This had me laughing out loud:
McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: ‘Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress’
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.
Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.
The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.
American history and black history cannot be separated.
Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.
Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?
We still have time to mess this up!
Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
T R E 4 5 O N
Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.
People are weird.
They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.
The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.
These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.
It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.
I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.
If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson
They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.
This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.
These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.
Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.
You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.
“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”
harlana pepper
Well, shit, if the repubes won’t let me marry a girl, I am shit out of luck on this one!
Stuck in the Fun House
Teh Onion rocks!
Dennis - SGMM
That’s pretty funny. This isn’t:
That’s the title of an article in this morning’s WaPo.
The article goes on to mention that there may be conflicts of interest but don’t worry because Treasury spokeswoman Michele Davis said the department plans to develop and publish guidance on "how to manage any conflicts."
Yep, it will all work out just fine:
Yes, I know that Paulson has to hire people who are knowledgeable about Wall Street. I just wonder why he couldn’t find people who are knowledgeable without being in it up to their assholes. This seems like hiring arsonists to put out a fire.
The Glorious People's Pantload of Studliness
This DKos Diary is excellent news! ! ! For Hillary! ! !*
(Whatever happened to those PUMAs, anyway? I’m assuming some sort of plastic-bag/Cindy-McCain-cocktail sort of mass extinction…?)
*Apologies to Idiotic
S.G.E.W.
Idiotic’s preternatural posting will be the thing I will miss most about Hillary Clinton’s presidential run. That and Sinbad.
Sinbad/Palin 2012!
Bill Herbert
Nice. Can I get mine without the barbiturate addiction and a little less mascara?
S.G.E.W.
@Bill Herbert: You go to bed with the beer heiress you have, not the one you wish you had.
Stuck in the Fun House
I have predicted and will continue to predict, that we will rue the day this particular "rescue" plan was enacted. The only rescue will be for GWB’s and Hanky Panky Paulson to save their buddies. Maybe it will avert the credit freeze that could devastate average Americans, for awhile. However, by the time Obama takes office, the Bushies will have set the "Plan" in concrete for much of the money going into the pockets of those who caused this problem and not to reforming the system. We will be back at this in fairly short order, and will have to borrow more cash to grease the rails of trickle down bullshit. Meanwhile, the sweaty rich stockbroker class will be catching rays on a sunny Cayman Beach.
Davebo
Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
colleeniem
OT–as always.
Listen to this weeks edition of "This American Life." It’s just as enlightening as "The Giant Pool of Money."
Comrade Stooleo
this had me in tears.
shmo
If I leave my email address here, could you have a beer heiress contact me by Monday? I need to experience economic recovery asap. Thank you.