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Shorter Red State

by John Cole|  September 25, 20089:38 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

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“Wtf is a lame duck? Does that make them easier to shoot?”

Absolute morons.

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  1. 1.

    Mary

    September 25, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Craig Ferguson lays into McCain and the bailout bill. Angry. Incredulous. And all in that awesome Scottish accent.

  2. 2.

    zzyzx

    September 25, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Damn it. My lunch order is messed up. I’m going to suspend my campaign until they get it right!

  3. 3.

    Glenn Fayard

    September 25, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Thank God we’re not repeating the mistakes of Abraham Lincoln and FDR and holding debates in the middle of enormous wars. History clearly showed those guys were fuckheads.

  4. 4.

    Comrade ninerdave

    September 25, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Thank God we’re not repeating the mistakes of Abraham Lincoln and FDR and holding debates in the middle of enormous wars. History clearly showed those guys were fuckheads.

    They sure as fuck weren’t POWs!

  5. 5.

    r€nato

    September 25, 2008 at 10:58 am

    why do you do this to yourself, John? Of course you’re going to find mega-stupid at RS. It’s like attending a Flat Earth Society meeting.

  6. 6.

    Marshall

    September 25, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Apparently the Pres didn’t get a warm reception overseas :

    Peer Steinbrück, the German finance minister, countered in a speech in Berlin that the conditions that gave rise to the current turmoil in the markets were allowed to develop because of a reckless pursuit of short-term profit and huge bonuses in “Anglo-Saxon” financial centers — along with a lack of political backbone to stand up to what he characterized as bankers’ greed.

    “Investment bankers and politicians in New York, Washington and London were not willing to give these up,” he said. “The financial market crisis is above all an American problem”

    The long-term consequences, Steinbrück added, could be serious for the United States. “The U.S. will lose its status as the superpower of the world financial system,” he told the Bundestag. “The world financial system will become multipolar.”

  7. 7.

    Shinobi

    September 25, 2008 at 11:21 am

    A Nasty Gaffe? Srsly? Drugs, Drugs are the explanation for this.

  8. 8.

    камрад комисaр Xenos

    September 25, 2008 at 11:49 am

    The Steinbruck comments should be understood within the context of Eurozone financial politics. Certain Eurozone economies have allowed lax, or directly subsidized lending practices so that house prices have been allowed to get very high: Spain, Netherlands, and to a lesser degree, France. Real estate prices are still reasonable in Germany, and mortgage underwriting standards have remained strict.

    By venting about English, Australian, and American craziness, Steinbruck can get an indirect message to Spain and France that they should not be looking to German bankers for much help in the years ahead. Don’t take it as lashing out at Americans. But the Germans are no doubt appalled at what Wall Street has done.

  9. 9.

    Dave S.

    September 25, 2008 at 11:50 am

    You can see the places where he stopped typing long enough to yell “MEATLOAF, MA!!!” up the basement stairs.

  10. 10.

    Tsulagi

    September 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Yeah, it’s been Comedy Central over at Red State lately, Conservapedia edition.

    Yesterday one of the front page posts about McCain suspending his campaign and the debate was from their resident homophobe detector cum misogyny detector since Palin arrived. He was armed in full Assrocket battle rattle firing out words like “genius” and “masterstroke” to characterize McCain’s “bold” move.

    Then he ended his post essentially saying he was certain it was brilliant, unless it turns out to be a fuckup. His prediction bases were covered. These guys crack me up. They don’t know which way to turn now.

    Speaking of crackups, RS lead short-bus driver Erick has a post up now about the bailout. He says if the Paulson plan doesn’t pass by end of business Friday, he’s certain economic Armageddon will come Monday morning. Wall Street will burn, paychecks may bounce. His advice to Republicans in Congress? Don’t vote for the bailout so the Dems can take the fall for an unpopular plan with the voters. Yep, gotta love that Country First attitude permeating RedState. They’re full of strategery.

  11. 11.

    libarbarian

    September 25, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Arrogance is what many of us think you are unqualified to be a President, Barack

    I think they meant “WHY many of us…”.

    dumbasses.

  12. 12.

    Tom Q

    September 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I have to say, when I heard Barack put it in that phrase, I thought some idiot would point to it as some major blunder.

    And Red State filled the position nicely.

  13. 13.

    scarshapedstar

    September 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Stupidity is what many of us think Rod Patrick is unqualified to blog at Redstate, and that something, wouldn’t say?

  14. 14.

    uila

    September 25, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Go easy on Rod, I don’t think english is his first language. Though hopefully it’s his last.

  15. 15.

    Comrade Joshua von Doktorpepper

    September 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    His statement shows a STRONG EGO.

    Some might even call him uppity…

  16. 16.

    Comrade Darkness

    September 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    libarbarian Says:
    Arrogance is what many of us think you are unqualified to be a President, Barack

    … and we know that because our guy that’s in there is the most arrogant son of a bitch there is and look where THAT’S gotten us.

    Fail.

  17. 17.

    nicethugbert

    September 25, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    Ah, but this is no ordinary Lame Duck, this Sun Wukong Himself in a Super Lame Duck Suit. BOO!

  18. 18.

    w vincentz

    September 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Geesh. I saw “lame duck” and thought this was a recipe thread.
    Anyway, the one’s that limp around on their little webbed feet taste EXACTLY like the ones that waddle around like usual.
    Now, the first thing is to catch ’em. Herabouts, there are a few nice parks that have ponds where the quacky critters reside. Sometimes you’ll see dad’s that have custody for the day there with their younguns, feeding leftover wonder bread to the excited quakers.
    Here’s whatcha do. Just about sundown, go to the pond that the humans have vacated. Bring some bread or old hotdog rolls and a long handled boat net (like you use when ya go fishin’ after the dynomite tied to the rock has done the underwater caboom).
    The Donalds and Daisies (and even Daffy) will come right over. Give a scoop, pin ’em down and give the little quacker’s neck a firm twist.
    Pluck ’em in melted parifin so the feathers come out better. Don’t know about you, but I don’t like to eat feathers.
    Gut ’em out but save the heart, and liver (for gravy).
    I like to smoke ’em over cherry wood for about ten hours and serve with wild rice and greens (watercress if your local pond has some).
    Enjoy! Quack, quack.
    Tomorrow I’ll give ya tips on how to make bar-b-qued wood chuck (or marmot for my left coast friends). Some folks don’t even stop their cars to pick ’em up after they clobber ’em. Good eats.

  19. 19.

    steelhead

    September 25, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Red State commentators and the Louisiana legislator who advocates sterilization should have never been conceived.

  20. 20.

    Comrade Baron Elmo

    September 25, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Arrogance is what many of us think you are unqualified to be a President, Barack.

    I think they meant “WHY many of us…”.

    dumbasses.

    Short Bus Erick: “I don’t speak English, libtard… I speak AMERICAN!”

  21. 21.

    Kathleen

    September 25, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    that has to be the dumbest post ever.

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