Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

Not all heroes wear capes.

The National Guard is not Batman.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

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  2. 2.

    Bobzim

    More Monday Morning Funny: the Register-Herald of Beckley, WV checks in with Jesco, The Dancing Outlaw who’s pitching a movie. The plot:

    “It’s a movie about Charlie Daniels and Hank Jr. They’re bounty hunters, right? Like Dog is, that detective on TV? … this’ll be in a western is what I’m thinkin’ of. I dreamed this up myself — and they’re bounty hunters and Elvis Presley’s the sheriff and they’re goin’ out after Big and Rich for stealin’ Jesco’s name. And Jesco, since he’s a legend and has got a clean record, he can sue them boys and it’s the law’s job to get his name back that they stoled. Then I’m goin’ to be in the part sittin’ on a jackass with a big Mexican hat on that says Git-R-Dun — Warner Brothers movies might buy that.”

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    jon

    I’m sure the beast was only scratching, Mary. Only scratching. Yeah, that’s it. Apparently, they can’t lick down there.

    Now go wash your eyes out and avoid drying your hands on your pants, lest your own desire to scratch become irresistable.

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