Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

You cannot love your country only when you win.

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.

Republicans do not trust women.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

The revolution will be supervised.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

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  3. 3.

    Laura W

    Forgive me if you know all this already, but they did a major switchover to a new whatever this weekend. Mine is totally gone from my personal site, but my cats still have one on their blog! Theirs does not click through to the stats page, however, but to the main sitemeter (new) homepage.

    As I have about 5 of them on various sites, I did go thru this morn and get them all linked up to the same acct, allegedly, but still could not get the referral stats we are used to. I went round and round for a long while, before full caffination, and just gave up. I am just hoping by tomorrow it magically reappears and functions as it used to. (All mine are free and the basic models, btw.)

  4. 4.

    Rook

    The referral information is called path report and is part of the premium package now. You can still find out who referred to you, but it requires a click for every hit. It is under visit report, and if you click on each entry, it expands and shows you tons of information, including the referral.

  5. 5.

    Laura W

    Speaking of site traffic, this new post at Sullivan’s says a lot.
    Sort of hints around the edge of the “intimidation” factor he hinted around the edge of earlier this weekend.
    Good to see him on fire again over Palin, et al.

    Oh L@@K! It’s Ketel One O’clock and my tape is all rewound (yes, VHS) to SNL’s opening.
    Cheers!

  7. 7.

    Blue Buddha

    Laura W Says:
    Speaking of site traffic, this new post at Sullivan’s says a lot.

    Sullivan:

    The Dish is now Technorati’s highest ranked one-person mainly political blog in the world. Not bad for someone who’s gone “insane”. The marketplace obviously disagrees. And you know what real conservatives believe about markets, don’t you?

    Yep. When the marketplace doesn’t give you what you want, you must regulate the shit out of it to your favor.

  12. 12.

    Jim Morrison

    This thing sucks. Does anyone have a suggestion on a replacement?

    I use BlogPatrol. All five of my daily readers are highly impressed at it’s accuracy. It would be even better if they were the same five every day.

  13. 13.

    gbear

    I just came over here from trying to get into Americablog, but when that site comes up, it immediately switches me over to some kind of sitemeter search. I don’t think you’re the only one having troubles with it.
    Just chalk it up to our crumbling infrasturcture. We’re all going to have to learn how to send morse code by flashlight if Palin/McCain get elected…

  15. 15.

    Laura W

    Doctor Gonzo Says:

    I should probably clarify that I am talking about the Google product Google Analytics, not to Google the word “Analytics”. :)

    If that is subtly directed to me, Dr. G, I actually knew what you meant.
    I can see trees from my window! I am the forest!
    (and thanks for the tip. Plan to look into it tomorrow.)

  16. 16.

    folkbum

    Sitemeter is in the process of switching back to the old system. The new system apparently crashed under the load; I expect they will try to roll out the new system again once they work out whatever kinks caused the crash.

  18. 18.

    bago

    Uhm, Take the IIS logs or whatever your web server is and run analytics packages on them? It’s not hard to parse, HTTP GET or HTTP POST, and your response.

  19. 19.

    The Other Steve

    We are in the process of rolling back SiteMeter to the former system.
    SiteMeter should be back online soon.
    Please check back later.
    Sorry for inconvenience.

    Sincerely, SiteMeter Support Team.

    I think it’s broke.

  20. 20.

    JL

    With Lehman’s pending bankruptcy tomorrow, will McCain state that the economy is too shaky to change course now?

  21. 21.

    Doctor Gonzo

    Uhm, Take the IIS logs or whatever your web server is and run analytics packages on them? It’s not hard to parse, HTTP GET or HTTP POST, and your response.

    That only works if you have access to the server software, such as if you run IIS on your own computer. Most webhosts don’t give you that kind of access, for obvious reasons.

  22. 22.

    The Moar You Know

    Don’t panic – this is now up on Sitemeter’s page:

    We are in the process of rolling back SiteMeter to the former system.
    SiteMeter should be back online soon.
    Please check back later.
    Sorry for inconvenience.

    Sincerely, SiteMeter Support Team.

    I guess they’ve been getting a shitstorm.

  24. 24.

    protected static

    Yeah, they done broke SiteMeter but good… I was able to log in and activate my so-called new-and-improved system and I gotta say – what a confusing piece of shit it is.

  25. 25.

    WIIIAI

    Statcounter. The free version gives info on the most recent 500 page hits rather than Sitemeter’s 100 individual hits, info on users is sometimes more specific, and on the “visitor paths” page you can see who individual readers are, how they arrived at your blog, and what page they arrived at, info that Sitemeter keeps on separate pages.

  27. 27.

    MB

    You don’t have to stick to one. Me, I’ve had some bad experience with getting summarily locked out of my Google accounts (just *try* to get Google to respond to you as a human being), so while I use Analytics, I also use Statcounter (rarely a problem, there).

  28. 28.

    satby

    The GOS keeps linking to you on the front page; every time that happens I can’t get Ballon Juice.
    I’m becoming very fond of “WordPress Error” though, so it’s all good.

  33. 33.

    Ripley

    John Cole broke the internets! And it’s all John Cole’s fault! (That’s what we Small Towners call meta-blame.)

    It’s not nearly as troublesome with a glass of Rombauer Zinfandel.

  34. 34.

    hwickline

    Nthing Google Analytics. It’s way more info than you actually need, but knowing down to the city who’s reading your blog in Turkey is always fun. And maybe a little scary.

  35. 35.

    Martin

    Why do you need to know the traffic? Wondering who is so infatuated with WordPress Error?

    But as noted above, GOS is killing you. Every time Kos links you to the front page (often, in the last few weeks) you last about 3 minutes and then go tits up for 4 hours or so.

  39. 39.

    bago

    It’s like 2 clicks to set your IIS logs to a particular directory, which can be a Virtual Directory link if needed so you can run your own analytics.

    The problemspace is pretty trivial compared to my current project, running predictive analytics against a site that gets 5 million + hits a day.

  43. 43.

    Herb

    As a lifelong Bronco fan, I hate it…hate it like John hates the Browns…HATE it when Randy Cross calls a Bronco game.

  44. 44.

    Conservatively Liberal

    We’re all going to have to learn how to send morse code by flashlight if Palin/McCain get elected…

    Yes, but they will let us use the existing fiber optic lines to send the flashes over.

    For a fee. ;)

  48. 48.

    carrie

    Wandered over here from a stray link from FDL,
    FWIW…
    but I have to say, I kinda like it here, once I figured out that the blog name wasn’t wordpress error.

  49. 49.

    jcricket

    Speaking of Sully, this is from K Lo’s house of crazy, via Sully:

    There was an hour-long special on tonight. I don’t have major complaints save for … did we need to be told Track was born eight months after Todd and Sarah eloped?

    Seriously, did I miss this? So Palin had sex outside of marriage? But it’s ok because she then got married? And her values were so strongly imposed on her kids that one of them did the same thing?

    Isn’t there something about those in glass houses… Or maybe the one about logs and eyes. Can’t quite remember how those go, but I think they might apply here.

    Fucking hypocrites.

  50. 50.

    Susan Kitchens

    From Americablog:

    The site was down for some people because Sitemeter, a company a lot of us use for our visitor counts, upgraded their service today – and it proceeded to stop our site from loading. Lovely. I reverted back to the old code, so hopefully this will work. I’m noticing traffic already coming back, so it should be fine now. Sorry about that.

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