Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickle?”

Not all heroes wear capes.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

People are complicated. Love is not.

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself. We’re allowed to grow past that.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

So many bastards, so little time.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

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  6. 6.

    Punchy

    Karl Rove had the NRA plant a spy in the Gun Grabbing group.

    I’m assuming this plant then raped a Duke Lacrosse player, before calling his buddy Nifong and hiring a stripper.

  8. 8.

    John Cole

    Karl Rove had the NRA plant a spy in the Gun Grabbing group.

    OUTRAGE Time for Congressional hearings to look into this!

    I know you are just trolling, and maybe I am being naive, but I can’t imagine how this is a big deal. Isn’t the agenda and strategy of the gun control lobby pretty obvious by now?

    (Sorry for the shameless self promotion with the links, John)

    Just start embedding the damned things.

  9. 9.

    bjd

    Suburban Guerrilla? The lady who dished crap about Obama through the primaries? The one who gleefully quoted racist crap from “riverdaughter” and linked to corrente? The one who deleted comments that corrected her lies?
    No fucking way!

  10. 10.

    John Cole

    Suburban Guerrilla? The lady who dished crap about Obama through the primaries? The one who gleefully quoted racist crap from “riverdaughter” and linked to corrente? The one who deleted comments that corrected her lies?
    No fucking way!

    Forgive and forget.

    Plus, I just feel bad for anyone having enough trouble with their finances that they have to beg for money to pay for health care.

  11. 11.

    Incertus

    The two greatest t-shirts of all time!

    Those are pretty good shirts. My brother-in-law owns a silk-screen shop. If I were more of a bastard and a bit more well off, I’d do some sabotage work just like that.

  12. 12.

    Medicine Man

    I’m not knowledgeable about campaign finance in the States. Is it kosher for a Canadian to donate money to the Obama campaign?

  13. 13.

    smiley

    Speaking of t-shirts, I just saw a humorous TV commercial for a local BBQ restaurant and the woman (the momma — that’s how she was identified) in the commercial was wearing a Barack Obama t-shirt. Never seen anything that before.

  14. 14.

    Paul L.

    I know you are just trolling, and maybe I am being naive, but I can’t imagine how this is a big deal. Isn’t the agenda and strategy of the gun control lobby pretty obvious by now?

    I thought blaming the progressive bogeyman Karl Rove would have indicated I was no being serious.
    I was just mocking the peaking of the outrage meter over nothing in a Greenwald/Lady of perpetual outrage Michelle Malkin manner.

  16. 16.

    KRK

    Medicine Man Says:

    I’m not knowledgeable about campaign finance in the States. Is it kosher for a Canadian to donate money to the Obama campaign?

    No can do. But you can buy his books.

  18. 18.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    I gave $25 directly to barackobama.com so I would be entered in the Backstage with Barack contest.

    When Balloon Juice starts a Bong Hits with Balloon Juice contest I will reconsider and donate my money here.

  19. 19.

    The Moar You Know

    Paul L. Says:

    I know you are just trolling, and maybe I am being naive, but I can’t imagine how this is a big deal. Isn’t the agenda and strategy of the gun control lobby pretty obvious by now?

    I thought blaming the progressive bogeyman Karl Rove would have indicated I was no being serious.
    I was just mocking the peaking of the outrage meter over nothing in a Greenwald/Lady of perpetual outrage Michelle Malkin manner.

    Congrats, this is by far the most coherent thing you’ve ever posted here. Only one gross spelling error. Some rather inconsequential grammar issues.

    Did you re-enroll in your GED classes?

  20. 20.

    W.E.B. Adamant

    *shrug* I’d never heard of the woman, but I know what it’s like to live without healthcare (or to live as I do now without being able to take a day off to go to the doctor – it’s the same difference).

    You shouldn’t have to beg for what you need to survive. Regardless of her stances, I gave anyway.

  21. 21.

    LarryB

    The Feds just busted a diploma mill operating out of the Spokane, WA area. The local paper acquired and published the customer list. My favorite:

    Duwayne Huss, an employee of Nuclear Management Co., operator of two nuclear plants in Minnesota, bought degrees in nuclear engineering and accounting.

    Yikes.

  22. 22.

    Conservatively Liberal

    Duwayne Huss, an employee of Nuclear Management Co., operator of two nuclear plants in Minnesota, bought degrees in nuclear engineering and accounting.

    America, where paper is cheap and lives are even cheaper.

    Last night, the wife and I decided to head to Coos Bay for a couple of days of fun and to see a comic at the casino here. Nice ride on the motorcycle, but we could have done without the rain for the last 50 miles. It is nice and sunny today, so we are heading out for a ride inland through Coquille and Myrtle Point just to do some sightseeing.

    Later people, time to go have fun! :D

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