Sarcastro
Or it could have been one of those surplus Chinese Schlong March missiles.