Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

We still have time to mess this up!

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Second rate reporter says what?

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

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  2. 2.

    Bobzim

    More Monday Morning Funny: the Register-Herald of Beckley, WV checks in with Jesco, The Dancing Outlaw who’s pitching a movie. The plot:

    “It’s a movie about Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They’re bounty hunters, right? Like Dog is, that detective on TV? … this’ll be in a western is what I’m thinkin’ of. I dreamed this up myself — and they’re bounty hunters and Elvis Presley’s the sheriff and they’re goin’ out after Big and Rich for stealin’ Jesco’s name. And Jesco, since he’s a legend and has got a clean record, he can sue them boys and it’s the law’s job to get his name back that they stoled. Then I’m goin’ to be in the part sittin’ on a jackass with a big Mexican hat on that says Git-R-Dun — Warner Brothers movies might buy that.”

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    jon

    I’m sure the beast was only scratching, Mary. Only scratching. Yeah, that’s it. Apparently, they can’t lick down there.

    Now go wash your eyes out and avoid drying your hands on your pants, lest your own desire to scratch become irresistable.

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