Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Bark louder, little dog.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

Republicans don’t trust women.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

No Justins, No Peace

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

“Squeaker” McCarthy

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Everybody saw this coming.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

Second rate reporter says what?

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

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  4. 4.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    Jobs report out. 240,000 jobs lost in October, September figures revised to 280,000 jobs lost.

    Good times, good times.

  5. 5.

    Montysano

    She was the daughter of a wealthy
    Florentine Pogen
    Read ’em ‘n weep
    Was her adjustable slogan

    She was a debutante daisy
    With a color-note organ
    Deep in the street
    She drove a ’59 Morgan

    Frank and Hunter S: gone way too soon.

  7. 7.

    Josh Hueco

    I’m trying to quit smoking and am wearing the patch. Don’t ever fall asleep without taking it off first. Unless you want some really interesting dreams.

  9. 9.

    gbear

    Well this morning Norm Coleman’s lead is down to 233 votes out of 2.9 million cast. We’re still doing the final tally of the regular vote. The recount won’t start until the results of the Nov 4 vote are certified, which is still about a week out, I think.

    Norm is on record as saying that if he had come out behind in the regular vote, he would accept it and waive a recount. What a trooper. I SO hope that we get a chance to see if he stands by that statement.

    & Brown Shoes Don’t Make It. And also. yes.

  10. 10.

    Dennis - SGMM

    Speaking of which, Sadly, No! has the finest collection of K-razee you have ever seen.

    The shorter wingnuts: ‘Let’s Make the Water Turn Black’

  13. 13.

    Atanarjuat

    Comrade Scrutinizer said:

    Jobs report out. 240,000 jobs lost in October, September figures revised to 280,000 jobs lost.

    You ain’t seen nothing yet. Once Obama becomes President on January 20, 2009, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see those numbers double or even triple during the rest of the new year.

    But I guess liberals have nothing to worry about; Big Brother Obama will just redistribute the remaining wealth and everything will work out just fine for everyone. Rainbows and ponies are just within reach, I’m sure of it.

    Good times, good times

    Only an shameless liberal would celebrate people being thrown out of work and losing their income. How sickening.

    – A Country on Life Support

  15. 15.

    Josh Hueco

    @Atanarjuat:

    Of course Obama will create jobs. He’s going to force all us honkies to work on his plantations once he declares Shari’a law. Bill Ayers will load us onto the boxcars and Jeremiah Wright will whip us, shouting "I said your name is Shabazz."

  16. 16.

    Halteclere

    A gun shop in Fort Worth had a record day of gun sales the day after Obama was elected. Here is a nice picture of someone inspecting a 50-cal rifle. Here is another picture of a guy buying a gun to protect his family.

    It is a sad thing seeing scared grown men pissing in their pants.

  17. 17.

    greynoldsct00

    No mention of a hangover, John? Maybe you are still buzzed. A half-dozen Mojitos? Yeesh.

  18. 18.

    Dennis - SGMM

    …I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see those numbers double or even triple during the rest of the new year.

    I’m glad you agree that Bush left Obama one hell of a mess to clean up.

  19. 19.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    No Atanajar, I was bemoaning how our mighty economy has fallen in to the pit of despair after the unfortunate results of the election on Tuesday. Huge losses in the stock markets after the Obama win just highlight the distrust and disaffection that our Captains of Industry feel in the wake of this great national disaster.
     
    Even the Great Redistributionist won’t be able to redistribute what isn’t there.
     
    –A Country Shamed

  21. 21.

    4tehlulz

    Huge losses in the stock markets after the Obama win just highlight the distrust and disaffection that our Captains of Industry feel in the wake of this great national disaster.

    I thought it was the Treasury Department stopped flooding the markets with cash, but your way sounds more poetic.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Jake

    @kommrade jakevich:

    If people like Pamela Geller have a significant voice in the future of the GOP, they are seriously screwed. If you’ve never heard of her, check this out.

    She is grade-A, batshit fucking nuts.

  24. 24.

    Comrade Stuck

    Rainbows and ponies are just within reach, I’m sure of it.

    George W. Bush riding the Nag of Death whilst Dick Cheney croons "If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can’t I?"

  26. 26.

    Comrade Jake

    @Atanarjuat:

    Seeing as how you guaranteed a McCain victory, I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest you’re fucking clueless. Bye now.

  28. 28.

    dewberry

    It’s the sugar in mojitos that makes you so ill the next morning. Trust auntie Dewberry on that…

  29. 29.

    Atanarjuat

    Comrade Jake said:

    Seeing as how you guaranteed a McCain victory, I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest you’re fucking clueless.

    I know, only liberals are allowed hope, optimism and the occasional mistake, whereas conservatives must be 100% correct every time. Otherwise we’re clueless.

    Setting a higher bar for your opponent whereas lowering the bar for yourself all the way to the ground? Why, that would be a double standard! Say it ain’t so, Jake!

    To everyone else:

    Comrade Scrutinizer may think he was being so clever with the witty sarcasm, but in fact, he’s right: there was a huge one-day drop in the stock market the day after Obama was elected. That’s no mere coincidence, and it’s a harbinger of the financial straits to come.

    But I’m sure that Obama’s plan to "spread the wealth around," will make everything Kodak Moment-perfect in no time at all. Does a 60-inch plasma TV come with those ponies as well? Hey, you needy, government handout-deserving liberals can dream, right?

    – A Country Behind Enemy Lines

  30. 30.

    Soylent Green

    My favorite Zappa:
     
    Eat your shoes
    Don’t forget the strings
    And sox
    Even eat the box
    Your bought ’em in
    You can eat the truck
    That brought ’em in
    Garbage truck
    MMMMMMMMMMMMouldy
    Garbage truck
    Eat the truck & driver
    And his gloves
    NUTRITIOUSNESS
    DELICIOUSNESS
    WORTHLESSNESS

  31. 31.

    Comrade Darkness

    He’s going to force all us honkies to work on his plantations

    That would be the pineapple plantations then? Figures. I *paid* to get a tour when I was on O’ahu, now you’re telling me I can get in for free?

  33. 33.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    @Atanarjuat:

    Sarcasm? You wound me. I’m every bit as sincere about this blight on our nation’s future as you. Don’t let anyone tell you that stock price drop was due to worries about today’s job report or hedge fund redemptions coming up on the 15th—we know it’s about that unfortunate election.

    —A Country, Trembling.

  35. 35.

    DUDACKATTACK!!!

    Even the Great Redistributionist won’t be able to redistribute what isn’t there.

    Dumb All Over (and a little ugly on the side)

  37. 37.

    Cassidy

    Woke up to Zappa, but no delicious cuban girl with a cute accent? Methinks your priorities are off….

  38. 38.

    Jeff Berardi

    Hey, go back and watch Zappa’s 1986 Crossfire segment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ISil7IHzxc)… there’s some fantastic stuff around the 17:00 mark or so, where Frank advocates for young people to register to vote and run for public office. His opponent replies, more or less, with a sarcastic "Sure Frank. You’re gonna give these young kids HOPE by telling them to REGISTER TO VOTE? Are you serious?"

    Yeah. Young people given HOPE by registering to vote? HOPE?! Who ever heard of such a thing, HOPE? Frank really was a hopeless dreamer…

    Also, nice to go back to a time when it was evil rock music destroying the country as opposed to gay people getting married….

  42. 42.

    Roza Hussein

    The lyrics to "Billy The Mountain" are embedded in my brain due to a bad experience in the 80’s

    good luck

  43. 43.

    neddie jingo

    I got busted
    Coming through customs
    With a suitcase
    Full of tapes
    It was special
    Tape recording
    And they grabbed me
    While I was boarding
    Yes, they grabbed me
    Then they beat me
    Then they told me
    They don’t like me
    And I crashed
    In my Nash
    We can crash
    In my Nash
    We can crash
    In my Nash
    We can crash
    In my Nash
    We can crash
    In my Nash

  45. 45.

    pragmatic idealist

    For fellow fans of the original Mothers, Jimmy Carl Black’s obit is in the NY Times today.

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