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Colbert

by John Cole|  June 10, 200810:48 pm| 10 Comments

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All Canadians must watch what Colbert did to the theme of NHN on his show tonight.

Consider this an open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Jess

    June 10, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    For some quality snark, check out the (apparently unmoderated) comments on McCain’s golf gear site.

  2. 2.

    dorkboy

    June 10, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Jess Says:

    For some quality snark, check out the (apparently unmoderated) comments on McCain’s golf gear site.

    Oh man, that’s some tasty snark! Yum!

  3. 3.

    BJ

    June 10, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    I saw what he did to the HNIC, (as in, Hockey Night In Canada), theme. What the hell is the NHN?

  4. 4.

    nightjar

    June 10, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    It seems the American invasion of Iraq has brought a craze in body building and steroids al la carte for every one. Why not have a country armed to the teeth and juiced with roid-rage. Especially if permanent war is the plan.

    He says he is judicious about whom he sells steroids to and says they can be used safely. As their physiques have improved, Torkey and other bodybuilders who compete in tournaments have grown fond of veterinary steroids, which he said produce quicker results than regular ones.

    But he doesn’t recommend them to everyone. “Those who are amateurs, we give them something else,” he said

  5. 5.

    Kirby

    June 10, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    Does this mean we now have to start referring to it as the TSN theme song? The CTV Olympic coverage theme song? The song formerly known as Prince?

  6. 6.

    pharniel

    June 11, 2008 at 7:53 am

    warning: nerd rage

    HR 4279 needs to be stopped in the senate

    it’s another asset forfeture law where if you have a file of ‘dubious origin’ (read, any p2p service, ever) the government can confiscate your computer

    yes, that means downloading a wow patch via bittorrent == by by computer

    details here

    http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?no_d2=1&sid=08/06/11/0213244

    http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h110-4279

    it’s from a democrat and passed w/out comment.
    it also creates a copywrite cops office of the government.

    frankly the senate has much more important things to deal with and i’ve seen 0 geek poliblog coverage of this thing.
    good test of obama and hillery and the senate big wigs if they can throttle this abomination in the crib.

    because we totally neeed another ‘war on ..’ in our government.

  7. 7.

    4tehlulz

    June 11, 2008 at 9:02 am

    HAHA OH WOW

    “President Bush regrets his legacy as man who wanted war”

    Not an Onion article. Really.

    “I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric.”

    Phrases such as “bring them on” or “dead or alive”, he said, “indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace”.

  8. 8.

    passerby

    June 11, 2008 at 9:54 am

    “I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric.”

    Phrases such as “bring them on” or “dead or alive”, he said, “indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace”.

    Earlier this week we witnessed Laura Bush’s out of the blue, sympathetic posture toward Michelle Obama’s “proud of America” comment and now, W’s apparent softening (rueful??)attitude regarding his assholic stance on the war.

    Hmm…what’s up?

    Could this be indicative of the contrite behavior one adopts when one knows the jig is up? I think the net is tightening around the Bush regime. His international banking pals have put their foot(s) down on the ponzi scheme and are choking off the money.

    I think (hope) the Bush regime’s got no where to run right now. Laura was in Afghanistan, W’s making a Euro farewell tour (including the Vatican, ahem)but,why now?.

    Now that they’ve run the dollar into the ground, they’re running around Europe and the Middle East, knocking on all kinds of bankers doors but, no one’s letting them in.

    The Chickens are coming home to roost.

    Get the popcorn. Tinfoil hats optional.

    T

  9. 9.

    D-Chance.

    June 11, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Obama wants to give asthmatic patients a breathalyzer. Must be the onset of Alzheimer’s…

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