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Not Tunch

by John Cole|  October 23, 20089:33 am| 19 Comments

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Apparently there are some Tunch imitators out there. Here are two of them:

I suppose you think they are fat, too.

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  1. 1.

    Zifnab

    October 23, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Oh my god, doppleganger!
    Which one do I shoot?!

  2. 2.

    Krista

    October 23, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Wow, the one in the pot REALLY looks like Tunch. Has he (or you) recovered from the merciless teasing of yesterday?

  3. 3.

    The Other Steve

    October 23, 2008 at 9:50 am

    Read this.

    timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4992730.ece

  4. 4.

    jnfr

    October 23, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Devil Cat! That first cat has horns.

  5. 5.

    jake 4 that 1

    October 23, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Please don’t ask me why, but a cat in a container that is 3 sizes too small is high on my list of ROFL-worthy things.

    I think it is the look of defiance and annoyance. "Damn it, this thing will grow to fit me and it will become comfortable and I’m not moving until it does! Quit laughing Monkey Boy!"

  6. 6.

    gbear

    October 23, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I suppose you think they are fat, too.

    Not as fat as Tunch.

    Is the lower cat albino?

    "Damn it, this thing will grow to fit me and it will become comfortable and I’m not moving until it does! Quit laughing Monkey Boy!"

    I get to watch that routine every time I buy a book or CD from Amazon. The cats love the boxes. Only one of them is small enough to fit, but it’s the other cat that loves to be in them.

  7. 7.

    Pastafarian

    October 23, 2008 at 10:00 am

    I suppose you think they are fat, too.

    They’re not fat, they’re big boned, goddammit!

  8. 8.

    Stuck in the Funhouse

    October 23, 2008 at 10:02 am

    I suppose you think they are fat, too.

    Pleasingly Plump

  9. 9.

    Comrade Nixon Hailfire Palin

    October 23, 2008 at 10:02 am

    I think it is the look of defiance and annoyance. "Damn it, this thing will grow to fit me and it will become comfortable and I’m not moving until it does! Quit laughing Monkey Boy!"

    That and the butt sagging over the edge. "What’r you lookin’ at, skinface?"

  10. 10.

    J.

    October 23, 2008 at 10:03 am

    We prefer the phrase "full figured." My Flora is 15.5 pounds of gorgeous feline pulchritude.

    How many critters you got running around over there anyway?

  11. 11.

    greynoldsct00

    October 23, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Pleasingly Plump

    Stuck in the Funhouse beat me to it… plump kitties are wonderful, snuggleable things!

  12. 12.

    jake 4 that 1

    October 23, 2008 at 10:09 am

    The correct term was coined yesterday by one of you smart asses: Too Big to Fail.

    It may be shortened to 2B2F. Please update your Internet Traditions manuals.

  13. 13.

    The Moar You Know

    October 23, 2008 at 10:37 am

    I suppose you think they are fat, too.

    Extra-large, no question. They (and Tunch) are adorable.

  14. 14.

    Patrick Lightbody

    October 23, 2008 at 10:39 am

    So you can put up a picture of a cat in a bowl but not the picture of my dog in a bowl? That’s messed…

  15. 15.

    GeneJockey

    October 23, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Tunch is the spitting image of my wife’s late cat Boobie (oo as in ‘book’, not ‘food’), right down to the spot on his nose.

    Boobie was also a big cat. Not just fat, BIG Probably the biggest cat I ever met. No pics, sorry. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

  16. 16.

    Bey

    October 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    I have a gargantuboy as well – berXerxes is the largest cat I’ve ever known. He’s busily working out how to open doors these days, because he 1) easily reaches the doorknobs without stretching and 2) is convinced that Cat Nirvana hides behind every closed door. He’s 3 and still skinny as a rail at just shy of 15 lbs. I can easily see 18 in his complacent middle age.

    Every time we go to the vet, Dr. B says "I thought we neutered him." and lifts his tail.

  17. 17.

    Ash Can

    October 23, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I suppose you think they are fat, too.

    Good-sized, to be sure, but that Tunch? Wow. Does that cat meow or oink?

  18. 18.

    Soylent Green

    October 23, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    How to tell a cat from a meatloaf, by B. Kliban.

  19. 19.

    zhak

    October 23, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Not fat.

    Er. Quite furry and big-boned.

    But not fat.

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