Dear Pastor Warren,
We know you promised to rise above partisanship and avoid “gotcha” questions when you host Obama and McCain at Saddleback Valley Community Church, but you have no idea how god damned desperate we are this year. Can you please act like a partisan hack AND REPEATEDLY STATE THAT OBAMA WANTS TO KILL UNBORN BABIES AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY?
If you don’t, the baby Jesus may weep. If Obama doesn’t travel through time and abort him, too.