And now, for no reason whatsoever, I have no sound.
The devices are enabled, everything is plugged in, nothing is muted, the speakers are on and running, yet I have no sound unless I plug in earphones. I have done nothing different.
by John Cole| 61 Comments
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And now, for no reason whatsoever, I have no sound.
The devices are enabled, everything is plugged in, nothing is muted, the speakers are on and running, yet I have no sound unless I plug in earphones. I have done nothing different.
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cleek
reboot ?
i’ve had this happen a couple of times, and rebooting fixed it.
Heshe
Time to junk that machine and get a Mac.
donovong
Welcome to Vista!
Let the games begin!
Alex Castillo
longtime reader, first time commentator,
I use PCs at work and Macs at home. I “beat up” my Macs a lot more than my work PCs but have found the PCs are much more prone to crashes, freezes (BSOD) and software and hardware compatibility issues. Macs just work. Trade your PC in for an iMac 24″ and wang chung tonight !
His Grace
Rebooting is a good idea. If that fails, try plugging the earphones into the speaker jack and listening. If there’s sound, then it’s a speaker issue. If not, then check to see if the volume is set low. Go to Control Panel, sound and select your speakers. Right click, select properties, go to the level tab and make sure the playback volume is up at 100%.
Punchy
Turn up the volume.
Keith
Here is what you’re missing “CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected to receive a free Apple iPod!”
Billy K
] Monkey Boy to Balloon juice, Monkey Boy to Balloon Juice. Come in Balloon Juice.
] Vista is not that bad. Repeat, Vista is NOT THAT BAD. You’re just doing it wrong. Over.
] Vista Command Center has authorized Operation Mojave, in 3….2…..1…..
] Seriously, it’s not our fault.
Bob In Pacifica
I haven’t been able to play DVDs on my laptop since soon after I got it. My best guess is some program that ran out after thirty days is mucking up the works. But the laptop is pre-Vista. Had my Vista problems on the desktop. I’ve been sticking with Windows because I’ve been using Cakewalk for my music, but I’m ready to move to Macs in a few years. I look across the room to Girlfriend blissfully computing on her iMac and I know my future.
blurm
Spit in the back and give it a good Whomp.
The Pale Scot
Did you check the flux capacitor?
gbear
I blame Obama.
Dennis - SGMM
Use the Force, Luke.
David
Oh. Vista.
Never mind.
The Chuckles Arbusto Entertainment™
You bought a McCainintosh?
Zifnab
STOP DL PORN!
Dork
This is terrible news for Democrats
RSA
Try reversing the polarity.
Cathy D
Can’t help with the computer problems. Sorry.
Perhaps “The Curious Mind of John McCain” can help.
Anon
Check your audio output device, mixer, etc.
arnott
Ubuntu ?
Tom
Try picking up your computer and slamming it down on your desk.
David
or… crossing the streams.
4tehlulz
Do a barrel roll.
J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford
OMG! John Cole just played the sound card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck.
Don McArthur
In all seriousness, that ‘operating system’ is actually an enforcement arm for the RIAA and the MPAA. All uses of audio, video and copying is first run through some remarkably complex algorithms to try to guess if you’re doing something verbotten by Mircosoft’s media partners. That is the source of all the reported Vista woes.
Simply put – it’s not your computer, it’s theirs. So get used to it, or do something about it.
wvng
Vista detected that your delicate little eardrums are too sensitive to receive the sound you want to play. Vista is protecting you. Vista is your friend.
Another possibility – do you use McAfee? My daughter had it on her laptop, her sound at some point stopped working. I removed McAfee (for a number of other very good reasons) and, lo, here was her sound back good as new.
mcsey
Very nice J.A.F. You win the thread.
I seem to recall you writing that this was a laptop John. Did you accidentally hit some sort of laptop specific FN+Mute key sequence? That doesn’t make sense considering the headphones work though. Plug an ipod/portable CD player into the speakers to make sure they work. Why am I trying to give tech support over a blog? I lose at life.
John Cole
I hate you all hope you DIAF.
HeartlandLiberal
Have you checked the Vista Dilithium Crystals??
Have you researched whether or not your purchase had the option to revert to XP.
Krista
Hey, when you ask for free tech support from a bunch of miscreants, are you really surprised at the answers you get?
The Moar You Know
Let’s try this:
Double-click on your speaker icon. You should get the volume control slider. Click on “mixer” at the bottom of that slider and you should see at least two sliders – one for “speakers” and one for Windows sounds.
Make sure none of them are muted (little red object to the side).
If this is a laptop, you may well have turned down the speaker control without turning down the headphone control – I’ve got one that can do this. Check that as well.
Martin
Yep, as I suspected, you got Vista just to have something to rant about. Maybe Hillary should have won after all – you’d at least have a decent computer now.
And…
Is all win.
Luke
My only experience with Vista was in setting up a friend’s Media Centre PC. It had audio issues that were solved by installing the K-Lite Codec Pack.
gbear
Here’s what you should do.
The Chuckles Arbusto Entertainment™
Hunh???
The Grand Panjandrum
… says he who bought a Windows laptop. Where’s Fire Marshall Bill when you need him?
BTW good luck with the lemon. Is it heavy enough for use as a bookend or door stop?
Martin
Good point.
John, did the
OceaniaRIAA wage garnishment go through yet, because you might not yet be entitled to listen to anything.Face
Those Commodore 64s are a bitch, aren’t they?
The Moar You Know
And it can only do it for WMA and AAC files; so far as I know, there’s no way to DRM mp3 files. I’ve got A LOT of questionable material on my Vista laptop, and it never once has failed to play it.
eglenn
I had a lot of trouble with a Bluetooth headset and VIsta and seem to remember that changing the default output device (blue check thing) made a difference.
ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT follows:
1) What type of headset are you using? USB, Bluetooth, regular audio plug on front of the machine?
2) Where are the speakers plugged? On some computers with 5.1 sound, the jack is not the one you expect it to be (my son’s Dell takes the middle)
3) Has it ever worked or was it non-functional after your updates?
John H. Farr
You won’t like to hear this, but dude, you shoulda got another Mac. They run Windows faster than PCs now, too.
Just. Get. A. Mac.
They just work. I’ve been using nothing else for 24 years.
eglenn
Sorry if this seems too ‘beginner’, but I did this stuff for 13 years and making assumptions is Mistake #1.
My favorite exchange was doing phone support.
User: I can’t get my printer to work
Me: What kind of printer is it?
User: …. beige.
Davebo
What? No 14 year olds in your neighborhood?
Seriously John, Vista certainly has it’s faults, but at this point it’s starting to look like John Cole could fuck up a steel ball!
Frank
When this has happened on my XP box, I’ve checked control panel–>sound. Turns out my son had changed to output device from the speaker to the USB AIM phone.
Twice.
The third time, not only had he done that, but the external speakers (this is a desktop box) had also died.
Sorry, don’t–and won’t–use Vista. Slackware rocks.
ArchPundit
Don’t get angry, John, but did you plug in the speakers?
Not being a smartass, but I sold stereos for years and that was usually the problem. It always sucked when you were troubleshooting and you realize the only thing left is the power and you know the customer will be pissed when you ask.
“Of course I plugged it in”
“Okay, go check the RCA cable in back”
Two possibilities:
“The RCA Cable was it” Meaning it was the power
“I’m sorry, it was the power” The person actually tells you the truth.
Billy K
I’ll seriously help you in any way possible on any Mac questions, sublime or ridiculous. But I don’t know anything about Windows, and I’m happy that way. All I can offer you for Vista is ridicule and juvenile comments.
Keith
Being a cat owner, check your speaker cables for bite marks.
The Moar You Know
Yes, Slackware does rock. But it is not for everyone, especially not noobs. I can’t think of any Linux distro that would be good for noobs, in fact, although Unbuntu and Xandros are getting pretty close.
Vista is not the house of horrors it is cracked up to be. I’ve been using Vista Ultimate for about 6 months now, and it’s a nice, incremental improvement on XP – although for noobs I’d recommend a Mac instead, if they can get away with it in their work environment.
And you can’t seriously be recommending Slackware for a guy who can’t even figure out how to disable the “on resume, display logon screen” without going to a bunch of the worst scum of the Interwebs for help :)
The Other Steve
The things already mentioned are key.
Is it muted.
What’s your default sound device?
Joshua Norton
This might be a little too techy, but did you install a new device that might be using the same IRQ? That’s what usually causes a perfectly good device to suddenly stop working. Problems like this are rare with newer versions of Plug and Play, but they still pop up.
Ninerdave
I know the responses aren’t helping, but they sure are funny! JAF wins this thread.
Egilsson
This has got to be good news for McCain!
Tax Analyst
Well, I can’t help John, but it’s somewhat of a relief that someone else had trouble caused by that stupid McAfee security. I, too had to dump it. It was somehow conflicting with my MusicMatch program, so I switched to other security software…and then just decided to stay totally off-line on my home PC. Some minor inconveniences, but overall I’m not sorry.
Martin
Um, no internet is a minor inconvenience? Jesus, you Windows people are masochists.
Gray Lensman
My Toshiba laptop uses the up-and-down-scroll arrow keys for volume up and down. Is it that simple? I’m running Ubuntu on it but I think it’s the same. My real computer is a Mac. Get a Mac, John.
Volum
Not once have I ever heard any of my Macintosh friends ask this question, or others like it.
It sincerely defies all logic why people still buy these crappy ATM machines with no money inside. You’re just begging for problems.
Chuck Butcher
Tell me this thing won’t keep asking for my addresses. I’ve had no problems with Vista Ultimate, but IE7 just decided it won’t look at any sites with videos. So, I downloaded IE8 which is seriously buggy and I can’t get rid of it since MS is sure I have IE7. So now I’m pissing around with Firefox which is about 1/2 the browser and pissing me off almost as bad as spending 4 hrs searching security settings etc trying to find out why I couldn’t view my own damned blog.
bago
Ok, you realize the sites with videos thing is an object tag loading an active X object, usually the flash player. And flash is buggy as hell, let me tell you. As for the sound, click the little speaker thing in the lower right hand corner and see which device is the default for audio output. I can route my output through headphones, optical out, laptop speakers, or hdmi to my HDTV. Change your output to something proper and restart the process.
And to everyone who is all “just get a mac” are relatively primitive users who only do two or three things on their computer ever. Wouldn’t know their unc name if it bit them on the ass. Mac OS was total shit until OSX, and that’s because they basically put a skin on BSD. It only took them 19 years to start using protected memory, a feature that was invented when I was 4.
So here is what you need to know about vista. It fully supports the win32 api, except the tcp stack has been rewritten to be more secure. It also supports the .net 3.5 libraries and apis, making application development easier and memory leaks much harder. There is very strict security on everything, and your default login is not an administrator, so this means you sandbox the OS from any user spawned exploits that want to attack the OS. UAC will be annoying when you are installing your apps and setting things up, but you will appreciate it when a flash security hole bypasses code access security and it warns you. Also, sndvol.exe is amazing. You can control the audio levels for every process, so you can mute your browser while letting your music play uninterrupted.
But the best thing is to learn how your OS actually works. Get powershell for windows or whatever command shell they have for OSX. Learn how files and process and threads and handles interact.When you know what is actually happening when you get some useless but friendly error screen, you are able to deal with the problem rather than sitting back and saying WTF?
bago
Oh, and MacAffee anti-virus is just pure bullshit. I installed it on my parents computer and it just sat there eating 60% or her CPU.
Chuck Butcher
I have Windows Live 1 Care, Windows Defender, and all the built ins. I’d notice IE7 updating the day before it went gunny sack. IE8 is buggy and IE7 Emulation is also. And I cannot get IE7 back now since MS is sure I have it already – ie: Vista Ultimate.