• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

The willow is too close to the house.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

This really is a full service blog.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!
You are here: Home / z-Retired Categories / Site Maintenance / Yeah, That Sucked

Yeah, That Sucked

by John Cole|  August 25, 20084:41 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Site Maintenance

FacebookTweetEmail

The website down all day. Go word press.

I will work on it this week.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « And the Clinton Psychodrama Continues
Next Post: And The Convention Is Off With a Bang »

Reader Interactions

32Comments

  1. 1.

    BFR

    August 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Damn LIEbrul hackers!!!

  2. 2.

    Ninerdave

    August 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Website was never down when you were a Republican. This is yet more proof that liberals like you can’t lead and will bring down the great United States of America

  3. 3.

    jake

    August 25, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    Feed the hamsters.

  4. 4.

    d0n Camillo

    August 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    This site’s been going down more often than David Gregory at a McCain barbecue. What a way to start the week.

  5. 5.

    Delia

    August 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    You’re here? You’re really here? Frack. You get me hooked on this website and then you go all WordPress on me. And just when the Dem Convention is starting.

  6. 6.

    Teak111

    August 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Well, if your really desperate, there is always Google cache. Not the very latest, but the links work if BJ is your jumping off point.

  7. 7.

    Noah

    August 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    John McCain must pick Katie Levinson as his VP!

  8. 8.

    mantis

    August 25, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Ok, this is ridiculous. Aren’t you sick of WordPress yet? Want some free assistance getting set up on a different CMS? Let teh mantis help.

    p.s. Your email doesn’t work either.

  9. 9.

    nightjar

    August 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Just sent a hammer thru the tubes. Fix it right up!

  10. 10.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    August 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    The Hillagers are out on Hardball. If the rest of them are half as crazy as the blonde woman with the alleged congressional investigation in hand, then I think it might be good to shine the bright lights on teh crazy.

  11. 11.

    montysano

    August 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    So: was Friday’s Obama/Bayh bumpersticker story a GOP ratfucking scheme?

  12. 12.

    zzyzx

    August 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Yeah that Hardball segment was AMAZING. “You can tell insanity when you see it.”

  13. 13.

    Laura W

    August 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    What Delia said!
    I’ve had so many (insignificant) things on my (muddled) mind all day and no access to “My Friends”. I’ll condense to 3:

    Things I am wondering today:

    1) If John Edwards’ “political career is over”, how come Bill Blow-Me-in-the-Big-House Clinton gets to speak at the convention, let alone claim SLAP IN THE FACE over perceived, delusional slights?

    2) How informed, smart and articulate is Luke Russert? Everyone blathers about their kids, warranted or not, but until Tim died, I had no idea he was actually underselling his son. There’s a good legacy.

    3) Who was that boring and banal man sitting in for Tom Brokaw on MTP last Sunday asking all those silly, silly questions?

  14. 14.

    Dreggas

    August 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Heh, Tweetie just pwned some dumbass going on about Obama “going to a muslim school” LOL.

  15. 15.

    Jorge

    August 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Ok – I’m sorry to use this word, but I’m sick and tired of how big of pU$$!&s liberals are. Our guy has led John McCain in the polls every day for almost 5 months. Have there been ups and downs? Yes. But John McCain has not led in the poll of polls since April 15.

    Every answer to every question that is about the horse race and why Obama isn’t doing better should be, “Senator Obama has led John McCain in the polls every day since April 15. You should be asking the McCain campaign these questions.”

    Seriously, the Republicans are running a friggin war hero with a Q rating through the roof and they can’t break 45% in the poll of polls. Friggin grow a pair, libs.

  16. 16.

    Laura W

    August 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Things I am wondering today:

    4)Would it kill our wondergirl, Rachel, to wear some color above the waist? ONCE?

    I moved here from CO and never has EST tv scheduling sucked so much.

  17. 17.

    Zifnab

    August 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Heh, Tweetie just pwned some dumbass going on about Obama “going to a muslim school” LOL.

    I heard he broke off his McCain Mancrush and has decided to start dry humping someone else’s leg for a change.

  18. 18.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    August 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Oh, was it down? I thought my pilot light was out.

  19. 19.

    mark

    August 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Something’s gotta change. “Failblog” is taken.

  20. 20.

    Cris

    August 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Once again, and I know we keep saying this over and over, it’s not WordPress that sucks, it’s your host that sucks. We see a WordPress error because WordPress is working, but the connection to your MySql database isn’t. Do not blame WordPress for being the last man standing.

  21. 21.

    Equal Opportunity Cynic

    August 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    As Cleek pointed out to me on our offloaded sidebar conversation, two of the busiest four blogs in the ‘sphere are running WordPress. So it’s pretty unlikely the problem is the scalability of WP per se, as opposed to say the DB configuration.

  22. 22.

    Equal Opportunity Cynic

    August 25, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Then again, teh mantis’s rates (above) are hard to pass up, so maybe you really should get another CMS installed — which will then fail equally as dramatically, because virtually no modern CMS is going to work if the underlying database isn’t accessible.

    Maybe there’s some flat-file-based CMS you should consider…. :)

  23. 23.

    Michael D.

    August 25, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    it’s not WordPress that sucks, it’s your host that sucks. We see a WordPress error because WordPress is working

    Exactly. There are a number of site with far more traffic than BJ who use WP without problems.

  24. 24.

    Michael D.

    August 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    You could just post everything in Notepad.

  25. 25.

    Busta

    August 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Say….

    Did you know John McCain was a POW?

  26. 26.

    wasabi gasp

    August 25, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    O fine sur of the juixy balloon please fdenounce and reject yer webhosr. I typinf as fast as i can befor the portal fo juixe close up agaim.

  27. 27.

    Darkness

    August 25, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    I will work on it this week.

    No no no. My personal productivity is suddenly WAY up and I have some other shit to get done.

  28. 28.

    w vincentz

    August 25, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    as Wasabi said above. Seems to me that with wordpress coming up so many times, it gave me time to think and drink, then drink and think, then drink a bit more.
    Thanks for the day off.
    Insightful comments ahead.
    +375

  29. 29.

    mantis

    August 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    So what’s stopping John from switching hosting providers?

  30. 30.

    nightjar

    August 25, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    I will work on it this week.

    Blog at BJ and you will patience Grasshopper!

  31. 31.

    nightjar

    August 25, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    I will work on it this week.

    Blog at BJ and you will learn patience Grasshopper!

  32. 32.

    LiberalTarian

    August 26, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Gawdamn John. I got a blank page most of the day for your site. Yeah, I know, I probably shouldn’t comment at all since I am kind of a MT moonbat, but I do lurk often.

    Thankfully, while I was watching the amazing Phoebe Snow perform this evening (she is funny, she sings like a bird and damn, how come we don’t get artists like her any more??) you fixed it. Or it fixed itself. Or something. I was dying to see what you had to say about the convention. Where I wish I was. Sigh.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

2023 Pet Calendars

Pet Calendar Preview: A
Pet Calendar Preview: B

*Calendars can not be ordered until Cafe Press gets their calendar paper in.

Recent Comments

  • piratedan on Thursday Evening Open Thread: Rock’n’Roll’n’Fame (Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:29pm)
  • waspuppet on Not-So-Useful Idiot Abroad (Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:25pm)
  • SpaceUnit on Thursday Evening Open Thread: Rock’n’Roll’n’Fame (Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:22pm)
  • Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony on Not-So-Useful Idiot Abroad (Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:21pm)
  • SpaceUnit on Thursday Evening Open Thread: Rock’n’Roll’n’Fame (Feb 2, 2023 @ 7:20pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
Favorite Dogs & Cats
Classified Documents: A Primer

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Front-pager Twitter

John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
ActualCitizensUnited

Shop Amazon via this link to support Balloon Juice   

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice Events

5/14  The Apocalypse
5/20  Home Away from Home
5/29  We’re Back, Baby
7/21  Merging!

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!