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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2008 / Angling For the Female Vote

Angling For the Female Vote

by John Cole|  August 5, 200811:15 am| 88 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

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Via TPM, John McCain, at the Sturgis Rally:

Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

Clearly Obama has a problem with women voters.

*** Update ***

From the comments:

So what if McCain volunteered his wife for a debauched, misogynistic event and also called her a c**t and a trollop?

Obama said “periodically”! ! !

I am waiting for Susie Tompkins Buell to weigh in with her deep and important thoughts.

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  1. 1.

    justin

    August 5, 2008 at 11:17 am

    100 bucks nobody cares unless obama says something about pimping out his wife nekked.

  2. 2.

    TR

    August 5, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Only a chronic bullshitter like McCain would want his wife to be “Miss Buffalo Chip.”

  3. 3.

    Davis X. Machina

    August 5, 2008 at 11:23 am

    PUMA’s, this is the man you’re voting for, because of the sexism that infests the Democratic party. Look hard. No one’s making you do this….

  4. 4.

    The Dangerman

    August 5, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Oh, yeah, campaign at Sturgis – THAT sounds like a good idea. Next up, Burning Man.

  5. 5.

    The Moar You Know

    August 5, 2008 at 11:25 am

    “I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

    Well, at least he’s using the term “woman” these days in reference to his wife. Progress is progress.

  6. 6.

    Zifnab

    August 5, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Only a chronic bullshitter like McCain would want his wife to be “Miss Buffalo Chip.”

    Wait, his current wife or the new model he’ll be picking up after November?

  7. 7.

    dorkboy

    August 5, 2008 at 11:26 am

    He’s so mavericky! xoxoxo

    /MSM

  8. 8.

    Zifnab

    August 5, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Also,

    I CAN HAZ VALUES VOTERS?

    Every evangelical who ever bitched about Clinton and casts his vote for John McCain just vetoed his moral high ground rights until 2012.

  9. 9.

    David Robinson

    August 5, 2008 at 11:30 am

    I hope that works out better than her cookie recipe did.

  10. 10.

    Shinobi

    August 5, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Nothing says “Elect me President!” like showing off your trophy wife to the horny masses.

  11. 11.

    Davis X. Machina

    August 5, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Zifnab, they don’t give a flying fcuk about the moral high ground. The GOP is their team, and it doesn’t matter what they do so long as they win.

    Moses came down from Mt. Sinai not with two stone tablets, but one big foam-rubber “We’re #1!” finger.

    The average evangelical voter’s preference for the GOP has all the moral or theological content as the average denizen of Yawkey Way’s preference for the Olde Towne Team.

  12. 12.

    mikesdak

    August 5, 2008 at 11:40 am

    The Buffalo Chip also once had a competition for “Zucchini Queen” (use your imagination). I wonder if she’d like to enter that?

  13. 13.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I personally would not want to see Cindy McCain’s tits or her va-jay-jay for that matter, the reason being is we know where they have been and there are some things you can’t un-see.

  14. 14.

    Andrew

    August 5, 2008 at 11:43 am

    You liberals and your nasty sarcasm! You know you’re just alienating the pro-misogyny voting block, right?

  15. 15.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Oh and given the brough-ha-ha over Obama’s common sense tire pressue statement I suggest McCain now adopt a new campaign slogan opposed to Obamas “We are the ones we have been waiting for” to state, quite factually “We are the morans we have been waiting for”.

    Go ahead jackasses, make the bumper sticker, it’d at least be truth in advertising.

  16. 16.

    Zifnab

    August 5, 2008 at 11:47 am

    The average evangelical voter’s preference for the GOP has all the moral or theological content as the average denizen of Yawkey Way’s preference for the Olde Towne Team.

    I honestly think you sell the evangelicals short on their sincerity. Anyone who coughs up thousands of dollars a month to a holy roller church, or dresses in mormon underpants every day and whips himself for having impure thoughts, or has twenty kids because – hey – that’s what god intended… these aren’t people who take their faith trivially.

    The GOP finally successfully played the “scary pervert” card against Clinton after he kept beating them on their own southern turf because a great many independent conservative leaning voters take fidelity very seriously. This SHOULD hurt McCain’s chances in the values voter heartland immensely, but the gate-keepers of information dissemination will politely forget it ever happened.

    If they ran this wall to wall on the 700 Club without comment, evangelicals would retract from McCain in revulsion. If the American Family Association put out an email in protest, McCain would be hurt deeply.

    That’s not going to happen for very obvious reasons, but it doesn’t change how evangelical and Republican aren’t synonymous.

  17. 17.

    Krista

    August 5, 2008 at 11:48 am

    So what if McCain volunteered his wife for a debauched, misogynistic event and also called her a c**t and a trollop?

    Obama said “periodically”! ! !

  18. 18.

    Dave

    August 5, 2008 at 11:49 am

    For Cindy’s sake I hope McCain doesn’t find out about the I-Tit-a-Rod Race in Portland, Oregon.

  19. 19.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I think, by volunteering Cindy, McCain was angling for the Mongol vote.

  20. 20.

    nightjar

    August 5, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Andrew Says:

    You liberals and your nasty sarcasm! You know you’re just alienating the pro-misogyny voting block, right?

    I can hear Tweety now declaring MCcain an every day guy you’d love to throw back a beer with, while chunking quarters at the Pole Dancers from your neighborhood Pub.. Now how American is that!

  21. 21.

    Davis X. Machina

    August 5, 2008 at 11:57 am

    If they ran this wall to wall on the 700 Club without comment, evangelicals would retract from McCain in revulsion. If the American Family Association put out an email in protest, McCain would be hurt deeply.

    Maybe ten or fifteen years ago, Zifnab, but if they ran it on TBC or the like today, the faithful would just go watch something else, and then go vote for McCain.

    From beyond the grave, the dead Vince ‘Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing’ Lombardi has done what the living Jefferson Davis, Adolph Hitler and Josef Stalin could not do, destroy the American Republic.

  22. 22.

    CFisher

    August 5, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I’ll helpfully propose a new slogan John McCain can use.

    John McCain: Dedicated to upholding the Bush and Clinton legacies. (Sure, they’re the worst aspects of both legacies, but that’s beside the point.)

  23. 23.

    jake

    August 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    This is the only way Team STR8TALKXPRESS could think of to prove McCane isn’t an elitist.

    Wow.

    Sturgis also brought us the Pickle Licking Contest.

    [Insert Bob Allen joke here].

  24. 24.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    If they ran this wall to wall on the 700 Club without comment, evangelicals would retract from McCain in revulsion. If the American Family Association put out an email in protest, McCain would be hurt deeply.

    Sorry zif, but in this case at least it’s A) his own wife and B) not a boy.

  25. 25.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Forgot to add to my last post. I doubt the fundagelicals would get worked up given those facts.

  26. 26.

    Ninerdave

    August 5, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Every evangelical who ever bitched about Clinton and casts his vote for John McCain just vetoed his moral high ground rights until 2012.

    What high ground?

  27. 27.

    Nylund

    August 5, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Who am I to argue with a husband about his wife? If John called Cindy a sweetheart, I’d take his word for it. So why should I not if he calls her a c#nt and a trollop? But, never will I stand for anyone calling Cindy a whore. After all, its she who has all the money, and he who is getting paid.

  28. 28.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Nylund Says:

    Who am I to argue with a husband about his wife? If John called Cindy a sweetheart, I’d take his word for it. So why should I not if he calls her a c#nt and a trollop? But, never will I stand for anyone calling Cindy a whore. After all, its she who has all the money, and he who is getting paid.

    There is an argument to be made that he should be paying her though…

  29. 29.

    AkaDad

    August 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I think America is ready for a First Lady who wants to show us her tits.

  30. 30.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Oh, John, I eagerly await your take on this.

  31. 31.

    Cat In Seattle

    August 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    McCain needs to read his Bible a little closer. Queen Vashti was banished because her husband ordered her to parade naked around his friends at a drunken banquet he was having, he told his servants to serve anything and as much as anyone wanted. Vashti was not exactly banished for refusing to obey the king, she was banished because Xerxes and his consultants were afraid their own wives would follow suit and become bold enough to refuse any more stoopid demands … Read Esther 1:1-18. While Vashti is often treated by history as if she “deserved” being banished, the truth is she had the kahunas to stand up and refuse to be demeaned that way and it terrified those in power. In Persia where women were nothing more than slaves. A thousand years before Jesus. Need I say more?

    Cat In Seattle

  32. 32.

    JC

    August 5, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Uhmmm…it’s a joke, right? In context, I bet it was pretty funny too.

    Now – of course, if Obama had made this joke, there would be mass chaos in the halls of the media mavens, Chris Matthews would be clutching his pearls, all the Fox team would be saying just how ghetto Obama is, etc.

    That shows our “liberal” media.

    But, outside of the mad media double standard environment, I find McCain’s joke rather humorous…

  33. 33.

    Zifnab

    August 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Sorry zif, but in this case at least it’s A) his own wife and B) not a boy.

    Touche.

  34. 34.

    Cat In Seattle

    August 5, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    McCain needs to read his Bible a little closer. Queen Vashti was banished because her husband ordered her to parade naked around his friends at a drunken banquet he was having, he told his servants to serve anything and as much as anyone wanted. Vashti was not exactly banished for refusing to obey the king, she was banished because Xerxes and his consultants were afraid their own wives would follow suit and become bold enough to refuse any more stoopid demands … Read Esther 1:1-18. While Vashti is often treated by history as if she “deserved” being banished, the truth is she had the kahunas to stand up and refuse to be demeaned that way and it terrified those in power. In Persia where women were nothing more than slaves. A thousand years before Jesus.

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Esther%201:1-18;&version=31;
    Need I say more?

    Cat In Seattle
    P.S. I found it interesting when I was researching this passage that http://www.bible.com excludes the whole above passage and will not show it when you type into their search “Esther 1:1-18” or even “Esther 1:1”. Wonder if it is run by a bunch of so-called “fundamentalists” who aren’t even literal or “fundamental” enough to print their own 5000 year old book accurately. Maybe THEY are afraid of anyone with courage as well… I’m just sayin’ …

  35. 35.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I commented on this over at the GOS:

    What goes on at sturgis doesn’t bother me. Then again I am pretty non-PC and accept it as part of their culture (they being the party hard motorcycle types). However I have no problem Pillorying McCain for doing this especially with all his fakery about caring about women and trying to play like he wasn’t an asshole. The “Buffalo Chip” contest is voluntary as anyone who has ever been to, or seen the History Channel documentary about Sturgis knows. However it’s self voluntary not “Hey take my wife” voluntary.

    It’s one thing to volunteer for this it’s another to say “I volunteer my old lady”.

  36. 36.

    LanceThruster

    August 5, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    This is great news for Hillary!

  37. 37.

    Genine

    August 5, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    But it’s pretty bad form to insult your wife in public in the first place. And it’s very bad form to use a term that so many women find incredibly offensive.

    Yes, but “periodically” is WAY worse! Don’t forget he said “claws come out” and “Sweetie!” How can you compare “c*unt” to “sweetie”!

    It would take TEN c-Words to equal the offensiveness of “Sweetie”!

  38. 38.

    Noah

    August 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Oh My God!. John McCain is the original gangsta, and Cindy McCain is a Masta Drug Smuggla!

  39. 39.

    Napoleon

    August 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    One thing, this election season has been comic gold. I never thought I would live to see a Presidential candidate volunteer his wife for something like this at a Harley biker gathering (I remember Carter taking shit for his Playboy interview).

  40. 40.

    Napoleon

    August 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    TPM now has a follow up post on the contest up.

  41. 41.

    Krista

    August 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    That’s true, Genine. My goodness, I call people “sweetie” all the time — young, old, male, female. Really, I’m surprised that I have any friends left after insulting them all like that.

    Well, lesson learned. The next time I send an email to my friend’s 6-year-old daughter, I won’t insult her like that.

    I’ll call her a c*nt instead.

  42. 42.

    Napoleon

    August 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    If they ran this wall to wall on the 700 Club without comment, evangelicals would retract from McCain in revulsion. If the American Family Association put out an email in protest, McCain would be hurt deeply.

    That’s not going to happen for very obvious reasons, but it doesn’t change how evangelical and Republican aren’t synonymous.

    You know, this thing is going to be wall to wall on the late night shows. It will be to good for them not to flog it to death.

  43. 43.

    John Cole

    August 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Now – of course, if Obama had made this joke, there would be mass chaos in the halls of the media mavens, Chris Matthews would be clutching his pearls, all the Fox team would be saying just how ghetto Obama is, etc.

    That is kind of precisely the point.

  44. 44.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    O/T but Obama favors killing live babies you have to be fucking kidding me.

  45. 45.

    the whacker

    August 5, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I wonder if McBuffalochip was wearing his $520 Ferragamo loafers.

  46. 46.

    D-Chance.

    August 5, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    If Big Mitch had been the butt of the joke, we would have heard no end from the Liberals over the racist nature of the humor.

  47. 47.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    more O/T but jesus H Christ

  48. 48.

    dbrown

    August 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    McSame wants his wife to win the title Mss Buffalo CHIP! You mean he wants her to have the title first lady and pile of steaming cow shit!? and the media has made a pass on this? He wants his wife to compete with some ‘topless’ biker woman and earn the right to be called SHIT!? Only in bushworld and its media bend over can they have another would ignore this insult to woman.

  49. 49.

    Genine

    August 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Krista Says:

    That’s true, Genine. My goodness, I call people “sweetie” all the time—young, old, male, female. Really, I’m surprised that I have any friends left after insulting them all like that.

    Well, lesson learned. The next time I send an email to my friend’s 6-year-old daughter, I won’t insult her like that.

    I’ll call her a c*nt instead.

    **nods sagely** That’s the only way she’ll grow to have any esteem or self-respect.

    Though I don’t know what could be done about the damage that has already happened.

    Maybe, therapy?

    But I’m worse than you are, Krista. I still call people “sweetie”. Don’t be shocked. I know its wrong. But I can’t help it.

    I have an illness.

  50. 50.

    demimondian

    August 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    But I’m worse than you are, Krista.

    How is that possible, Genine? Krista is…CANADIAN.

  51. 51.

    Punchy

    August 5, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    When I’m trying to impress the broads, I just walk up to chicks and shout “BOOBIES!!”. Works with those da hoes every time.

  52. 52.

    Krista

    August 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Punchy Says:

    When I’m trying to impress the broads, I just walk up to chicks and shout “BOOBIES!!”. Works with those da hoes every time.

    You sir, have a bright future in the Republican Party.

  53. 53.

    Napoleon

    August 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Yo

    u sir, have a bright future in the Republican Party.

    Only if he is wearing a wetsuit or the person with boobies is a transexual.

  54. 54.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Krista Says:

    That’s true, Genine. My goodness, I call people “sweetie” all the time—young, old, male, female. Really, I’m surprised that I have any friends left after insulting them all like that.

    Well, lesson learned. The next time I send an email to my friend’s 6-year-old daughter, I won’t insult her like that.

    I’ll call her a c*nt instead.

    No, no see she’s to young to be a c*nt, for now she’s just a trollop.

  55. 55.

    Dork

    August 5, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    O/T but Obama favors killing live babies you have to be fucking kidding me

    Well, that seals it. I’ve made up my mind. Obama it is. I look forward to fewer distractions in restaurants and lesser punks on my lawn.

  56. 56.

    Splitting Image

    August 5, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    P.S. I found it interesting when I was researching this passage that http://www.bible.com excludes the whole above passage and will not show it when you type into their search “Esther 1:1-18” or even “Esther 1:1”. Wonder if it is run by a bunch of so-called “fundamentalists” who aren’t even literal or “fundamental” enough to print their own 5000 year old book accurately. Maybe THEY are afraid of anyone with courage as well… I’m just sayin’ …

    Actually, I found the passage by searching for “Vashti”. I’m guessing their database is keyed to words in the text but not book and chapter names. Esther’s name probably doesn’t appear in chapter 1.

    Maybe they needed to do it so you can find references to “Matthew”,”John” or “Isaiah” without generating a link to every line of those books.

  57. 57.

    Krista

    August 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    demimondian Says:

    But I’m worse than you are, Krista.

    How is that possible, Genine? Krista is…CANADIAN.

    /sticks tongue out at demi

  58. 58.

    KRK

    August 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    This is just more evidence that the success of Obama’s European trip, especially the Berlin speech, really got under McCain’s skin. His handlers needed to find him a comparable “event,” so they picked a ready-made crowd that would be at least plausibly sympathetic to McCain and would be obviously having a good time.

  59. 59.

    Brachiator

    August 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

    “I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

    Bikers rule! Nobody cares about this. Seriously. And I’m not sure that many would perceive this as sexist, except for the perpetual bluenoses. Yeah, some fundies might get their noses out of joint, but they are not the sum total of the Republican Party.

    This kind of thing actually makes McCain seem more like an average guy, and it also is in keeping with his past image as a wild and sexy fighter pilot.

    I’ve heard guys (obviously not women) say that they will vote for McCain because he is a war hero and because his wife is a smoking hot blond MILF. His actual record doesn’t matter. He and his wife look like the kind of people they can see living in the White House.

    Krista Says:

    So what if McCain volunteered his wife for a debauched, misogynistic event and also called her a c**t and a trollop?

    The trollop story has been around for a while. Obviously people don’t care and view it as a private matter between husband and spouse. Although it is objectionable, no one has ever connected the dots between this comment and McCain’s ability to be president. He is hot headed. He made a terrible remark. But no one knows if he apologized for it.

    By the way, I think that McCain would be judged differently on this had he made the comment to a staffer.

    John Cole Says:

    Now – of course, if Obama had made this joke, there would be mass chaos in the halls of the media mavens, Chris Matthews would be clutching his pearls, all the Fox team would be saying just how ghetto Obama is, etc.

    That is kind of precisely the point.

    There is a double standard at work here for many voters, but there is not much that one can do about it. Being a white male is the default setting for a presidential candidate in the American political consciousness. The remarks and behavior of a nonwhite candidate — or a woman — is going to be viewed through a different prism.

  60. 60.

    Chris Johnson

    August 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Unlike some people I can’t fault the evangelicals’ sincerity. I don’t believe this is likely to actually help McCain hang on to values voters… I think they’re gonna feel ripped off, and maybe they’ll stay home, but I hope some of them will switch over to Obama. You can make an argument for how Obama’s platform and intentions are closer to what Jesus would do than the way McCain carries on- particularly if there are some more nasty moments out of him.

  61. 61.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Krista Says:

    Punchy Says:

    When I’m trying to impress the broads, I just walk up to chicks and shout “BOOBIES!!”. Works with those da hoes every time.

    You sir, have a bright future in the Republican Party.

    Not true, he only would have a bright future if he was a professional tap-dancer who specialized in bathroom ballet or had a thing for diapers or had any variation on the screen name “maf”.

  62. 62.

    Ripley

    August 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    McSame wants his wife to win the title Mss Buffalo CHIP! You mean he wants her to have the title first lady and pile of steaming cow shit!?

    Well, in his defense, you’re wrong. A buffalo chip is an old, hard, dried up pile of shit. There’s nothing fresh or steamy about it.

    (You can take the boy off the cattle farm, and all that rot…)

  63. 63.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Ripley Says:

    McSame wants his wife to win the title Mss Buffalo CHIP! You mean he wants her to have the title first lady and pile of steaming cow shit!?

    Well, in his defense, you’re wrong. A buffalo chip is an old, hard, dried up pile of shit. There’s nothing fresh or steamy about it.
    (You can take the boy off the cattle farm, and all that rot…)

    Shouldn’t McCain himself be a shoe-in then?

  64. 64.

    Genine

    August 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    demimondian Says:

    But I’m worse than you are, Krista.

    How is that possible, Genine? Krista is…CANADIAN.

    Yes, but I’m African-American…. how does that size up on the right-o-meter?

    I know I’m above the French, but below the British. I’m equal, above or below the Hispanic, depending on which group McCain is talking to or if Lou Dobbs is talking to. Hmmm…. maybe I’m equal to Canadian? I don’t know.

    **panics** Oh, noes! I don’t know my place in the world.

  65. 65.

    Richardson

    August 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Man, this is going to be awesome!!!

    The media will be all over this on an endless loop, 24/7 with nonstop discussions concerning how these comments disgrace the candidate, how women will never vote for him now, and how unqualified these statements make him for the presidency.

    I can’t wait to see the damage control arising from….oh wait…you say, John McCain made these comments and not Obama? Well, nothing to see here then. Let’s move right along please. The McMedia has far better things to report upon than this trivial affair – speaking of which, did you here about McCain’s latest ad knocking Obama – we sure need to spend a few weeks discussing the positive merits of that one.

  66. 66.

    Brachiator

    August 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Cat In Seattle Says:

    McCain needs to read his Bible a little closer. Queen Vashti was banished because her husband ordered her to parade naked around his friends at a drunken banquet he was having, he told his servants to serve anything and as much as anyone wanted. Vashti was not exactly banished for refusing to obey the king, she was banished because Xerxes and his consultants were afraid their own wives would follow suit and become bold enough to refuse any more stoopid demands … Read Esther 1:1-18. While Vashti is often treated by history as if she “deserved” being banished, the truth is she had the kahunas to stand up and refuse to be demeaned that way and it terrified those in power. In Persia where women were nothing more than slaves. A thousand years before Jesus.

    The Book of Esther is probably an appropriation of a story out of Persian mythology. Even historians who have worked hard to try to place the story in history try to make the king of the story Artaxerxes II Mnemon instead of Xerxes. Consequently, it is hard to try to make the case that the story says anything about Persian women in ancient history.

    And of course, neither the reigns of Xerxes (485–465 BC) nor Artaxerxes (ca. 436 – 358 BC) are a thousand years before Jesus.

  67. 67.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Obama calls it like it is: “The GOP takes pride in being ignorant”

    Also calls them the “L” word and not the one that’s on showtime.

  68. 68.

    The Moar You Know

    August 5, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    His handlers needed to find him a comparable “event,” so they picked a ready-made crowd that would be at least plausibly sympathetic drunk as fuck with a guaranteed low-information bias to McCain and would be obviously having a good time.

    Fixt.

  69. 69.

    Fern

    August 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    No, no see she’s to young to be a c*nt, for now she’s just a trollop.

    Or a wench.

  70. 70.

    dbrown

    August 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    So McSame’s first lady will be a ‘dried out’ pile of steaming cow shit – correction applied

  71. 71.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Jerome Corsi smacked down by Contessa Brewer on MSNBC.

  72. 72.

    demimondian

    August 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Yes, but I’m African-American…. how does that size up on the right-o-meter?

    Yeah, I know that…I’m ignoring that for now.

    Remember that the five-minute hate is always directed at only one enemy of the nation at a time, and, (far) right now, that’s the Canuckistani.

    Don’t worry, though, you’ll get your turn.

  73. 73.

    AnneLaurie

    August 5, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    The average evangelical voter’s preference for the GOP has all the moral or theological content as the average denizen of Yawkey Way’s preference for the Olde Towne Team.

    Well, *sure*, Mr. DXM! After all, this “politics” stuff is just another sporting event, where everyone shows up in their team’s colors, has a few brews, shouts insults at the opposition, lets their inhibitions down for a couple hours & goes home happy. It’s not like choosing one team over the other might have anything to do with the real world, or the economy, or our own and our kids’ futures!…

    Future historians, if there are any, will condemn the Media Village Idiots and Beltway Courtiers who developed this “Politics is all about the horse race” trophe as more destructive to global humanity than the Golden Horde at its worst.

    Of course McCain (“Exactly as misogynist macho as the C-Plus Augustus, and you actually *can* have a beer with Old John!”)is basing his whole campaign on this happy fantasy, because anyone who understands that “Politics is the question of who eats, and who gets eaten” is not going to vote for a lazy, touchy, half-bright ‘tough guy’ with a life-long history of service to the megacorporatist robber barons. And our Media Village Idiots will cheer his erractic progress and laud every stumble as proof that Old John McLame is One of Us (unlike that slick overpaid uppity highdollar eee-letist on the other team, who thinks he’s above lavishing the MVIs with the attention & bbq to which they believe themselves entitled in their self-selected roles as referees.) Bread and circuses, beyotches!

  74. 74.

    Genine

    August 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    demimondian Says:

    Yes, but I’m African-American…. how does that size up on the right-o-meter?

    Yeah, I know that…I’m ignoring that for now.

    Remember that the five-minute hate is always directed at only one enemy of the nation at a time, and, (far) right now, that’s the Canuckistani.

    Don’t worry, though, you’ll get your turn.

    Oh, goodie! Yay!

  75. 75.

    lurker

    August 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    You’d think this sort of think would bother the PUMAs, who are still obsessing over Obama calling a woman reporter “sweetie,” once (for which he apologized).

    Well….no…
    http://www.yestodemocracy.com/yes_to_democracy_no_to_pu/2008/08/mccain-voluntee.html

  76. 76.

    Dreggas

    August 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Genine Says:

    demimondian Says:

    Yes, but I’m African-American…. how does that size up on the right-o-meter?

    Yeah, I know that…I’m ignoring that for now.

    Remember that the five-minute hate is always directed at only one enemy of the nation at a time, and, (far) right now, that’s the Canuckistani.

    Don’t worry, though, you’ll get your turn.

    Oh, goodie! Yay!

    There’s a joke, albeit a bad one about this…

  77. 77.

    Scrutinizer

    August 5, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Queen Vashti was banished because her husband ordered her to parade naked around his friends at a drunken banquet he was having,

    Huh? How did you get from

    He told them to bring Queen Vashti to him. He wanted her to come wearing her royal crown. He wanted to show off her beauty to the people and nobles. She was lovely to look at.

    to parading nekkid around his friends?

  78. 78.

    Delia

    August 5, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    This story must be a big mistake. I just checked NOIQ for the first time in weeks, and they have no record of St. McCain offering his wife up for a biker slut contest. You’ll be relieved to know, however, that Agent Flowbee is hot on the case of the faked Obama birth certificate.

  79. 79.

    neal peart

    August 5, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Geddy, Alex and I really don’t care if Mrs. McCain wants to be Ms. Blue Chip and has to fuck every biker in South Dakota to win. We also don’t care if McCain even said this in public. We are not prude.

    We think it is a good strategy for Sen. Obama to ridicule the 28% percenters – calling them ignorant is a good start. He’ll never win them over anyways so he may as well call them for what they are. Ignorant.

  80. 80.

    Martin

    August 5, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Oh, yeah, campaign at Sturgis – THAT sounds like a good idea. Next up, Burning Man.

    Done!

    McCAIN TO CAMPAIGN AT BURNING MAN

    Phoenix, AZ — Senator and presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain has rocked the political world by announcing his intention to bring his campaign to Nevada’s Black Rock Desert this summer, during the counter-cultural art event known as Burning Man.

    “While our opponents would callously ignore them, this proud American believes that even temporary cities deserve the attention of the President of the United States,” said McCain senior staffer Mark Dosenberner. “We are proud that Black Rock City will be a stop on the ‘Straight Talk Express’ tour this summer.”

    Citing the compatibility of the Burning Man festival’s “American Dream” art theme with his campaign’s message of a bigger, stronger, somewhat-taller America, McCain hopes to reach out to the thousands of “Burners” who gather in the desert for this 7-day celebration of radical self-expression, radical self-reliance, community and art. “I look forward to engaging with the good folks of Black Rock City, and showing them not just by my words, but through my actions that deep down, despite all our glaringly stark differences, we share the same American Dream.

  81. 81.

    Sasha

    August 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    I think Pandagon nailed it:

    All I’m saying is that if Barack Obama had gone to an event with 20,000 people wasting gas to talk about energy and said that his wife should have simulated sucking a banana dick between another woman’s legs, this race would be fucking over.

  82. 82.

    jbarntt

    August 5, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    Hi John,

    Your blog has truly hit the level of Democratic Underground. Did McCain really want his wife to participate in the beauty contest at this event, or was he simply making a joke ? Did she participate ? Did she take offense ?

    Of course not.

    This is on the level of Obama is a Muslim crap.

    I found your blog a few years ago and liked your centrist/libertarian perspective. No problem that you have changed your views to that of a standard liberal Democrat, but when all you are is an echo of the likes of DU, I don’t get it. You used to be thoughtful, now it’s just boilerplate.

  83. 83.

    Ricky

    August 5, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    Since even ABC news is blogging on Miss Cow Chip, I hardly think John should hold his head in shame. Check out the comments over at ABC’s Political Radar.

    They are cheering Cindy on while fighting the Muslim takeover at the same time. Be sure and check “steveo”
    at 7:41 p.m. http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/08/mccain-voluntee.html?cid=125399090

  84. 84.

    Jrod

    August 6, 2008 at 12:06 am

    So, jbarntt, do you suppose that if Obama said something similar, our media’s reaction would be to chuckle at his silly joke and move on?

    Or would Obama’s joke be the top story on the 24-hour news channels for a week, while the bobbleheads discuss whether any man so arrogant that he’s willing to whore out his own wife was fit to be President?

    That’s the point that John was making, not that McCain was at all serious.

  85. 85.

    Pete

    August 6, 2008 at 9:34 am

    McCain fits in perfectly with the Harley subculture. Every weekend motorcyclists have to put up with these ignorant white trash assholes puttering around on good mountain roads, going incredibly slow, flying giant POW/MIA/’Merican flags, and causing traffic jams on otherwise open roads. The Harley crowd even holds cars up. God forbid they should ever move to the side of their lane and let the faster folks pass – that wouldn’t be very bad ass I guess.

    Everyone cops a bad ass “biker” attitude, no one knows shit about bikes or how to actually ride, and they don’t even make an effort to hide their homophobia and racism at events like this. The irony is that a lot of these douche bag hicks think it’s completely straight and defensible to go around dressed in leather chaps, vests, and jackets with frills. At least they’ll all be dead in 15-20 years, and since Harley-Davidson is geared almost exclusively now towards building nostalgia vanity pieces for old rednecks with a Wild One fetish it’ll probably start to tank too, a la Ford and GM. McCain should be able to completely sweep the Harley demographic – they’re the mega-SUV driving tards of the broader motorcycling demo. Fuck McCain and fuck Harley-Davidson too.

  86. 86.

    Pete

    August 6, 2008 at 9:47 am

    And one more thing – as far as service members being able to buy bikes while overseas through AAFES is concerned, the fact that HD has a monopoly on this market is criminal. Soldiers and officers should be able to buy what they want, and the un-crusty ones don’t want glorified wheelchairs (Harley’s).

    AAFES needs to give Yamaha, Honda, Ducati, BMW, Suzuki, and KTM (just for starters) access into this market.

  87. 87.

    John Spragge

    August 6, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Never mind that the Sturgis Rally has sex/entertainment/drinking complexes encroaching on Mato Paha (Bear Butte), the place more sacred to the People of the Plains (Lakota, Cheyenne, Arapaho) than any other. When Senator Obama visited the Wailing Wall, did he offer to have a strpperama set up?

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