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Sleepytime

by John Cole|  August 7, 200810:11 am| 17 Comments

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Yeah, this is so sweet I feel like I need to brush my teeth:

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  1. 1.

    Nikki

    August 7, 2008 at 10:17 am

    I would never have believed it if I hadn’t seen it. He must have been singing them to sleep from when they were born.

  2. 2.

    linda

    August 7, 2008 at 10:23 am

    oh man. i wonder how that first lullaby happened. too friggin cute.

  3. 3.

    Joshua Norton

    August 7, 2008 at 10:27 am

    ZOMG! I need an insulin drip. Stat!

  4. 4.

    gbear

    August 7, 2008 at 10:37 am

    That looks like my monday morning staff meetings when the boss starts to speak.

  5. 5.

    HeartlandLiberal

    August 7, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I forwarded this to one of my best friends. She is single, lives alone, and participates in Sheltie rescue. She has as many as eight of the loudest, yappingest dogs you can imagine living in the back room and yard of her house at any one time while she tries to find homes for them.

    Shelties BARK ALL THE TIME! NON-STOP!

    Sheltie Rescue Organizations Nationwide Directory

    Drives me crazy when I go by to visit or help her move furniture and stuff.

  6. 6.

    Krista

    August 7, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Awwww….poor behbehs. Thanks for posting that, John.

  7. 7.

    Jesurgislac

    August 7, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Thanks for sharing that, John.

    Once when I was very down I googled Youtube for “laughing babies”. I never admitted this to anyone till now, but, yeah: watching home videos of babies laughing is pretty much a guaranteed upper. Like butch guy singing puppies to sleep…

  8. 8.

    Big E

    August 7, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Think we can get this guy to sing at both Conventions?
    Then we can get the weeks over early and get on to the election…..

  9. 9.

    NR

    August 7, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Cute! I wonder if it’ll work when they’re all grown up….

  10. 10.

    pharniel

    August 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    broken link is broken.sadness

  11. 11.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    OT: Listening to “Air Time on NPR.” The topic is what should Hillary and her supporters’ part be in the convention?” They are taking calls. The Clintonistas are dominating the phone calls. Needless to say, their idea is that the convention should be all about Hillary and her supporters until Obama is nominated on Friday. Sexism, sexism, sexism!
    Shoot me now.

  12. 12.

    RareSanity

    August 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    How the hell am I supposed to remain a cynical, bitter curmudgeon when you show me things like that?

    (reads new post about Broder) Now I feel better, I was beginning to feel warm for a second.

  13. 13.

    harlana pepper

    August 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    That is so cute, it hurts.

  14. 14.

    Punchy

    August 7, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Is that your family? And are those pit-bulls?

  15. 15.

    RoonieRoo

    August 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    I sing to my dog to get him to go to sleep. I’ve been doing it long enough since he was a puppy it’s a training cue now.

    He comes over to me and I sing the same “Goodnight Greggie” song to him and he lays down and goes to sleep every time. He often won’t go to bed until I sing the song.

  16. 16.

    99 Percent Pure

    August 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    That is so cute, so sweet. Ahhhhh….

  17. 17.

    Johnny Pez

    August 8, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Paging Norbizness! Paging Norbizness!

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