Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

“Alexa, change the president.”

We still have time to mess this up!

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Bark louder, little dog.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Stand up, dammit!

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

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  10. 10.

    TheFountainHead

    Brother/Sister Baseball Bat of Compassionate Forgiveness

    I think it’s broken. That can’t be my name.

  12. 12.

    cleek

    “Marshal.ReleaseComObject(selection);”

    no, wait. that was just some clipboard crap.

    i am… Brother/Sister Arrow of Peace

  15. 15.

    JL

    Sister Arrow of Peace

    Should we sign in using our jihadist name from now on John, You certainly have a wide range of topics, today.

  17. 17.

    JL

    Sister Peaceful Battle Axe of Compassionate Mindfulness I didn’t register the name and I have actually been called worse so what the heck.

  18. 18.

    Xenos

    Brother Flaming Whip of Compassionate Harmony

    That actually sounds like it came from my libertarian sister-in-law. No brother-in-law gets respect…

  23. 23.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    The Dynamite vest of Diversity has me crying I am laughing so hard.

    Thanks. I made it up because I didn’t want to click the link here at work. Overpaid and underappreciated is a dangerous combination for successful continued employment.

  26. 26.

    iluvsummr

    I’m Sister Taser of Temperance. I will tase you, gently, 17 times while your back is broken because you fell off an overpass, or not at all. Your choice.

  28. 28.

    JC

    Hate to burst the bubble, but a question – there is a story at Daily Kos:

    Obama is the Anti-Christ post

    It reminded me – I have a friend who I’ve had since high school, who’s political outlook is, shall we say – radically different from mine.

    He’s a person who’s never made a lot of money, and is a Hispanic who lives outside of Orlando. He is very active in a Protestant Hispanic church – there’s been a mini-boomlet of these, in the South recently.

    At any rate, recently, when talking about Obama – he’s been saying similar things – “where did this guy come from??” “who is he??” “you know the Bible talks about the anti-Christ coming like this”, etc.

    It is crazy stuff, but for this to filter down to this small, podunk, protestant church in Florida – where the sermon is given in Spanish – this MUST be more prevalent than I knew, right?

    Of course, all I told him is “he’s Christian, read his books, there is simply NO evidence to ground your fear”, and he listened to me (or pretended to at least.)

    Still – creepy, huh?

  31. 31.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    Obama is the Anti-Christ post

    Just remind your friend about the first three and a half GOOD years of the coming tribulation. That’s three and a half more than godboy produced in the last seven years.

  32. 32.

    Original Lee

    Sister Honorable Taser of Hope.

    I see two other members of my itinerant chapter here. While we may cross paths occasionally, we never cross the beams.

  39. 39.

    Liz

    Sister Atom Bomb of Debate. Each side will have 5 minutes…OR ELSE!

    I’d never seen this letter…thank you for re-linking! It’s brilliant.

  45. 45.

    Z

    As Sister Machine Gun of Mild Harmony, I’m gonna shoot this mutha f*ckin place up with rational discourse! Eat my enlightenment, mutha f*ckas!

  46. 46.

    Dreggas

    JC Says:

    Hate to burst the bubble, but a question – there is a story at Daily Kos:

    Obama is the Anti-Christ post

    It reminded me – I have a friend who I’ve had since high school, who’s political outlook is, shall we say – radically different from mine.

    He’s a person who’s never made a lot of money, and is a Hispanic who lives outside of Orlando. He is very active in a Protestant Hispanic church – there’s been a mini-boomlet of these, in the South recently.

    At any rate, recently, when talking about Obama – he’s been saying similar things – “where did this guy come from??” “who is he??” “you know the Bible talks about the anti-Christ coming like this”, etc.

    It is crazy stuff, but for this to filter down to this small, podunk, protestant church in Florida – where the sermon is given in Spanish – this MUST be more prevalent than I knew, right?

    Of course, all I told him is “he’s Christian, read his books, there is simply NO evidence to ground your fear”, and he listened to me (or pretended to at least.)

    Still – creepy, huh?

    What I find most amusing here is that these people think some human being is going to appear who can magickally make the world unite behind him. Last I looked we bombed the living shit out of one another just for getting a funny look.

  47. 47.

    Pb

    I think I’ll stick with Brother Molotov Cocktail of Discussion.

    Help me out here: if the Antichrist is supposed to be Jewish, then does that mean that Obama is now really a faux Christian / secret Muslim / super secret Jew? Sweet, collect all three.

  50. 50.

    Dreggas

    Michael D. Says:

    While we may cross paths occasionally, we never cross the beams.
    Dark Tower reference?

    The confusion is in Ghost busters it was cross the streams.

  51. 51.

    JC

    Funny enough, he DID vote for John Kerry – although voted for Bush the 1st time. Clinton in 96, and then G.W. Bush in 92.

    He is predisposed to vote for a Democrat – being Hispanic, he loathes the immigration fanatics – so he would have voted for Hillary – but this whole smear campaign has activated his religious paranoia reflex…

  54. 54.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    He is predisposed to vote for a Democrat – being Hispanic, he loathes the immigration fanatics – so he would have voted for Hillary – but this whole smear campaign has activated his religious paranoia reflex…

    Sounds like a couple minutes alone with Brother Brass Knuckles Of Convenant Eschatology could ease your friend’s concern.

  55. 55.

    colleeniem

    I think I’ll stick with Brother Molotov Cocktail of Discussion.

    Help me out here: if the Antichrist is supposed to be Jewish, then does that mean that Obama is now really a faux Christian / secret Muslim / super secret Jew? Sweet, collect all three.

    As Sister Hammer of Desirable Diversity, I venerate our coming savior/destroyer.

  56. 56.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Sister Nine Iron of Mindful Contemplation here, man that’s going to be hard to get printed on a credit card :)

  57. 57.

    Jon H

    I always liked the Terry Pratchett character Constable Visit, short for ‘Visit-the-unbeliever-with-explanatory-pamphlets’

  60. 60.

    Conservatively Liberal

    Brother Rail Gun of Enlightenment

    A single shot of logic always kills them. ;)

  63. 63.

    PeterJ

    I’m Brother Garotte of Discussion.

    Guess that makes me a junior disciple of Al Gore.

  66. 66.

    MikeL

    If I use my full name, including middle name, I’m:

    Brother ICBM of Mindful Non-Dualism.

    Brother Baseball Bat of Tranquility is now sobbing in the corner, in the knowledge that ICBM of [Anything] beats the crap out of Baseball Bat of [Anything].

    Mindful Non-Dualism? That’s the icing on the cake!

  68. 68.

    MikeL

    George W Bush –> Brother Flaming Pistol of Reflection

    Then I realized it was a typo. I had typed Biush.

    In actuality,
    George W Bush –> Brother Cudgel of Undeclared Equanimity

    I like the first one a whole lot better. And I suspect most Americans would agree.

    See, many of Bush’s problems can be traced to the “Undeclared” thing. Some Reflection would do him good.

  74. 74.

    Libby Spencer

    Sister Immaculate Guillotine of Engaged Wisdom

    I like it. Makes me feel like the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland. Sentence first, trial later. Off with their heads.

  75. 75.

    Cruel Jest

    Brother Inspired Pointy Implement of Humanitarianism

    It’d got some Monty Python on it. I’m calling it a keeper.

  78. 78.

    Delia

    Sister Derringer of Warm Mindfulness.

    I’ll have to remember that when I go to yoga class.

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