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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2008 / Don’t Blame St. John

Don’t Blame St. John

by John Cole|  August 19, 200812:27 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Mainstream Media's McCain Mancrush

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He is just an innocent victim of the media, bloggers, and the conservative establishment:

Brooks is a conservative who admires McCain, so I suppose even this level of criticism is sort of admirable. Still, the passive-voice construction of the entire column really grates. Bloggers are somehow responsible for McCain running juvenile ads comparing Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? A bored press is responsible for McCain claiming that Obama puts personal interest ahead of country? The conservative establishment prevented McCain from calling out Jerome Corsi’s book for the vile trash that it is? The system forced McCain to hire one of Karl Rove’s disciples as his campaign manager?

Enough. Just enough. There are plenty of ways of getting attention, and McCain made his own choices. No one forced them on him, not the system, not bloggers, not the press. If McCain is running a campaign based on personal destruction, he’s doing it because that’s the choice he made. Less passive voice, please.

And don’t you dare wonder why we should vote to give this guy control of the country when he can’t even control the direction of his campaign.

Why? Shut up, that is why! Don’t question his patriotism! You know he was a POW, dontcha!

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  1. 1.

    The Other Steve

    August 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Mark Halperin is on Minnesota Public Radio! Right now, you can listen on the internet.

    http://minnesota.publicradio.org/radio/programs/midday/

    He’s being funny, claiming he’s unbiased. :-)

  2. 2.

    jake

    August 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Meanwhile Obama is responsible for the lyrics of songs written by people who support him.

  3. 3.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Yes, but McCain will win in Iraq and pursue bin Laden to the gates of hell – as long as no one tells him not to .

  4. 4.

    BombIranForChrist

    August 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    What we all need to remember is that McCain suffered for Murka and because of his sacrifice, we must support him, even if we destroy the country in the process.

    Why? Because McCain gave his life for Murka. He gave his arms. His legs. His manhood. He gave all of this for Murka.

    He died for us. He died for our sins. And then he was re-born on the third day to lead us in our national struggle against Islamo-russo-fasco-communism. He did this for you. He did this for me. He did this for Murka, you little jerks.

    I am a patriot of Murka. Are you?

  5. 5.

    Martin

    August 19, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Personal responsibility is for people that make less than $5M per year. McCain is just a victim of society.

  6. 6.

    Incertus

    August 19, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Meanwhile Obama is responsible for the lyrics of songs written by people who support him.

    Does that mean we can blame the trainwreck that “An American Carol” is sure to be on John McCain?

  7. 7.

    Ugh

    August 19, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Hah, just noticed the new category, nice one.

  8. 8.

    strawmanmunny

    August 19, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Yes, but McCain will win in Iraq and pursue bin Laden to the gates of hell – as long as no one tells him not to .

    Yes, but every Republican knows, that the tribal areas of Pakistan are beyond the Gates of Hell.

    If America elects John McCain, we will reap what we sow. If eight years of this crap doesn’t wake enough people up, I guess it’s just going to take 12.

    Bush = Coolidge
    McCain = Hoover

    For those that forget their history, they are doomed to repeat it.

  9. 9.

    liberal

    August 19, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Martin wrote,

    Personal responsibility is for people that make less than $5M per year.

    And for Democrats and liberals. Never for Rethuglicans.

  10. 10.

    cleek

    August 19, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    for he be so honorable and blessed with the mark of the maverick, St. John Sidney The Innocent of BBQ III can not be assigned responsibility for what his employees do in his name. they do ill out of overzealous love for the man, not because he wishes their misbehavior. let us not dismiss the man, the maverick, the Pensioner Of War; that the rest of us were half as decent, the world would find itself with a surplus of honor.

  11. 11.

    wasabi gasp

    August 19, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    There’s nothing sexier in a man than desperately abandoning your principles. tsss…HOT!

  12. 12.

    bago

    August 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    dontcha! … dontcha what?

  13. 13.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    So if “media, bloggers, and the conservative establishment” made McCain turn against his own stated principles a tricky mofo like Putin should have no problem making him blow a dead pig on network television.

  14. 14.

    sy

    August 19, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Brooks is a republican apologist prick that stands just to the left of Kristol Meth. By a millimeter.

  15. 15.

    srv

    August 19, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    OK, I have the new meme:

    John McCain For POWTUS

    Please distribute through the fluffersphere.

  16. 16.

    Matthew

    August 19, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Those damn kids refused to get off his lawn, bum rushed his door, took his campaign hostage, and are running the kind of nefarious campaign that John McCain would vomit in anger at if he weren’t under the control of ruffian youths. You can’t blame him for that, can you liberals? THEY’VE GOT HIS FAMILY!!

    John McCain isn’t responsible for anything he says or does and if you take offense to anything he says or does he has an explanation for why what he said and did isn’t what he said or did.

    thesebastards.blogspot.com

  17. 17.

    Xenos

    August 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    McCain seems to be taunting Obama at every step of the way. His campaign is spending millions on commercials during the Democratic campaign… He would flip out if Obama did the same. At a certain point, when the desperation and bad faith get obvious, McCain will have set himself up for a hell of a fall.

    The worse thing that could happen to McCain would be to be turned into a joke. He seems determined to do half that job himself.

  18. 18.

    Tsulagi

    August 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Shut up, that is why! Don’t question his patriotism! You know he was a POW, dontcha!

    And don’t forget, he rode in a jet fighter and was shot down. Undeniable qualifications to lead the country. Questioning that brilliant analysis firmly establishes you as a Nazi appeaser. Or inartful to some.

  19. 19.

    Joshua Norton

    August 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Yes but, he got the GI bill passed. You know, the one he voted against. Just ask Fox Noise.

    I smell smoke. I think someone’s pants are on fire.

  20. 20.

    Adam

    August 19, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Yes but, he got the GI bill passed. You know, the one he voted against. Just ask Fox Noise.

    He didn’t vote against it, he opposed it, offered a competing bill, and skipped out on the vote. Totally different.

  21. 21.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Yes but, he got the GI bill passed. You know, the one he voted against.

    You’ve got him all wrong. McCain is so impressed by the sacrifices of our military people that he voted to enable them to keep sacrificing. He was doing them a favor.

  22. 22.

    Tsulagi

    August 19, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Yes, but McCain will win in Iraq and pursue bin Laden to the gates of hell – as long as no one tells him not to .

    Or if he’s not too busy getting off on ABBA…

    Presumptive nominee John McCain called a Phoenix radio station last Friday and confessed to a secret passion for ABBA!

    McCain dropped the ABBA bombshell on the popular Johnjay and Rich Show on Phoenix’s KZZP-FM. McCain told the deejays that before big speeches he pumps himself up by listening to the Swedish quartet’s 1977 hit “Take a Chance on Me.”

    Really didn’t need to know he pumps himself to ABBA before a speech. Straight and non-fucked-up Republican continues to be a vanishing demographic.

    Vote John McCain! Put a Dancing Queen in the White House!

  23. 23.

    Punchy

    August 19, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Here’s the sad thing: Elect McCane, and we stay in conflict forever, lose God-knows how many privacy rights, and malfeasance is everywhere.

    In effect, with McCane as Prez, we all become POWs…in our own country.

  24. 24.

    cleek

    August 19, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    my friends, the chance that we may someday not be at war remains the greatest threat to our country. my opponent would have you think that peace is possible, desirable even. but he’s an America-hating pussy. and that’s not change i can believe in. god bless America, except for my opponent who hates God and wants to outlaw His teachings and burn His books – God should strike him right down.

  25. 25.

    Brachiator

    August 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    He is just an innocent victim of the media, bloggers, and the conservative establishment

    Brooks is a conservative who admires McCain, so I suppose even this level of criticism is sort of admirable. Still, the passive-voice construction of the entire column really grates. Bloggers are somehow responsible for McCain running juvenile ads comparing Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? A bored press is responsible for McCain claiming that Obama puts personal interest ahead of country?

    Gosh. It seems like only yesterday that David Broder was claiming that McCain was forced to go negative because Obama had refused to go to Iraq with McCain and his personal prick, Joe Lieberman, and refused all those joint appearances at town hall meetings.

    And don’t you dare wonder why we should vote to give this guy control of the country when he can’t even control the direction of his campaign.

    In the early days of the primary, Hillary Clinton loved to suggest that she and McCain had much in common. Who would have guessed that they shared an almost limitless capacity to whine, point the finger at others, and a stunning incompetence when it came to running a competent, issues-driven campaign?

    McCain and Hillary seem to believe that their personal histories were an adequate substitute for judgement and ability. But McCain is not ready to lead from Day One. McCain was hungry to get his party’s nomination for the presidency, but now that he has finally realized this ambition, his pettiness and lack of qualification for the office of the presidency is coming to the fore. Ironic, ain’t it?

  26. 26.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    In effect, with McCane as Prez, we all become POWs…in our own country.

    When McCain declared “We’re all Georgians now,” he didn’t know how right he was. We, too, have a broken military, a floundering economy, a bellicose and incompetent government and we’re at the mercy of those with oil and cash. If McCain is elected, by 2010 he’ll be declaring that “We’re all Burmese now – and on our way to being Ethiopians.”

  27. 27.

    Kerry Reid

    August 19, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Not that it will ever happen, but I would love for someone to run an anti-McCain ad that echoes George C. Scott in Patton: “No dumb bastard ever won a war by being shot down for his country. He won it by shooting the other poor dumb bastard down for HIS country.”

    But then, I’m one of these commie pinko liberal types who, upon hearing someone bleat “Support the Troops!,” automatically responds with “Support them so that they can do WHAT, exactly?” You know, when trillions of money is being flushed down the crapper on a war of choice, I’d kinda like to see what the end goal actually is.

    So, who wants to go in with me to hire a vaguely Asian-looking person to wear vaguely VC black pajamas and show up at every McCain campaign stop until he has that PTSD meltdown that we all know is just waiting to come out? (And I truly mean no disrespect to soldiers and anyone else who does suffer from PTSD. But I find it unconscionable that someone who has lived through the horrors of war continues to talk about it as if it’s a grand game of Risk, rather than a bloody, filthy, often-pointless misadventure that represents the failure of diplomacy.)

  28. 28.

    jake

    August 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    McCain told the deejays that before big speeches he pumps himself up by listening to the Swedish quartet’s 1977 hit “Take a Chance on Me.”

    Like this fellow?

  29. 29.

    The Other Steve

    August 19, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    We’re all Paris Hilton, now.

  30. 30.

    dbrown

    August 19, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Obama has got to attack and attack and attack – he needs to stop being Kerry with a little bit of a backbone but more attack dog – when McLie tells his story about the GI bill, Obama needs to talk about all the injuried troops that gave their blood for the U S of A and McCain sold them out. This is the truth and the only way the stupid folks that live in the backward areas of the US (any where away from the East or West coasts) will ever wake up and smell the shit bushwhack/McSame has been feeding them is by Obama hitting hard day in and day out using the truth and hard facts with an in-your-face attitude.

  31. 31.

    liberal

    August 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    dbrown wrote,

    Obama has got to attack and attack and attack – he needs to stop being Kerry with a little bit of a backbone but more attack dog…

    Damn straight.

  32. 32.

    geezer

    August 19, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Seems to me McCain is always being “compelled” to do things against his will.
    That sounds like a very weak-willed man.

  33. 33.

    Paul L.

    August 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Small problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.
    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

  34. 34.

    flyerhawk

    August 19, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Reporter: Senator McCain, on July 21st you admonished Barack Obama for his comments that he would be willing to attack Pakistan to get high value targets. Your quote was “[T]here’s a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do, and I’m afraid that it’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border. And I would not announce that I’m going to attack Pakistan, as Senator Obama did when he was during his campaign.”.

    During your interview with Pastor Rick Warren you said “IF I’M PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MY FRIENDS, IF I HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM TO THE GATES OF HELL, I WILL GET OSAMA BIN LADEN AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE. “

    Senator McCain, do you believe your own statements or do you believe that Pakistan is a greater challenge than the gates of hell?

    Senator McCain: Uhhhh. What? Could you repeat the question? Uh I have to go.

  35. 35.

    Gus

    August 19, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    mall problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.
    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

    What the fuck difference does it make where he got the story? Besides, it’s not like the librul press is going to call him on it, nor will any Democrat. Mustn’t appear mean-spirited. That shit is only okay if you’re a Republican.

  36. 36.

    John Cole

    August 19, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Question: Why does Paul L. think this website is a den of progressivism?

    Possible Answers:

    A.) He is a moron
    B.) Momma didn’t love him
    C.) Anything to the left of Rush Limbaugh looks the same to him
    D.) All of the above.

    Seriously, it is funny enough when someone calls me liberal, let alone progressive, but the commenters here? Most of them are centrists, with a smattering of token lefties here and there. The only thing many of us even have in common is we hate Bush and the current GOP. Hell, half the “lefties” here are voting for Obama as their second or third choice, and are holding their nose while they do it.

    In other words, Paul L., this is not a hotbed of progressivism, you moron.

  37. 37.

    cleek

    August 19, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Why does Paul L. think this website is a den of progressivism?

    what he actually believes is irrelevant: he’s trolling.

  38. 38.

    Rick Massimo

    August 19, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Poor John McCain is a mere victim of the system that has made him a senator for 26 years and a major party’s candidate for president. The poor man is powerless. And that’s why we need to elect him president.

    aehriunlhhhgbg

    Sorry; I had a quick stroke there. I’m all better and ready to vote for McCain now.

  39. 39.

    The Other Steve

    August 19, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Interesting

  40. 40.

    Delia

    August 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Paul L. Says:

    Small problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.
    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

    Oh trollity troll: And this is a problem why? The freepers first discovered the link in 2005. Chuck Colson has been pushing the myth that the cross in the dirt story is in Solzhenitsyn since forever. So it’s been out there in the ether waiting to be scooped up as a Faith Promoting Experience by whoever wanted to have one. That’s all that’s necessary. Motive. Means. Opportunity.

  41. 41.

    John Cole

    August 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    For more fun for Paul L.- what do the following people all have in common:

    Andrew Sullivan
    Pat Buchanan
    Jonah Goldberg
    Daniel Larison
    Erick Erickson
    George Bush
    Hugh Hewitt

    Answer: They all self-identify as conservative.

    Grapple with that one for a while. See you in a month when you are ready to fart out another trolling comment.

  42. 42.

    The Other Steve

    August 19, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Anything to the left of Rush Limbaugh looks the same to him

    You must be new here.

  43. 43.

    The Other Steve

    August 19, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Small problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.

    TPM is an obvious den of progressvism, and therefore cannot be trusted.

  44. 44.

    wasabi gasp

    August 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Hotpocket of cheeseandmeatinim?

  45. 45.

    Zifnab

    August 19, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    The Other Steve Says:

    We’re all Paris Hilton, now.

    I feel like I’m getting screwed, but I don’t see the camera.

  46. 46.

    Brother Flaming Taser of Warm Reason

    August 19, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Seriously, it is funny enough when someone calls me liberal, let alone progressive, but the commenters here? Most of them are centrists, with a smattering of token lefties here and there. The only thing many of us even have in common is we hate Bush and the current GOP. Hell, half the “lefties” here are voting for Obama as their second or third choice, and are holding their nose while they do it.

    Honestly I hate the term progressive. I’m a fucking Liberal and happy to be one. This “progressive” rebranding bullshit annoys me to no end.

  47. 47.

    jake

    August 19, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Senator McCain: Uhhhh. What? Could you repeat the question? Uh I have to go. Shut your [beep!] face you [beep! beep! beeeeeeeep!] trollop and bring me some [beeeeeeeeeep!] doughnuts before I rip your [beep! beep!] heart out!”

    Fixxled.

  48. 48.

    srv

    August 19, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Small problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.
    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

    Ah, so he got it from Jesse Helms, who got it from Chuck Colson.

    Thanks for clearing that up!

  49. 49.

    Brother Flaming Taser of Warm Reason

    August 19, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Zifnab Says:

    The Other Steve Says:

    We’re all Paris Hilton, now.

    I feel like I’m getting screwed, but I don’t see the camera.

    You mean you can feel it after all those pain-killers?

  50. 50.

    Mary

    August 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Awwww! I can haz presidency?

  51. 51.

    Paul L.

    August 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Question: Why does Paul L. think this website is a den of progressivism?

    Answer: The commmenters and Tim F.
    That and you link to and tend to agree with (from the blogroll):
    Crooked Timber, Crooks and Liars, Ezra Klein, Oliver Willis
    Pandagon, Sadly, No!, Talk Left, The Carpetbagger Report,
    Glenn Greenwald, Kevin Drum, Matt Yglesias and Talking Points Memo

    However you are missing some.
    AMERICAblog Eschaton, Firedoglake, Liberal Oasis, MyDD, Open Left, RawStory, Think Progress and Juan Cole

    For more fun for Paul L.- what do the following people all have in common:

    Andrew Sullivan

    I can say I am a classic Liberal does that make it true?

  52. 52.

    Liberal Masochist

    August 19, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    I love when idiots like Paul L. provide a link that does little or nothing to further the point they are attempting to make. Makes you wonder…

  53. 53.

    Brachiator

    August 19, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Paul L. Says:

    Small problem for progressives that believe the McCain plagiarized the cross in the dirt story from Solzhenitsyn.
    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

    Nice try. Of course, it’s not a matter of what “progressives believe.” It’s a matter of what the facts are.

    It’s becoming clear that McCain has learned a lesson from Hillary Clinton’s primary campaign, that is, if you are going to bend the truth with a personal anecdote, make it harder to debunk it.

    Whether the source of the Christmas story was Solzhenitsyn, Chuck Colson or O. Henry, it is unlikely that the tidy tale told by the Straight Talker actually happened. But his defense, of course, is not evidence, but the challenge that a former POW would never lie.

    Similarly, during the church forum, McCain retold this famous story:

    My friends, we are facing the transcendent challenge of the 21-century, radical Islamic extremists. Not long ago in Baghdad, Al-Qaeda took two young women who were mentally disabled and put suicide vests on them, sent them into a marketplace and by remote control, detonated those suicide vests. If that isn’t evil, you have to tell me what is and we’re going to defeat this evil…

    Even though this incident was widely reported, its truth was never actually confirmed. As blogger Jonathan Turley noted:

    Remember the horrific accounts of how Al Qaeda used two women with Down Syndrome to carry out attacks killing roughly 100 people in Baghdad in February? It turns out that there is no evidence that they had any physical or mental ailments and may not have any connection to Al Qaeda….

    The U.S. military joined in the account of the use of disabled individuals shortly after the blast to show how low Al Qaeda would go. Maj. Gen. Jeffery W. Hammond indicated that the women were mentally disabled and did not know what they were doing. The military now admits that there is no evidence that the women were unwitting participants.

    The attack occurred on February 1, but it wasn’t until February 20 that news agencies could get at something closer to the truth (U.S.: Bombers didn’t have Down syndrome), but either way, McCain is counting on a lazy or compliant press not to bother to dig up the inonvenient truth behind this little tale.

    As an aside, Pastor Rick Warren engaged in a little verbal flim flam himself during the forum.

    Q. Okay. The role of faith based organizations, 80 percent of americans believe faith based organization do a better job at community services than the government helping addictions, you know, prisoner re-entry, all the different homelessness, poverty, things like that.

    Whatever, 80% of Americans might believe, there is no evidence to support the claim that faith-based organizations are uniformly more successful than government programs. This assertion is little more than a re-statement of the conservative belief that private charities are always superior to government social service programs.

  54. 54.

    OriGuy

    August 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Senator McCain, do you believe your own statements or do you believe that Pakistan is a greater challenge than the gates of hell?

    We haven’t been selling arms to Hell. As far as I know.

  55. 55.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Solzhenitsyn Biographer: Cross-In-Dirt Gulag Story Never Happened

    That makes two people to whom it never happened.

  56. 56.

    flyerhawk

    August 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    You think the Pakistanis are going to fight back against us?

  57. 57.

    4tehlulz

    August 19, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    OT: Joe Biden not VP. My dreams of a Mike Huckabee-Biden VP debate lolfest have been crushed.

  58. 58.

    Punchy

    August 19, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Most of them are centrists, with a smattering of token lefties here and there

    You spelled “token” wrong. Here, it’s spelled “tokin'”

  59. 59.

    Dennis - SGMM

    August 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    You think the Pakistanis are going to fight back against us?

    Here’s Juan Cole on the Fall of Pervez Musharraf. Bush’s “strong ally in the war on terror,” far from being the cure for Taliban and al Qaeda insurgencies in Pakistan was actually aiding and abetting them. Despite that, Bush held out, in negotiations with the Pakistanis, for Mushharraf to suffer no prosecution or any other inconvenience as a result of his nine year dictatorship.

  60. 60.

    w vincentz

    August 19, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Saint John huh? Well, first he needs a few miracles. If that’s beyond his ability at this point in time, I expect him to withdraw from the GOP nomination in MI and dish it to the real possible candidate, Fred Thompson. zzzzzzzzzzz
    Then Johnnie is free to run for the position of power that he certainly deserves, POPE!
    Sorry to the current one named after eggs benedict.

  61. 61.

    croatoan

    August 19, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Yes, but every Republican knows, that the tribal areas of Pakistan are beyond the Gates of Hell.

    Maybe Pakistan is Mordor.

  62. 62.

    grumpy realist

    August 19, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    Good god–now the scuttlebutt is that Joe Lieberman has a high chance of being picked for McCain’s VP.

    If a majority of the US picks a McCain/Lieberman set-up for POTUS and VPOTUS, we deserve the disaster that will happen. Mr. Bomb-bomb-bomb Iran together with Mr.Likud. With Putin playing both of them like a violin. And the Holy-Roller fundies cheering on the march towards the Rapture, all the way.

    A.J.P. Taylor said something a long time ago which I have never found reason to disagree with:”there must be something in the Mideast which drives men insane.”

  63. 63.

    Mike D.

    August 19, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Bobo has been beneath contempt for years, so no new tale to tell there, but whatever happened to McCain’s Head-Splodin’ trigger phrase: “Dad heard the tapes, John”? The Lerxtwood Elephants must be really serious about throwing the game to the Syrinx Donkeys this time around. And who can blame them, but Christ, you’d think they’d _pretend_ at least, wouldn’t you? Ross Perot was a pretty tough nut in comparison. Songbird has gone ballistic on cue for a generation, and also gone ballistic without a cue just to stay in practice. What kind of sick game is this?

    A Mormon, a character actor, and a self-aggrandizing crook, among a white wrinkly stage-full of others, and one of the Keating Five floated to the top like a turd in a toilet? This is depressing.

  64. 64.

    Delia

    August 19, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    A Mormon, a character actor, and a self-aggrandizing crook, among a white wrinkly stage-full of others, and one of the Keating Five floated to the top like a turd in a toilet? This is depressing.

    ZOMG! It’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (or Five or Six, depending on how you count them). The Fundies are right but they’ve got their cues all mixed up. We’re all going down in a mad swirl of incompetence and bad writing and only the Putin knows how to play his cards right. We’re too full of insane egomaniacs.

  65. 65.

    jbarntt

    August 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    John Cole:

    And don’t you dare wonder why we should vote to give this guy control of the country when he can’t even control the direction of his campaign.

    Uh, looks like McCain is doing OK in that dept. His polling numbers both nationally and in the swing states have been improving, he is closing in on Obama.

    Why? Shut up, that is why! Don’t question his patriotism! You know he was a POW, dontcha!

    I don’t question his patriotism, do you ? If you do, then say so. Say what what think, and honestly.

    Honest to God the conversion of you from a moderate conservative/libertarian to a flaming liberal is amazing. Do you have no real principles ? Are you just essentially a troll on your own blog ?

  66. 66.

    Bedlam UK

    August 20, 2008 at 3:08 am

    It seems to me that even if that Cross story is not in the Gulag book, it has a history going back to Billy Graham in the ’70’s.
    Go on McNugget, call all those Christians liars.

    I would just LOVE for the Russians to run with the story.
    ‘American Presidential Nominee stealing Russian stories of faith and heroism.’
    A nice big story like that slapped across the Russian pages.

    oh and I love the Patton idea, but he’s standing on the shoulders of other survivers for his grandstanding. You cant hurt him without hurting all those others that sacrificed so much.
    He makes me sick.

  67. 67.

    TenguPhule

    August 20, 2008 at 3:53 am

    Uh, looks like McCain is doing OK in that dept. He can snort turds and lie with the best of them!

    And that’s why people who support McCain are fucking idiots.

  68. 68.

    TenguPhule

    August 20, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Say what what think, and honestly.

    Let us know when Fuckstain Flipflop McCain does so.

  69. 69.

    Conservatively Liberal

    August 20, 2008 at 6:29 am

    I don’t question his patriotism, do you ? If you do, then say so. Say what what think, and honestly.

    I go with I’ll question his patriotism as much as he and his campaign question Obama’s patriotism. Sounds fair enough to me. If he or his campaign question the patriotism of a fellow American who he is running against, all in an attempt to gain the highest office in the land, then you are damn right I will question his patriotism.

    McCain wasn’t thinking of our country when he chose to go travel that low road, he was thinking of himself. While he let Lieberman make the statement, he endorsed it and has not rejected it.

    Do you think that is patriotic of McCain? I sure don’t.

  70. 70.

    vaux-rien

    August 20, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I don’t question his patriotism, do you ? If you do, then say so. Say what what think, and honestly.

    If you’ve fallen for this bought-and-sold crook’s maverick act I’m not surprised that you completely missed the point but you do a good job of illustrating it nonetheless.

    Question McCain’s judgement, his record, his ability, his temperament, tactics, ethics or any of his other obvious failings and you’re sure to be met with cries of “FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!!!”

    I’m glad to concede McCain’s patriotism and I think he’s well qualified to be Grand Marshall of any number of Veteran’s Day parades. If he aspires to more responsibility than that I’ve got some questions and they’re not about his patriotism.

    With the help of the press the McCain camp has done a great job framing every question that way, if pointing this out is somehow in violation of what you consider “real principles” I’m afraid the problem is yours.

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