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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2008 / A Question For the History Buffs

A Question For the History Buffs

by John Cole|  June 12, 200811:26 am| 138 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, General Stupidity

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Has any other candidate for President been required to prominently andpublicly display his/her birth certificate to prove they are American (particularly after they have already won the nomination)?

If so, I am unaware of this happening. If not, I guess this is just more proof of Geraldine Ferraro’s thoughtful “black guys have it easy” thesis.

*** Update ***

The verdict from the lunatic fringe- it isn’t good enough! the birth certificate needs additional debunking. A genealogist needs to be summoned to determine whether or not Obama’s father is indeed “African.”

You think I am kidding? Check out the comments at Hot Air.

*** Update #2 **

I am looking at my original birth certificate right now, from WV, and it does not specify what hospital I was born in, or what time I was born. Interestingly enough, it does not ask what “race” I am, it simply asks what color I am (“White”, the birth certificate informs us). Although if we wanted to haggle, sometimes when I have had too much sun I take on a pinkish red. Clearly there is a conspiracy in WV regarding my birth.

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  1. 1.

    The Moar You Know

    June 12, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Oh, for fuck’s sake. The reichtards seem to be succeeding in their plans to drown us all in irrelevant bullshit.

  2. 2.

    Kevin

    June 12, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Weird, this is actually the first I’ve heard of this ridiculous rumor.

    I’ve never heard of such demands in previous elections, either.

  3. 3.

    gypsy howell

    June 12, 2008 at 11:37 am

    So will they make McCain release his, so we can get into a good, substantive debate about whether being born in Panama qualifies as being born in the United States?

  4. 4.

    ThymeZone

    June 12, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Barack will need to wear two lapel pins now:

    The flag pin, and his birth certificate pin.

    Also his I Love Jesus pin, his I Support the Troops pin, his God Bless America pin, and his Remember the Maine pin.

    Actually, he will have so many pins, a body man will have to follow him around with a pin board in order to display them.

    Let us thank the GOP for turning the American Experiment into an exercise in navel-gazing superstitious symbolism.

    Luckily, we have a media that is well suited to advancing this vision of our politics.

  5. 5.

    Tzal

    June 12, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Go check out Sadly, No. They have Fox’s latest missive, with Michelle Malkin thrown in for good measure. Also, check out some of the links in the comments.

  6. 6.

    David Hunt

    June 12, 2008 at 11:40 am

    I’m not a history buff, but I seriously doubt that this has ever come up before, especially for anyone at this stage of a Presidential election. If a candidate wasn’t a natural-born citizen, that fact would have been exposed long before this point in the race. The only reason that it’s happening now is as an obvious slur to keep (near)rational-minded Republican and near-Republicans from defecting to Obama in November

  7. 7.

    smiley

    June 12, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I’m only surprised at the rumors themselves, especially the middle name, but not that there were rumors. With his name and international background, I’m not surprised.

  8. 8.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 11:51 am

    i hope the wingnuts realize that electing John McCain, with his Panamanian heritage, will help bring about a massive invasion of central American immigrants. they should spend their energy researching the fact that McCain is the Manchurista Candidate.

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 11:52 am

    I am the first in line to advocate that there are a great many stupid people in America. However, I don’t think we’re that stupid. Or, at the least, we bore easily enough that having cable news harp on for the next three days about exactly how authentic a Barack Obama birth certificate is will cost the major networks another blow to their ratings.

    There was a time when cable news was an actual news source. People watched it to get news. Now its just cheap entertainment. Eventually, however, people are going to stop tuning in. I mean, this shit isn’t even controversial. There’s no blonde haired bimbo to strut across the screen to even pass as your standard cable news porn. Even the dumbest of the dumb just isn’t going to care after a while. At this point, the harpies have passed up “tactless” and sunk straight down into “boring as sin”.

  10. 10.

    Should Know Better

    June 12, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Go check out Sadly, No. They have Fox’s latest missive, with Michelle Malkin thrown in for good measure.

    Of for the love of…

    I know it’s pointless but I’m writing to Fox, that is some f’ed up bullshit right there.

  11. 11.

    KCinDC

    June 12, 2008 at 11:53 am

    I really thought when I read the initial question that it must be about McCain, since he’s the one who’s birth is at all questionable with regard to presidential eligibility (not that I agree with the questioning).

  12. 12.

    stickler

    June 12, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Given the fact that the most exotic President we’ve ever elected was (gasp) an Irish Catholic, I’m not actually too surprised that the exoticism of Barack Obama’s background has attracted hand-wringing. I’m surprised it hasn’t been worse, frankly (and I expect it will get worse before the end of his second term, too).

    But think about it: we’ve been electing WASP-y white guys for two hundred years. And now we’re looking at electing a black guy whose middle name is Hussein.

    How is that possible? Visionary, but hopelessly incompetent leadership. That’s George W. Bush: architect of the amazing. (Looks like he might just have engineered the dawn of a new era in party organization, too — by destroying the GOP. Creative destruction!)

  13. 13.

    KCinDC

    June 12, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Damn, the middle name thing is stupid. “Hmm, having Muhammad as a middle name might be a drawback. I know, I’ll says it’s Hussein instead!”

  14. 14.

    Kevin

    June 12, 2008 at 11:57 am

    I think Michelle Malkin ought to show us her birth certificate.

  15. 15.

    jenniebee

    June 12, 2008 at 11:57 am

    So… is being born to a parent with American citizenship no longer a qualifier for being a natural-born American citizen? Or do questions like that just get in the way of investigations into the Kerning?

  16. 16.

    norbizness

    June 12, 2008 at 11:58 am

    I heard they all went on a junket to bless the rains there.

  17. 17.

    jenniebee

    June 12, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Go check out Sadly, No. They have Fox’s latest missive, with Michelle Malkin thrown in for good measure.

    Salon has the Baby Mama Video

  18. 18.

    crw

    June 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    So… is being born to a parent with American citizenship no longer a qualifier for being a natural-born American citizen? Or do questions like that just get in the way of investigations into the Kerning?

    That’s an irrelevant question. Barack was born on US soil, so he has automatic birthright citizenship. You would think the wingtards who are constantly complaining about anchor babies would realize this.

  19. 19.

    Dennis - SGMM

    June 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    This is only the beginning. It isn’t as though the Republicans can run on their ideas or their record. If you can’t build yourself up then tear the other person down. I’m stocking up on popcorn in anticipation of watching the R’s work themselves up into a state of complete inanity.

  20. 20.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Or do questions like that just get in the way of investigations into the Kerning?

    Maybe we need to check out your countertops, Miss Smartypants?

  21. 21.

    4tehlulz

    June 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I think Michelle Malkin ought to show us her birth certificate.

    Seconded.

  22. 22.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    heh, wow. Ed Morrissey is like the voice of reason over at Hot Arse.

    but, please, wingnuts, make a big deal out of this. maybe we’ll get to see if McCain is older than birth certificates!

  23. 23.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    I actually read on some comments on tnr yesterday a big long screed about how he wasn’t American because his mother was only 18 when he was born and I don’t know what that has to do with anything in the universe but it was a big long screed about how she hadn’t been a citizen for 5 years and therefore couldn’t have citizen children and blah blah blah, nothing that made any sense.

    The fact that he was born in Hawaii, which is and was in 1961, an American state, was mentioned nowhere.

  24. 24.

    montysano

    June 12, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    From the Fox News screen grab at Sadly No:

    Outraged liberals say: Quit picking on Obama’s baby mama!

    That’s classy.

  25. 25.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Quoted without comment from Hot Air.

    That’s good to hear, because I’m no font expert, but it looks like its written in Helvetica, a font that didn’t exist in the 60s. I watched a documentary about the invention of Helvetica…

  26. 26.

    passerby

    June 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Eventually, they will deploy The N Word.

    They cannot win the White House. Polarizing the electorate is a scorched-earth approach. It is their goal and measure of triumph.

    It’s all soooooooooooo fuckin schoolyard.

    T

  27. 27.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    The fact that he was born in Hawaii, which is and was in 1961, an American state, was mentioned nowhere.

    And rightly so. After all, Hawaii hadn’t been a state for five years yet. And at the age of two, Hawaii was not nearly old enough to begin producing native-born Americans.

  28. 28.

    4tehlulz

    June 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Let’s learn math:

    From the Helvetica movie web site:

    Helvetica is a feature-length independent film about typography, graphic design and global visual culture. It looks at the proliferation of one typeface (which is celebrating its 50th birthday this year)

    2008 – 50 = 1958.

    1958 is earlier than 196x.

    Therefore:

    That’s good to hear, because I’m no font expert, but it looks like its written in Helvetica, a font that didn’t exist in the 60s. I watched a documentary about the invention of Helvetica…

    cannot do math, is a lying piece of shit, or both.

  29. 29.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Do these guys really think that there is anything left to be uncovered on Obama at this point? I mean really? I never say never, but I can’t imagine that there’s anything about this man that hasn’t been explored in embarrassing and shameful detail at this point.

  30. 30.

    The Other Steve

    June 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I seem to recall John McCain wasn’t born in the United States at all.

  31. 31.

    Dennis - SGMM

    June 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    That’s good to hear, because I’m no font expert, but it looks like its written in Helvetica, a font that didn’t exist in the 60s. I watched a documentary about the invention of Helvetica…

    From Wikipedia:
    Helvetica is the name of a widely used sans-serif typeface developed in 1937 by Swiss typeface designer Max Miedinger.

  32. 32.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    I seem to recall John McCain wasn’t born in the United States at all.

    Yeah, but THOSE brown people aren’t nearly as scary as the ones that Obama comes from. Mostly because McCain’s brown people have been under our thumb for centuries, in fact they’re practically slaves….

    ….oh wait….

    …well, shit, that logic doesn’t follow at all!

  33. 33.

    RSA

    June 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    But think about it: we’ve been electing WASP-y white guys for two hundred years. And now we’re looking at electing a black guy whose middle name is Hussein.

    And whose last name ends in a vowel. (A vowel that’s not a “y” or a silent “e”. You’d think we’d have gone through at least one Italian-American President by now, wouldn’t you?)

  34. 34.

    crw

    June 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Do these guys really think that there is anything left to be uncovered on Obama at this point? I mean really? I never say never, but I can’t imagine that there’s anything about this man that hasn’t been explored in embarrassing and shameful detail at this point.

    But but…we haven’t seen the papers Obama wrote for his 6th grade history class. He might have wrote some Islamofascist Anti-American screeds! The world needs to know!

  35. 35.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    What kos posted is not an original birth certificate and should not be expected to look like whatever piece of paper his mom would’ve been given in 1961. The font, etc., do not indicate a forgery. A couple of people on the thread including Ed Morrissey, Voice of Reason, pointed this out, and everyone keeps merrily pointing out what is missing and what doesn’t look right.

    This is just too fun.

    Could someone who was born in Hawaii please do the following?

    Request a certified copy of your birth record. Go to this web site:

    hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/vital-records/vital_records.html and follow the instructions. You can apply in person or by mail.

    Once you get it, could you black out the info and post it?

    I want to know: (A) did anyone sign your certified copy of the birth record (B) was there a notary seal or anything on it, and (C) was the hospital listed.

    Thank you. This could be very important to our country’s future.

  36. 36.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    That’s good to hear, because I’m no font expert, but it looks like its written in Helvetica, a font that didn’t exist in the 60s. I watched a documentary about the invention of Helvetica…

    that’s because it’s a reprint – hence the date of Jun 6 2007 stamped on the back (and bleeding through to the front).

    and see that statute number in the bottom-right (338-13) ?

    here’s the relevant statute:

    § 338-13. Certified copies.

    (a) Subject to the requirements of sections 338-16, 338-17, and 338-18, the department of health shall, upon request, furnish to any applicant a certified copy of any certificate, or the contents of any certificate, or any part thereof.

    (b) Copies of the contents of any certificate on file in the department, certified by the department shall be considered for all purposes the same as the original, subject to the requirements of sections 338-16, 338-17, and 338-18.

    c) Copies may be made by photography, dry copy reproduction, typing, computer printout or other process approved by the director of health.

    the thing is a new copy, generated just over a year ago, by a computer.

    and for completeness, 338-19:

    § 338-19. Photostatic or typewritten copies of records.

    The department of health is authorized to prepare typewritten, photostatic, or microphotographic copies of any records and files in its office, which by reason of age, usage, or otherwise are in such condition that they can no longer be conveniently consulted or used without danger of serious injury or destruction thereof, and to certify to the correctness of such copies. The typewritten, photostatic, or microphotographic copies shall be competent evidence in all courts of the State with like force and effect as the original.

  37. 37.

    4tehlulz

    June 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Once you get it, could you black out the info and post it?

    They should also post their social security and credit card information, so we can confirm their identities. After all, this could be very important to our country’s future.

  38. 38.

    taodon

    June 12, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Wow. They really are scared.

  39. 39.

    The Other Steve

    June 12, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    It’s clearly fake. The fonts and kerning are all wrong.

  40. 40.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    I’m going to keep doing this until my desk collapses from undone work.

    This is not a Birth Certificate. It is just Certifying a birth wherein someone said BHO was born on that date, in Hawaii, Mom white, Dad black.

  41. 41.

    The Moar You Know

    June 12, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    I’ll see your Malkin video, and raise you this:

    Obama Puppets

    What year is this, 1922?

  42. 42.

    The Other Steve

    June 12, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    the thing is a new copy, generated just over a year ago, by a computer.

    See it’s a clear fake!

  43. 43.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    The media and the blogs need to demand vigorously the outcome of Passporgate, soon, ahead of the convention in Denver.

  44. 44.

    John in Chicago

    June 12, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    “You think I am kidding? Check out the comments at Hot Air.”

    I’ll take your word for it. Cannot. Stand. The Sight. Of Wingnuts.

  45. 45.

    zzyzx

    June 12, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I don’t think it has as much to do with race as it does with the Rather thing. They did it once, so now they want to try it again and again and again and…

  46. 46.

    John Cole

    June 12, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    They should also post their social security and credit card information, so we can confirm their identities. After all, this could be very important to our country’s future.

    Don’t do that- then they will claim Obama is financing his campaign with a Nigerian credit card scam. You know, his dad is from AFRICA and is BLACK so it could happen.

  47. 47.

    over_educated

    June 12, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Outraged liberals say: Quit picking on Obama’s baby mama!

    *Sigh*. This is why we can’t have nice things.

  48. 48.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    But but…we haven’t seen the papers Obama wrote for his 6th grade history class. He might have wrote some Islamofascist Anti-American screeds! The world needs to know!

    If you think for a second that those papers, and anything else he may have ever penned EVER, haven’t been at least attempted to be collected and parsed, I have beachfront property in Arizona I’d like to sell you.

  49. 49.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    John in Chicago, free entertainment does not come any finer.

    I agree, in the grand scheme of things, this line of inquiry is silly and not worth the distraction in the greater war of ideas.

    However …

  50. 50.

    Dennis - SGMM

    June 12, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    My Birth Certificate was registered in Honolulu. When I requested copies a couple of years ago I was sent newly printed copies which contained the same info as the original.

    This is a new wrinkle. No one had to prove when and where George W. Bush was fished out of the toilet.

  51. 51.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Cap’n Ed keeps trying to step in…

    There’s simply nothing there, folks. This is a type of document that gets used by millions of Americans for identification.

    …is he unfamiliar with his readers?

  52. 52.

    Sloegin

    June 12, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Eventually, they will deploy The N Word.

    They’ll do this, *and* they’ll claim teh opresshun, because the PC police are restricting their freedums from using the N Word.

  53. 53.

    4tehlulz

    June 12, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    What year is this, 1922?

    In Utah, it might be.

  54. 54.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    I still think the Chicagoan from Hawaii will beat the Panamanian from Arizona. And mainly because of the easy way he dispatched the New Yorker from Arkansas. And let’s face it, the Panamanian from Arizona isn’t being helped one little bit by the Texan from Connecticut.

  55. 55.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    the thing is a new copy, generated just over a year ago, by a computer.

    … on second thought, i suppose that is made completely obvious by the word “LASER” in the bottom-left corner.

  56. 56.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    From Hillis44.com (yes, there are still gems in that cold dark mine!) a commenter regarding the Republican smear campaign:

    I can just hear Michelle now… “Damn Barack, we not in Kansas no more”

    I make no comment.

  57. 57.

    4tehlulz

    June 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    N Word.

    RAPPERZ SAI IT A11 TEH TIME. FUCKING REVERSE RACIZM

  58. 58.

    RSA

    June 12, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    To Captain Ed’s credit, he’s treating the questions about Obama’s citizenship the same way he did questions about McCain’s: they’re non-starters.

  59. 59.

    OriGuy

    June 12, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    The next wingnut idea is that the action of making Hawaii a state is illegal.

    On November 23, 1993, President Clinton signed United States Public Law 103-150, which not only acknowledged the illegal actions committed by the United States in the overthrow of the legitimate government of Hawaii, but also that the Hawaiian people never surrendered their sovereignty….
    In 1999, the United Nations confirmed that the plebiscite vote that led to Hawaii’s statehood was in violation of article 73 of the United Nations’ charter. The Hawaii statehood vote, under treaty then in effect, was illegal and non-binding….
    If one holds that the government of the United States is obliged to obey the laws and the UN charter it freely signed, then the status of the Hawaiian people as a distinct and sovereign nation is beyond debate. This makes the United States in Hawaii, as Gandhi described the British in India, acting as the masters in someone else’s home.

    So, why did they wait until now to decide to cut Hawaii loose?

  60. 60.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    cleek, can you to register at Hot Air and explain how lasers didn’t exist in 1961 and you saw a documentary about lasers once and lasers are for eye surgery and Jedi fights anyway and what do they have to do with birth certificates anyway and this whole thing is just very suspicious?

    Or do you have programming to do?

  61. 61.

    ThymeZone

    June 12, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Remeber, everyone. The antidote to this crap is a little thing called Voter Turnout.

    We outnumber them. That’s a fact. We will outnumber them at the polls.

    Don’t get thrown off track by this crap.

  62. 62.

    Garrigus Carraig

    June 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    This is all very weird. Has nobody over there requested their birth certificate before? I think my original birth certificate is in a safe in my Mom’s house. But when you write the state for it, this is more or less what you get: a notarized print out of the information. This is not news. They can kern all they want.

    What struck me is that his father’s race is listed as “African”. Which is interesting. I suspect that if he had been American, it would have been listed as “Negro”, “Colored”, or “Black”. And if he had been a white Kenyan, it would have been “Caucasian”. It’s as though they invented a racial category to cover the oddity of the situation.

  63. 63.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    oh boy. now they’re wondering about the state of his parents’ marriage back in 1961.

  64. 64.

    Garrigus Carraig

    June 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    This is all very weird. Has no wingnut requested their birth certificate before? I think my original birth certificate is in a safe in my mom’s house. But when you write the state for it, this is more or less what you get: a notarized print out of the information. This is not news. They can kern all they want.

    What struck me is that his father’s race is listed as “African”. Which is interesting. I suspect that if he had been American, it would have been listed as “Negro”, “Colored”, or “Black”. And if he had been a white Kenyan, it would have been “Caucasian”. It’s as though they invented a racial category to cover the oddity of the situation.

  65. 65.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Or do you have programming to do?

    (looks around nervously)

  66. 66.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    …is he unfamiliar with his readers?

    “Kids, come on now, we don’t eat the paste, we use it to stick things together. I’m going to show you one more time. First apply the paste to- yes Mr. Bauer?”

    “Yumm, me mix with koolaid single.”

  67. 67.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    June 12, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    (looks around nervously)

    You are so busted.

  68. 68.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    now they’re wondering about the state of his parents’ marriage back in 1961.

    There’s also discussion about how his dad was still married to a Kenyan woman when he married his mom, so his last name should be Dunham.

    His mother could have named him Barack Skywalker Soleil Moon Frye Zappa if she wanted to, WTF is wrong with those morons?

  69. 69.

    Original Lee

    June 12, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    I particularly love this comment WRT to McCain’s birth in Panama:

    1. When McCain was born, the US had not yet declared independence from England, so they could not be US citizens.
    2. There is no proof that he was born, but there are indications that he was hatched.
    3. The decision in 1790 constitutes an ex poste facto law.

  70. 70.

    montysano

    June 12, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Outraged liberals say: Quit picking on Obama’s baby mama!

    OTOH, if the wingnuts want to conduct a serious, side-by-side comparison of potential First Ladies, that’s a conversation I’m willing to have right now. Bring it!

  71. 71.

    zzyzx

    June 12, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    You know what’s great about this whole line of reasoning? Some people are trying to argue that releasing this document is proof that there is something odd going on. So if you don’t release the certificate, you’re hiding something, but if you do, that confirms that there should be suspicion. Gotta love conspiracy theorists. It doesn’t matter what the evidence is, it always means that they’re right.

  72. 72.

    Tzal

    June 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Since this is a thread about racism and the clumsy deployment of racism by wignuts as a means of electoral success, I humble offer:

    Sock Obama

  73. 73.

    Jim Pharo

    June 12, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    This is a good example of “Accuse us of Their Sins.” There’s nothing questionable about BHO’s origin. But their man, JSM, is a proud son of the Panama Canal Zone, and his ability to serve as President is the product of statutory interpretation and unquestioned law.

    If the shoe were on the other foot, we would have dozens of legal “scholars” running around debating whether or not birth in the Panama Canal Zone, w They hich, after all, let’s face it is NOT EVEN PART OF THE UNITED STATES, was a complete disqualifier or merely a partial one.

    One other historical precedent worth knowing: George Romney, who was born to US citizens in Mexico. When he ran in 68, it was as clear as McCain’s CZ birth “right” that old George was eligible to serve, but there was a minor dust-up over it. Could have had something to do with the fact the Mitt-man grandparents were hiding out in Mexico since their old home in the US had rendered polygamy illegal.

  74. 74.

    Punchy

    June 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    I think Michelle Malkin ought to show us her birth certificate (the temptation to pen something funny like boobies or vertical bacon sandwich is just killing me) media credentials.

    Fixed.

  75. 75.

    KCinDC

    June 12, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Jim, in Captain Ed’s world, the media “put McCain through the wringer” about his birthplace. He’s still recovering from the scars. In fact, that’s probably the whole reason Obama is ahead in the polls — the millions of people who refuse to vote for McCain because he’s not a real American.

  76. 76.

    The Populist

    June 12, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Hey Michelle Malkintards: Is this the best you can do?

    Sheesh, they are lost and have nothing, NOTHING on this guy.

    LOL…terrorist fist bumps (crickets), Hussein middle name (whatever), his wife is a loudmouth black nationalist who calls white folks “whitey” (uh huh, next) and my favorite, Barack is a closet Marxist (yep…but the GOP you Malkintards follow in lockstep isn’t fascist?). Guess what idiots? Obama isn’t a Marxist. He has some Socialist tendencies BUT ALL POLITICIANS DO (remember when y’all demanded this country come together YOUR WAY after 9/11?).

    Sorry, you are grasping at straws badly here and I am confident that Americans may be smarter than you give them credit for (I hope).

  77. 77.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    I think Michelle Malkin ought to show us her birth certificate (the temptation to pen something funny like boobies or vertical bacon sandwich is just killing me) media credentials.

    May you die a horrible death a thousand times over for creating that image AFTER I’ve had my lunch.

  78. 78.

    Tony J

    June 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    And if WordPress Error makes both of those eaten posts show up, I curse thee John. I curse thee with a hiss and a boo.

  79. 79.

    Dulcie

    June 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    What struck me is that his father’s race is listed as “African”. Which is interesting. I suspect that if he had been American, it would have been listed as “Negro”, “Colored”, or “Black”. And if he had been a white Kenyan, it would have been “Caucasian”. It’s as though they invented a racial category to cover the oddity of the situation.

    My mother was born in 1943, and she’s listed as “colored” on her birth certificate. I was born 20 years later, and mine says “negro”. My youngest brother was born in Reno, NV. The hospital wanted to put “negro on his BC. My mom threw a fit – it WAS the seventies after all. So my baby brother was the first AA child born in Washoe County, NV to have his race identified as “black” on his BC. Just a little family trivia on a Thursday!

  80. 80.

    TheFountainHead

    June 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    And if WordPress Error makes both of those eaten posts show up, I curse thee John. I curse thee with a hiss and a boo.

    Seriously, the WordPress is teh suk. WTB fewer SQL errors.

  81. 81.

    Tony J

    June 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Oh ferfucksake!

    For the record, I was snarking that John McCain was so born in the US of A, even though, at the time, the US of A referred to the Unified Satrapies of Atlantis, and something about being close enough for government work.

    S’not even funny to me now. Sulk.

  82. 82.

    ThymeZone

    June 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    his father’s race is listed as “African”. Which is interesting.

    Hawaii has its own culture WRT race issues, for sure.

    “A big joke amongst the brothers was you could be anything else but a brother and have free rein of the world in Hawaii,” said Rik Smith, a black former schoolmate of Obama’s at Punahou, an elite private school in Honolulu. “When it comes to people of color, black people, there’s a huge amount of racism.”

    In his memoir, “Dreams from My Father,” Obama, who is half black and half white, recalled a seventh grader calling him a “coon” and a tennis pro who joked that his color might rub off. One person wanted to touch his hair, and he was asked whether his father, a native of Kenya, ate people. An assistant basketball coach used a racial epithet in referring to black players.

    Obama, who attended Punahou on scholarship, was among a handful of black students at the K-12 school.

    In a 1999 essay for the Punahou alumni magazine, Obama wrote: “Hawaii’s spirit of tolerance might not have been perfect or complete. But it was — and is — real.”

    Smith estimated that about six black students were enrolled in high school at Punahou around the time that he and Obama attended.

    I find this pretty fascinating because I have immediate family who graduated from Punahou, and nobody in my family from my or the preceeding generation had any tolerance for racism of any kind.

    From the page where I captured that exerpt above …

    A comment:

    Must have been tough….growing up in Hawaii. We in Illinois see our cities and neighborhoods being destroyed by black on black crime, drugs, gang wars, ad nauseum and he is to be pitied for his “traumatic” childhood? I think I’ll vote for Mr. McCain….a real American hero.

    So, you know, this kind of thing isn’t going away. Just keep focussed on the goal, and the methods. Learn about GOTV and start planning.

  83. 83.

    Punchy

    June 12, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    This is not a Birth Certificate. It is just Certifying a birth wherein someone said BHO was born on that date, in Hawaii, Mom white, Dad black.

    Thanks, pal. You owe my monitor a cleaning.

    That site just brings the funny.

  84. 84.

    GSD

    June 12, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    The GOP and the conservative movement have been reduced to a crib of jabbering and bawling infants upset that they may not be in possession of their binky after November.

    It is stunning to see the foolshness and childishness in such open display.

    -GSD

  85. 85.

    mrmobi

    June 12, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Ok, so I followed the link to Hot Air and looked at the comments, and something struck me. Those folks sound an awful lot like some of the commenters at Talk Left. Just sayin’

    I also have to say I’m loving the way Obama is handling himself against McCain.

    Also, McCain is the worst candidate I’ve ever seen, and I watched debates between Obama and Keyes. McCain is hands-down worse than Keyes. Worst. Candidate. Ever.

  86. 86.

    flyerhawk

    June 12, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Well many people believe that Andrew Jackson was born on a boat on the Atlantic Ocean, thus unqualified to be President. Not sure if they had birth certificates back then.

  87. 87.

    cleek

    June 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Seriously, the WordPress is teh suk. WTB fewer SQL errors.

    the SQL errors are probably a symptom of a flaky db, rather than anything WP is doing. you can often see the SQL WP’s generating in those errors, and there’s nothing crazy about any of it – simple standard stuff.

    it looks an awful lot like the db keeps failing to respond and then WP eventually falls over too.

  88. 88.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    I also have to say I’m loving the way Obama is handling himself against McCain.

    I’m sorry, but McCain really hasn’t been as bad as Bush. That guy was an absolute train wreck from the get go. The difference between today and 2008 is that the media has to be that much more shameless to take shots at Barack and looks that much more shameless for fluffing McCain.

    But, in all honestly, McCain just isn’t that bad by comparison.

    That’s not to say I’d vote for him. Not to say I’d dream of voting for him. Just that the McCain / Bush comparison, at least in how they run their campaigns, is hardly fair.

  89. 89.

    Face

    June 12, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    The next wingnut idea is that the action of making Hawaii a state is illegal.

    Jeebus. It’s only June and they’re this low on ammo? Wow.

  90. 90.

    Steve V

    June 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    From the Hotair comments ….

    Why would the Obama camp want Moulitsas to put to rest something this significant?

    If they really think this is “significant” we really are looking at a landslide this year.

  91. 91.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    My mother was born in 1943, and she’s listed as “colored” on her birth certificate. I was born 20 years later, and mine says “negro”. My youngest brother was born in Reno, NV. The hospital wanted to put “negro on his BC. My mom threw a fit – it WAS the seventies after all. So my baby brother was the first AA child born in Washoe County, NV to have his race identified as “black” on his BC. Just a little family trivia on a Thursday!

    That’s a cool story, tracing the evolution of the nomenclature. Funny, though, I’m pretty sure on mine it just lists the race of the parents. Seems like whatever the resulting kid would be, you’d just look to the parents. I have to say, part of my colorblind ideal includes getting rid of racial classifications like these, particularly with all the multiracial folks out there it just gets silly, but on the other hand it is for identification, so I don’t know.

  92. 92.

    Evinfuilt

    June 12, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I’ll see your Malkin video, and raise you this:

    Obama Puppets

    What year is this, 1922?

    Holy @#$% I can’t believe that exists, its so f^*kin unbelievable to think that someone is doing that. My jaw has literally hit pants (well my drool, I can’t close my jaw.)

    Just WOW!! No code, no double-speak, just out and out pure racism in its most pure form.

  93. 93.

    Dork

    June 12, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Well many people believe that Andrew Jackson was born on a boat on the Atlantic Ocean, thus unqualified to be President. Not sure if they had birth certificates back then.

    Not sure they even had boats back then.

  94. 94.

    JR

    June 12, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Let’s say this supposed birth certificate is real. How do we know it’s not from some other Barack Hussein Obama II and this islamofscist terrorist has stolen an innocent man’s identity?

    I think we’re going to need DNA tests, going back at least 3 generations. Start digging up those coffins now.

  95. 95.

    P J Evans

    June 12, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Obama’s ancestry, online for all to see:
    wargs.com/political/obama.html

  96. 96.

    D.N. Nation

    June 12, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Oh wow. Those Malkinite comments are just gems:

    Agreed. Enlarge and the text looks like it has been added on top of the green and white background, rather than typed on it as it would have been in 1961.

    Also, father’s race is listed as “African.”
    Sounds like, as distiguished from African-American. But, gee, in 1961, wouldn’t his race have been described as “negro?” His nationality was African, not his race.

    I call fake.

    Aren’t these things usually notarized? Where’s the Notary Public’s seal?

    FAKE

    I find it odd that every work is pixelated around it, yet the black box is not.

    Those words are not on the document.

    To me, it looks like it is from some HA HA funny site that you can do your own certificates.Select a background image, select text to put on the background image.

    FAKE

    If we could reduce this to one fair and simple question, it would be “what hospital was Obama born in?”. A question that the Obama people wouldn’t risk lying about and a question that creates a lot of discomfort the longer it goes unanswered.

    The Obama people might need to invent some kind of midwife story.

    And my favorite…just out of the blue, in reference to Kos pwn1ng all their d00dz:

    markos is a lying gutless little punk.

    I love these…things.

  97. 97.

    Dulcie

    June 12, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    That’s a cool story, tracing the evolution of the nomenclature. Funny, though, I’m pretty sure on mine it just lists the race of the parents. Seems like whatever the resulting kid would be, you’d just look to the parents. I have to say, part of my colorblind ideal includes getting rid of racial classifications like these, particularly with all the multiracial folks out there it just gets silly, but on the other hand it is for identification, so I don’t know.

    My bi-racial niece and my two nephews don’t have a “race” on their birth certificate, so I think we’ve definitely come a long way. It may be because they were all born in Las Vegas. There’s a huge multi racial population here, and they don’t put race on BC’s any more.

  98. 98.

    rollSound

    June 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Sloegin Says:

    Eventually, they will deploy The N Word.

    They’ll do this, and they’ll claim teh opresshun, because the PC police are restricting their freedums from using the N Word.

    The entire Republican party is reducing itself to Juror #10.

  99. 99.

    ThymeZone

    June 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Holy @#$% I can’t believe that exists, its so f^*kin unbelievable to think that someone is doing that. My jaw has literally hit pants (well my drool, I can’t close my jaw.)

    Seriously, anyone here really didn’t expect this?

    Racism is real, and it isn’t going away. But … here’s the beauty part … we will defeat it.

    Thanks to a congenial arrangement of circumstances, we’ve been given an opposition that cannot find its ass with both hands, and is — today, as we speak — selling itself as the Iraq Surge Candidacy as represented by an old fool with an annoying speaking voice.

    And on Iraq- McCain claims the “surge”- he was an early supporter- has changed the dynamic of this unpopular war.

    “With this new strategy, we are succeeding,” he said. “Now Senator Obama said we had lost- Senator Obama said the surge wouldn’t succeed- he still claims it’s not succeeding- in defiance of all the facts on the ground.”

    Like our war in Iraq, McCain’s candidacy is surging.

    Feel the surge.

  100. 100.

    Cain

    June 12, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    The wingnuts are out in force, racists are out in force. Change sucks for some people.. Too fucking bad. We’re going ram it down their collective throats.

    cain

  101. 101.

    Michael D.

    June 12, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    This is the stupidest issue I’ve EVER seen come up in a campaign. The ONLY good thing about it is that it is making the Right look like a bunch of fucking morAns. When I see shit like this, I’m embarrassed to even be remotely interested in politics.

    Other things I don’t give a fuck about:

    1. John Kerry’s service record
    2. Bush’s National Guard service record
    3. Barack Obama’s middle name
    4. Barack Obama’s birth certificate
    5. John McCain’s age
    6. Hillary’s stint on the board at Wal-Mart
    7. John Edwards’ fucking hair
    8. Who Bush’s ancestors were and who they had business dealings with
    9. What the candidates’ religious beliefs are (although I prefer none)
    10. Umpteen dozen other things that have nothing to do with whether or not someone can fix the economy, uphold the Constitution, balance a budget, inspire the country, and the countless other things a president has to do.

    FUCK!

  102. 102.

    Lee Burl

    June 12, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    These wingnuts aren’t right in the head. There’s just some level of mental illness at work in their poor little minds.

    That this should even warrant discussion, just tells me how low these cockroaches are willing to sink to smear Obama.

  103. 103.

    Steve V

    June 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    BTW, an offshoot of this whole birth certificate flap is that the crazy righties think that Obama’s African side isn’t really “black” but is instead Arab. I’ve only seen it in blog comments here and there and I haven’t felt like exploring it, but that looks like another below-the-surface rumor that’s ripe for mocking.

  104. 104.

    Bey

    June 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    The sock puppet is bad, but I think the monkey is worse

    I think we should start a pool for when they lose all control and go for the N-word. $5 to get a spot and the proceeds go to the Obama campaign.

    I call the morning of August 23 for sentimental reasons. 3 of my 5 sibs were born then.

  105. 105.

    dadanarchist

    June 12, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    The only person off the top of my head it could have an issue with in the past was Alexander Hamilton, who was born a bastard (out of wedlock) on the island of Nevis in the British West Indies. There was some question if Hamilton would have been able to run, but this issue was sticky as technically none of the founders were born in the “United States.”

    It all became moot however after Hamilton was killed in the duel.

  106. 106.

    Krista

    June 12, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    I have to say, part of my colorblind ideal includes getting rid of racial classifications like these, particularly with all the multiracial folks out there it just gets silly, but on the other hand it is for identification, so I don’t know.

    I can’t see the point of putting race on BCs. We don’t do it up here. I can see the point of indicating where the mother and father were born, as that has some sort of record-keeping value. But race? That IS just silly.

  107. 107.

    Kevin

    June 12, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Apparently, someone over at the GOS has found McCain’s birth certificate.

  108. 108.

    Ray Radlein

    June 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    There was actually some speculation back in 1964 about Barry Goldwater’s citizenship, given that Arizona was not yet a state when he was born there, but the overall National Stupidity Quotient at the time was nowhere near the level required for anyone to actually make any kind of fuss about it.

  109. 109.

    David Hunt

    June 12, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    I can’t see the point of putting race on BCs. We don’t do it up here. I can see the point of indicating where the mother and father were born, as that has some sort of record-keeping value. But race? That IS just silly.

    Maybe to you and me, but I’m going to take a guess that your formative years happened sometime after the 60s. The best thing I can say about the level of racism in the U.S. today is that it’s much better than it was then. We haven’t stamped it out, but we sure have given several beat-downs. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised that the racial notations on BCs was (at least in part) to keep those lousy half-breed n****rs who looked like real honest white folk from passing. Not the only reason, I’m sure, but…

  110. 110.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Nutpicking for fun, I’m sorry but I did warn you I was going to keep doing this.

    When blown up it is clearly a fake. At 2000% it is clear that the pixalation of the text is much finer than the pixalation of the background. It is an extermly low quality fake. If this served any purpose but to drive triffic to the KoS site I would be surprised.

    Contrast the artefacts surrounding the text on this document with the text in the top and bottom bars – that’s original text. The text in the body of the document has been doctored.

    What’s funny is that Kos chose to publish a poor quality JPEG image of the certificate, rather than a high resolution raw copy of it without optimization artifacts. Saving on bandwidth costs, perhaps?

    It looks like an exceptionally EASY document to fake. My Birth Certificate is MUCH more elaborate with numerous embedded security measures and anti-fraud anti-identity-theft devices. For example, if my birth certificate is scanned or photocopied, there is an embedded water mark that will duplicate and shows the bold type word “VOID” all across the document. It’s also numerous different colors and has a “security thread” embedded in it much like the new United States paper money has.

    Considering the year this certificate was created (’61) I think we’re looking at another Rathergate here.

    I call fraud.

  111. 111.

    Original Lee

    June 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Anybody here belong to the Sons of the American Revolution? According to the genealogy link given upthread, Obama qualifies 5 times over. Maybe someone can sponsor him quickly and make some gooper heads explode – if they can’t understand a duplicate birth certificate, then they surely won’t be able to understand that belonging to the SAR doesn’t have anything to do with your citizenship.

  112. 112.

    nightjar

    June 12, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    I was born in the back of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41.

  113. 113.

    Cathy W

    June 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    For what it’s worth, I’m a genealogy hobbyist. I haven’t got any personal experience with Hawaiian vital records, but in general, in most locations, at present (enough qualifiers? :) ), when you order a certified copy of a vital record, a court employee types or prints out a new one on a standard form. So no, the typography isn’t consistent with what an original document from 1961 would show, but nobody ever claimed it was or should be. The one thing I’m surprised to not see is a signature of some sort, but I don’t know what Hawaii’s standard requires.

    …and I have to agree that if this is all they got, they got nothin’.

  114. 114.

    D-Chance.

    June 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Has any other candidate for President been required to prominently andpublicly display his/her birth certificate to prove they are American (particularly after they have already won the nomination)?

    You mean, other than the other presidential candidate, whose place of birth was also a point of contention?

  115. 115.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    nightjar Says:

    I was born in the back of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41.

    Isn’t that the origin store of Mel Gibson’s character from Road Warrior?

  116. 116.

    John

    June 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Well many people believe that Andrew Jackson was born on a boat on the Atlantic Ocean, thus unqualified to be President. Not sure if they had birth certificates back then.

    Given that Jackson was born in 1767, and thus would fall into the category of “people who were citizens when the constitution was enacted” rather than “natural born citizens”, I’m not sure how that would work.

  117. 117.

    OriGuy

    June 12, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    You mean, other than the other presidential candidate, whose place of birth was also a point of contention?

    No one even suggested it until the wingnuts brought it up. The fact that McCain was born in the CZ has been mentioned, but disqualifying children of US military born overseas is so distasteful that it would only be suggested if it affected a Democrat.

  118. 118.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    You mean, other than the other presidential candidate, whose place of birth was also a point of contention?

    D-Troll, you got a link to McCain’s birth certificate? I call fakesies on this one.

  119. 119.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    can’t see the point of putting race on BCs. We don’t do it up here. I can see the point of indicating where the mother and father were born, as that has some sort of record-keeping value. But race? That IS just silly.

    There are a number of scholarships and various economic or legal benefits that come with being of certain racial ancestry. Native Americans, for instance, have certain land and legal rights that your average citizen doesn’t posses. For a while, certain colleges – like U. Michigan – had racial quotas that admissions directors were required to meet.

    There are legitimate reasons for indicating race or ethnicity on legal papers like a Birth Certificate. It’s not complete nonsense.

  120. 120.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    No one even suggested it until the wingnuts brought it up. The fact that McCain was born in the CZ has been mentioned, but disqualifying children of US military born overseas is so distasteful that it would only be suggested if it affected a Democrat.

    Weren’t the Repubs talking about amending the constitution to let Arnold Schwarzenegger run? I mean, if they don’t mind an Eastern European running for Governor of the most populace state in the nation, you’d think they would whine a little less about Barack Obama just because he was born in Hawaii.

    I mean, they support John McCain. They support Arnold. What characteristics do McCain and Arnold share that Obama doesn’t? … … …

    …

    …

    …

    Oh, gee. I hope this isn’t that Republican Racism thing again.

  121. 121.

    KRK

    June 12, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    nightjar Says:

    I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41.

    Edited for rhythmic purity.

  122. 122.

    J.R. Labrador

    June 12, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    From the wayback files: Chester Arthur was rumored to have been born in Canada.

  123. 123.

    jibeaux

    June 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    For any amateur lawyers out there, Grutter and Gratz were the cases setting the affirmative action in universities parameters. (Okay to consider race, no to a bonus points system would be the supershort version.) Suffice to say, I don’t think that would any longer be a compelling reason to include race on a birth certificate. I do see value in it, though, for identification & fraud concerns. BCs are often used to procure other identification like driver’s licenses. It could theoretically limit fraudulent use of birth certificates, but only pretty theoretically. Most of us probably all know someone who doesn’t look like their “assigned” race. As for American Indians, the legal rights are conveyed with federal recognition from the tribes and if I’m not mistaken, the tribes would issue their own identifications to those it considers members. I filled out my kids’ birth certificates myself. I don’t think I could’ve gotten them a share in a casino just by putting “Native American” on there.

  124. 124.

    scarshapedstar

    June 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    These dumbshits do know that McCain was born in Panama, don’t they?

  125. 125.

    Tsulagi

    June 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    I bet Captain Ed trying to herd the loons is real happy now he jumped his own ship to be a deckhand on the USS Malkin Hot Air.

    I am looking at my original birth certificate right now…it simply asks what color I am

    Have no idea where mine might be, but now I’m kind of curious as to what my birth certificate might list as race or color. I’m multiracial. Maybe there’s a “?” under race or “Tan” under color.

    Just checked my passport, but it doesn’t list either one. But hey, noticed it does indicate which state I was born in.

    Alert the Hot Airians! They have another source that could prove Obama wasn’t born in HI. But then, no doubt one of the citizen sleuths would correctly point out the State Dept. is a bastion of commie liberals that would cover for Obama.

  126. 126.

    KRK

    June 12, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Zifnab Says:

    There are a number of scholarships and various economic or legal benefits that come with being of certain racial ancestry. Native Americans, for instance, have certain land and legal rights that your average citizen doesn’t posses. For a while, certain colleges – like U. Michigan – had racial quotas that admissions directors were required to meet.

    Are any of those economic or legal benefits based on the ethnicity indicated on one’s birth certificate?

    Members of Native American tribes receive rights and benefits based on inclusion on tribal rolls. Its not a question of ethnicity, but being recognized by a sovereign nation (tribe) as a citizen. The only relevant information on a state-issued birth certificate is the identity of the parents.

    It’s always been my understanding that race-based eligibility in other areas is a matter of self-identification by the applicant (or eyeballing by decisionmakers) and not any documentary proof of racial ancestry. For example, if black students had to submit birth certificates or other documentation to prove their blackness when applying for scholarships, that would undermine the entire premise of the otherwise utterly true-to-life epic Soul Man.

  127. 127.

    Dreggas

    June 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Let’s not forget, this rumor originally was started by hilltards…

  128. 128.

    Dreggas

    June 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    Alert the Hot Airyans! They have another source that could prove Obama wasn’t born in HI. But then, no doubt one of the citizen sleuths would correctly point out the State Dept. is a bastion of commie liberals that would cover for Obama.

    Fixed…

  129. 129.

    nightjar

    June 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    KRK Says:

    nightjar Says:

    I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus rollin’ down Highway 41.

    Edited for rhythmic purity

    LOL, absolutely correct. Sorry Dickey.

  130. 130.

    Echo without Bunnies or Men

    June 12, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Dumbest fucking people on the planet. The lot of them. How pathetic and desperate can you get?

  131. 131.

    David Hunt

    June 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    You mean, other than the other presidential candidate, whose place of birth was also a point of contention?

    Listen, idiot. If you think for one second that Hilary Clinton’s people wouldn’t have tracked down any irregularities in Obama’s birth records and used them during the primaries, then you’re way too far gone for meaningful conversation. This in entirely a smear that Republican operatives are throwing out into as chum into places like HotAir so that it will bounce around the echo chamber until Sean Hannity starts talking about it, which then gets it talked about by Brit Hume on FoxNews, and then pogos its way into the AP as a “legitimate” story that the originators of the whole thing hope will shave off another 0.5% to 1% of the popular vote come November.

    I don’t know why I’m bothering “saying” that, however. If you don’t realize that, you’re likely too far gone to reach. If you did realize it, then you’re not worth justifying with a response.

  132. 132.

    Dreggas

    June 12, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    David Hunt Says:

    You mean, other than the other presidential candidate, whose place of birth was also a point of contention?

    Listen, idiot. If you think for one second that Hilary Clinton’s people wouldn’t have tracked down any irregularities in Obama’s birth records and used them during the primaries, then you’re way too far gone for meaningful conversation. This in entirely a smear that Republican operatives are throwing out into as chum into places like HotAir so that it will bounce around the echo chamber until Sean Hannity starts talking about it, which then gets it talked about by Brit Hume on FoxNews, and then pogos its way into the AP as a “legitimate” story that the originators of the whole thing hope will shave off another 0.5% to 1% of the popular vote come November.

    I don’t know why I’m bothering “saying” that, however. If you don’t realize that, you’re likely too far gone to reach. If you did realize it, then you’re not worth justifying with a response.

    Actually the rat-fuckers on NoQuarter and elsewhere were starting this rumor a while back, or at least trying to.

  133. 133.

    Zifnab

    June 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Are any of those economic or legal benefits based on the ethnicity indicated on one’s birth certificate?

    Well, yeah. If the quota system says “You must enroll X% of your applicants from the African-American population”, a BC certifies that any given one of those people is, in fact, African-American and not Scotch-Irish or Japanese.

    And, I could be mistaken, but you can’t just become a member of the tribe to gain the privileges of being Native American. The sovereignty rights come from bloodline. Yeah, you could just reference the parents, but then they’d have to prove their bloodline in turn. At some point, someone needs to sit down and identify himself or herself as Cree or Sioux or what have you. Otherwise, some red neck Floridian with great-grandparents from Germany could run a Casino off his property just by claiming membership in the Cherokee tribe. And who’s going to argue?

  134. 134.

    Tsulagi

    June 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    the Cherokee tribe

    That’s Tsalagi to you, paleface. Actually, before the Trail of Tears Cherokee were in the GA area. Seminoles were in FL.

  135. 135.

    karen marie

    June 12, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    there has never been a candidate who’s been asked for his birth certificate.

    there was chatter about george romney in 1968 because he was born in mexico, his parents having fled there so they could continue practicing polygamy but returned to the united states in 1912 when the mexican revolution broke out.

    but mccain has the same “issue” as george romney in that he was born in panama.

    the republicans have nothing but a lot of burning match books to toss around.

  136. 136.

    Adrienne

    June 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    For a while, certain colleges – like U. Michigan – had racial quotas that admissions directors were required to meet.

    Yeah, but I was applying for schools in 2002-2003 and guess how many asked for a copy of my birth certificate? NONE. Zero. So, that’s bullshit.

  137. 137.

    BC

    June 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Myself, I think Barack Obama is in the witness protection program and this birth certificate was written by Justice Department and put into the Hawaii Bureau of Vital Statistics files. Can you prove me wrong?

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