Anyone catch the video this morning of reporters asking McCain what he hated most about campaigning to be POTUS? He responded that he hated the negativity, particularly Senator Obama’s criticism of Governor Palin.
No creepy smile, just a fucking creep.
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Negativity, Jake? Watcha talking about?
I understand the Palin handlers have asked her to cut out that sort of crap because she’s in great danger of flooding her own sty. ;-)
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SGEW
Side note: I really hope that Lincoln Chafee will have a seat on Obama’s cabinet.
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El Cruzado
Personally I think the Onion article of the year should run like the following.
“John McCain was shot down by North Vietnamese, kept as POW for 5 1/2 years”
followed by a copy and paste of the relevant part of his wikipedia entry, and segued by a small comment about his reticence to speak about it that has made a vast majority of Americans unaware of the facts presented in the article.
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Keith
Speaking of creepy, anyone catch Maher this past week showing a clip of McCain greeting Bristol n Bubba? Maher described it as “attempting to suck out their life force” but it actually looked more bizarre than even that sounds.
“And that is why we must all strive to make our own tomorrow together,” Obama said to resounding applause before stopping abruptly, breaking into a cold sweat, and bringing his trembling hands to his blanched face. “Oh, God, no. They’re sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!”
The Onion always lives up to expectations.
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Jake
Side note: I really hope that Lincoln Chafee will have a seat on Obama’s cabinet.
He called Palin a “cocky wacko”?
I like it.
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Laura W
I loved that piece when I read it earlier this week (days blur, My Friends, the damn days blur. I’m with the poster earlier who said it’s all surreal since Gore conceded.)
I loved the piece because it admits his own people know he has a very creepy and nauseating smile and are trying to circumvent it!
because she’s in great danger of flooding her own sty. ;-)
Once I got this, it was the LOL of the day.
I had to get thru my image of her flooding the sty in her eye with tears and then I thought of that biblical thing about taking the sty out of your own eye before trying to lance the one in your neighbors and then I got PIG STY.
hahahahahaha.
I’m sexist.
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SGEW
I’m with the poster earlier who said it’s all surreal since Gore conceded.
When Al did his “State of the Union” satire on SNL I had some very, very serious vertigo.
hahahahahaha.
I’m sexist.
Of course you are. Why do you hate women so much? And you’re probably a mooslim, too. [There are a lot of wingers out there saying that the “lipstick on a pig” thing has to do with halal prohibitions on pork. Fo’ realz]
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ten
John McCain: Would rather sell his soul than lose an election.
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montysano
McCain Speechwriter Trying To Write Lines That Don’t Lead To Creepy Smile
Jeez, what a suck-ass job. You’d live in fear of being fired if the Old Man let out with one of his “awkward and eerie smirks”.
I’m with the poster earlier who said it’s all surreal since Gore conceded.
I really hope that Lincoln Chafee will have a seat on Obama’s cabinet.
I have mixed emotions about Chafee. He made a lot of noise about being independent when he was a senator, but he was an enabler of Republican policies.
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Jake
Anyone catch the video this morning of reporters asking McCain what he hated most about campaigning to be POTUS? He responded that he hated the negativity, particularly Senator Obama’s criticism of Governor Palin.
No creepy smile, just a fucking creep.
shirt
Negativity, Jake? Watcha talking about?
I understand the Palin handlers have asked her to cut out that sort of crap because she’s in great danger of flooding her own sty. ;-)
SGEW
Side note: I really hope that Lincoln Chafee will have a seat on Obama’s cabinet.
El Cruzado
Personally I think the Onion article of the year should run like the following.
“John McCain was shot down by North Vietnamese, kept as POW for 5 1/2 years”
followed by a copy and paste of the relevant part of his wikipedia entry, and segued by a small comment about his reticence to speak about it that has made a vast majority of Americans unaware of the facts presented in the article.
Keith
Speaking of creepy, anyone catch Maher this past week showing a clip of McCain greeting Bristol n Bubba? Maher described it as “attempting to suck out their life force” but it actually looked more bizarre than even that sounds.
SGEW
The Onion’s breaking news today: “New McCain Ad Fails To Mention McCain Running For President,” and “Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future.”
The Onion always lives up to expectations.
Jake
He called Palin a “cocky wacko”?
I like it.
Laura W
I loved that piece when I read it earlier this week (days blur, My Friends, the damn days blur. I’m with the poster earlier who said it’s all surreal since Gore conceded.)
I loved the piece because it admits his own people know he has a very creepy and nauseating smile and are trying to circumvent it!
Once I got this, it was the LOL of the day.
I had to get thru my image of her flooding the sty in her eye with tears and then I thought of that biblical thing about taking the sty out of your own eye before trying to lance the one in your neighbors and then I got PIG STY.
hahahahahaha.
I’m sexist.
SGEW
When Al did his “State of the Union” satire on SNL I had some very, very serious vertigo.
Of course you are. Why do you hate women so much? And you’re probably a mooslim, too. [There are a lot of wingers out there saying that the “lipstick on a pig” thing has to do with halal prohibitions on pork. Fo’ realz]
ten
John McCain: Would rather sell his soul than lose an election.
montysano
Jeez, what a suck-ass job. You’d live in fear of being fired if the Old Man let out with one of his “awkward and eerie smirks”.
FRD
montysano
From the Onion article Matthews, Olbermann Ousted As MSNBC Anchors: “This is the biggest upheaval at MSNBC since it dropped issues from its political coverage.”
LOL
Gus
I have mixed emotions about Chafee. He made a lot of noise about being independent when he was a senator, but he was an enabler of Republican policies.